The Awesome Collection of Quotes 2!

"Bitch please, I am StuG" ~ My Half-Brother, the WoT fanatic

"The Amityville toaster, make breakfast spooky. Spooky talking toaster, spooky eating toast. Yum yum yum, human hand"
~ Foamy from Neurotically Yours episode, Amityville Toaster

"So go ahead, pull the trigger, because you know, you know you want to pull the trigger, so your head will go boom, ba-dom ba-dom ba-dom ba-dom, go boom, with your head on the wall, ba-dom ba-dom ba-dom ba-dom, and your brains on the floor ba-dom ba-dom ba-dom ba-dom so just pull the trigger, no one would figure that suicide was for you, so go boom" ~Foamy Suicide song

Dr. Silberman: You broke my arm!

Sarah Connor: There's 215 bones in the human body. That's one.

~ Terminator 2: Judgement Day

"Do you know why the Forehead is the second strongest bone in the Human Body? So it can be broken by the strongest bone in the human body, the heel" ~ Cybele of Cynthia, The Mission

"What am I supposed to do with this...PIECE OF SHIT!?"

~ Anya Stroud from Gears of War 3

"stop Facking swearing" ~ Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC Version 2.0 BETA

"Big bait, catches BIG RAT!"

~ Ollie Dee from March of the Wooden Soldiers

"What can you do with an Acre of Land?"
"What Can't you do with an Acre of Land"

"You haven't been to the doctors that I've been to! Needles in the eyes!"
~ Pilz-E from Neurotically Yours episode, Squirrel Banter

"I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective John Kimble!"

~ John Kimble from Kindergarten Cop

"Ray. If someone asks if you are a G-O-D, you say, "YES!!!"

~ Winston Zeddemore from Ghostbusters

The following is an inspirational quote, from Steve Hart's gun

"The pen is blue! THE PEN IS BLUE! THE GAWDDAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!"
~ Jim Carrey from film Liar Liar

Also, stupid word censors

"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"

~ Ellen Ripley from ALIENS

"Since I am dead, I can take off my head to recite Shakespearean quotations"
~ Jack Skellington

"Ignorance is bliss, my friend. Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people."

- Carmine Falcone

"fack YOU DORPHIN & fack YOU WHARU!" ~ Japanese Ambassador from South Park

"A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns."
~ Tom Hagen from the Godfather

"Guns don't kill people, but they make it much easier"

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
~ Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC2

"They are taking the Hobbits to Isengard!" ~ Legolas

"It won't be exciting unless we're betting. Besides, like hell I'm going to be exercising with no incentive or reward in sight."
~ Yukari from Azumanga Daioh

Nostalgia Critic on the Tom & Jerry Movie
"A cat and a mouse are driving a ship trying to save the daughter of Indiana Jones while being chased by a Purple People Eater, a dog on a skateboard, a performing ship captain, his hand puppet Squawk, two Mexican wrestlers, and a doctor riding an ice cream cart! Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Mind fack. "