The Awesome Collection of Quotes 2!

"Do NOT go in there! Woo!"
~ Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura

"The pursuit of power is the pursuit of godliness."

- me

"Yeah, well, yes! I am angry. You know, I'm getting totally screwed over here. The deal was that if I won the Hunger Games, I get to live the rest of my life in peace. But now, you wanna kill me again. But you know what? F*CK that!"

- Johanna Mason from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

"We shall enjoy it
As for he who finds fault,
May silliness and sorrow take him!"

- Sappho (one of her poem fragments)

"Like a malignant tumor, she's got no sense of humor. Just like a swollen blister, it's best to just resist her. She's not exactly a witch, more like a terrible bitch."

- Lucy Hale's character from A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song

"RED RUM! RED RUM! RED RUM!"
~ Danny from The Shining

"You are right, I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him, even himself."

- Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes 1968

"I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman"
~ Freddie Mercury   

"When you're having a hot night with a guy, it's basically like rip your clothes off and get busy! I MEAN IT!"

- Lisa Moretti (known as "Ivory" in the WWF/E)

"SO, BLAKE BELLADONNA. WHAT. IS. WRONG?"
~ Weiss Schnee from RWBY

"Oh my G-o-d. You're flirting over a dead body."

- Detective Jane Rizzoli from Rizzoli & Isles

"Don't interrupt me! Only I interrupt me!"
~ Sheogorath from Skyrim

Dr. Silberman: You broke my arm!

Sarah Connor: There's 215 bones in the human body. That's ONE.

- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

"Do you want your nails long or short?"
"You better make them short; it's getting kind of crowded in here"
~ Groucho Marx from A Night At The Opera

"Get over here, Zuko. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs."

- Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Oh fantasy, free me!"
~ Magenta, from Rocky Horror Show

Toph: “Well, no offense to you simple country folk, but a real society crowd would spot you a mile away. You’ve got no manners.”

Katara: “Excuse me? I’ve got no manners? You’re not exactly ‘Lady Fancyfingers.’”

- Avatar: The Last Airbender, S2, E14 – “City of Walls and Secrets”

"You were thinking of a carrot!"
"YES! A carrot! That's amazing! How did you know?"
"That's a secret! I can't tell you that, Mrs. A, or else it wouldn't be a magic trick anymore. Yay! It works every time!"
"Ok, ok. Don't get too big headed now"
"Sure. But... I AM THE GREATEST!!!"
~ Mitzi and Susan, from The Cat Lady

You only ever teach what it is you need to learn, quite frankly.”

- Seane Corn

"In the end, it boils down to two simple choices. Either you do or you don't. You'd think with all the problems in this world, there'd be more answers. It's not fair... but that's the way things are. The choice is yours."

-- Zidane Tribal from Final Fantasy IX

"YOU SOLD MY DEAD BIRD TO A BLIND KID?!"

- Harry Dunn from Dumb and Dumber

"Frankly, I enjoyed the war"
~ Sir Adrian Paul Ghislain Carton de Wiart,

a British Army officer who served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a POW camp; and bit off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them.

"Yeah, I've heard that before. Maybe they will. But until that happens, until they fall...the Stars Above will rise."

-- 柊 かがみ Hiiragi Kagami / Star White
Stars Above Chapter 34 "Forever"

"Miss Ashworth, I need to ask you something. Can I come in?"
"I'm in the bath. Is it something important?"
"Yes, very important! The fate of the world depends on it!"
"You can come in... if you promise you're not a lesbian!"
"A lesbian?! I told you I had a boyfriend, Miss A! We're both girls, we shouldn't be embarrassed of each other. Where do you get ideas like that?"
"I don't know. It seems everyone is gay these days. Now, that's okay with me, don't get me wrong. But I don't necessarily want a lesbian to stare at my boobs. If you know what I mean."
"Miss A, if I want to stare at some boobs... I'll take my top off and look at the mirror."
"Right. Come in, then."
"I'm cooking up some pancakes. What do you like on yours?"
~ Mitzi and Susan, from The Cat Lady

"C'mon, Kagamin, special interests! You gotta appeal to special interests in this day and age!"

-- 泉 こなた Izumi Konata / Sailor Konata
Stars Above Chapter 31 "I Figured It Out"

I LOL'd much when I read this. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD