Re: The Mai-Multiverse Roleplay Thread

[Luu Sky Sapphire]

"Big Sister Chie!!!" Arika glomped Chie hard after spotting her (finally.) She began shaking Chie like a soda bottle. "Where have you been?! Where's Aoi, Mashiro, Shiho and the others?! I need someone real here!!! The others are so lost, they're talking about boars! You've gotta help!!!"

[Kara]

this isn't your universe's Viola-sama!


What?

"What?" Manly Natsuki asked.

Who could impersonate Shizuru so perfectly? Then, looking over the girl in her arms much more carefully, she realized this girl was....smaller? This girl was smaller that her Shizuru and a wee bit younger.


"Is that why you've been crying?" Natsuki asked. "Cause you're not as...uh...you look different than the real Shizuru??"

[Guest]

Shizuru looked to the manly Natsuki and nodded slowly. Feeling apologetic, she looked down shyly before raising her hand and petting the blunette on the head once more.

[Kara]

"Then...then..." Natsuki voiced as she tried to piece all this together in her mind.

The manly woman looked to Nina then to the supposed 'Shizuru'. "Then your an imposter?...A mute imposter???" She asked, not really looking for an answer, she just liked to rabble when she was confused. Manly ramble of course.

"Why would they send a mute to pose as Shizuru?? What sense does that make? Or wait, are you a clone? A tiny clone? Are you not talking because whoever made you forgot your vocal cords?"

Nothing made sense anymore! Now she was starting to question if the underwear she put on today was real or was it some kind of speaking-inabled imposter?!

[Guest]

Haruka thankfully kept herself from bursting out in uproarious laughter. "She's not a mute! She's just shy, and easily frightened. Also an idiot." 'Had to slip that in somewhere.' Haruka thought, devilish smile on her face.

Angry crimson eyes glared at the blonde bombshell. Lilac eyes glared back and further scared Shizuru.

'She's right! I'm afraid of everything!' Shizuru screamed in her mind, closing her eyes while fighting back tears of realization and horror.

Rolling her eyes as she knew how the other girl took that, Haruka just sighed. 'This will take a while...'

[Kara]

"Your not a mute?" Natsuki asked in suprise. "Speak then." She commanded.

Commanding people is manly.

[Guest]

"Um..." Not used to being commanded, Shizuru cleared her throat before speaking in her Kyoto-ben. "...Natsuki?"

[Kara]

"Omigosh! She spoke! She totally spok--" Natsuki clapped her hand over her mouth after realizing what she was saying and how high her voice got.

She cleard her throat several times, "I mean, wow, do you're not mute, cool, dude. Cool...." Trying to regain her manly-ness.

[Guest]

Stifling a snicker at how high manly Natsuki's voice got, Haruka rubbed at her neck. That mark still felt strange.

Shizuru, scrunching her eyebrows together so close they twitched, shifted her eyes before smiling bewitchingly at Natsuki.

"Not a mute." She spoke, just in case.

[Kara]

Natsuki coughed to prevent herself from squealing, "Uh...So...um...Why weren't you talking then?" She asked, trying to sound manly while averting the womans gaze.

[Guest]

That fact hit Shizuru soundly. All she had done since she arrived was cry, whine, and be mistaken for another.

"I...I'm afraid." Shizuru spoke honestly, ducking her head down.

[Kara]

Natsuki peeked down into the girls face, "Afraid of what?"

Out of manly concern, of course.

[Guest]

Lifting her hands to clench Natsuki's shoulders, Shizuru raised herself until she was inches away from the manly blunette's face. Breathing slowly, eyes half lidded, she spoke softly.

"Everything..."

[Kara]

One eyebrow went up and one eyebrow went down, this was Natsuki's thinking face.

"Everything?" Natsuki pondered for a moment. "Even me?"

[Guest]

Pondering that question, Shizuru bit her lower lip as her eyebrows came together once more and she looked down.

'Well, she is currently shielding me from the loud ant...but she was talking of boars as well...'

Shaking her head slowly, Shizuru looked up and gave her answer. "No."

[Kara]

"Oh well GOOD, it wouldn't do to have pretty ladies afraid of me, only the uggos," She involuntarily shifted her gaze at Miss Maria.

That's right, rule number 298347 of manly-ness: "If you scare pretty women, you're not manly, you're a loser, you pansy-ass." What a self-esteem booster that handbook was...

[Guest]

On her side from laughing so hard, Haruka grit her teeth to stifle it as she adjusted herself to sit once more.

Shizuru just giggled slightly, before looking to the ground. 'I really hope that ant doesn't start yelling again...'

[Kara]

She looked around curiously. 'I'm guessing laughter means everyones happy..?'

"Hey, I have an ide--" Natsuki cut herself off when she saw a rustling in the nearby bushes.

She got up slowly and left Shizuru on the ground, quietly telling her to stay calm. She made her manly way over to the bushes stealthily and then, quietly, very quietly...She kicked whatever was in the bushes with all she had.


A buck toothed nerdy girl with glasses and short hair fell out, "Hey!" She yelled.

"Yukino! What have I told you?! You ARE TO STAY 100000 YARDS FROM MY SCHOOL! ALWAYS." Natsuki yelled.

"I...I just wanted to offer those kids some candy and ketchup..." She explained pitifullly.

[Guest]

Curling up, Shizuru watched the scene unfold. As soon as that nerdy girl fell out, the brunette let out a nightmarishly bloodcurdling scream.

Trying to calm her speeding heart, Shizuru perked up at the word 'candy'. "Do you have chocolate!?" She asked, rocking herself on the ground slightly.

Haruka, on the other hand, only laughed louder as she fell to her side once more, close to Shizuru who looked expectant.

[Kara]

Yukino's head whipped to the side, "Yes! YES! I do have candy little girl!"

The creeper ran over and handed Shizuru some chocolate, "So, how old are you?"

[Guest]

Popping the chocolate in her mouth, Shizuru sat up and brushed her hair away from her face. "Eighteen?" She tilted her head to the side, and looked at Haruka for confirmation.

Shrugging, as she didn't care how old the bubuzuke was, Haruka rolled her lilac eyes.

[Kara]

Yukino's face turned from happiness to digust, "YOU BITCH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE YOUNGER THAN THAT!! GIVE ME BACK MY CANDY!!!"

Just as Yukino was about to pounce on Shizuru and make her regurgate her candy, Natsuki grabbed her by the collar.

"Hey assshole, you can't use the candy anymore is she already-- Oh wait. I mean," Manly Natsuki restarted. "Hey assshole, what the fucck do you think you're doing? I happen to know that meeting girls who AREN'T minors is beneficial to you and your sex life..." Natsuki nodded and shook her head with pride.

"Beautiful, huh? My Shizuru taught me that one."

Yukino looked at her, disgusted, and then ripped herself away from the manly woman's grasp. "You're disgustingly disgusting!"

[Guest]

At this point, Haruka couldn't be made silent as her laughs escaped.

Shizuru, not altogether understanding the situation, started to play with the sleeves of her shirt.

'The only person I recognize from my...universe...and she acts like an easily frightened child...what more horrors must I witness before I am back to my home?' Haruka monologued deeply.

[Kara]

Nastuki shoved the creeper, "Just gett outta here."

Shooting another glare at Shizuru, Yukino trudged away.

Natsuki bent over, "Are you okay, Shizuru-who's-not-really-Shizuru?"

[Guest]

"Mmhm!" Shizuru stopped playing with her sleeves to regard this manly Natsuki. While obviously protective, it seemed she knew that Shizuru wasn't hers. But she was still protective?

Confused, and because thinking too much hurt her head, Shizuru retracted a hand into her sleeve, then balled it up and placed it to her head.

Haruka, done laughing, wiped the tears from her eyes. 'I think this is the most fun I've had in a fortnight.'

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