Favorite Mai HiME/Otome quotes!

So many one liners, so little time! Post your favorite quotes from Mai HiME and Mai Otome. List one at a time, so we can keep this thread going!

The best quote from Mai HiME goes first! :oops:

"Shizuru, you were the first one who came to me when I was unable to believe anyone. But, I can't have the feeling that you wish I did. Even then, I'm happy that you loved me. I also love you, Shizuru."

- Natsuki Kuga (Mai HiME Episode 25)

"You are all mine."
Shizuru in Mai HiME episode 25

I love it, so I don't care that it is so short ;P

"But your love and my love are different."
Shizuru in Mai HiME episode 20 (??)

An instant classic:

"I'll impeach them the moment they get here. That'll show those tea-drinking guys and bubuzuke girls for their uselessness! By the way, what's "bubuzuke?"

"Ochazuke" ((rice with tea poured on it))

*Haruka laughs hysterically*

- Haruka Suzushiro and Yukino Kikukawa ^___^

After Sister Yukariko witnesses the foolishness of Mikoto, Natsuki and Nao:

"Oh Lord, is this some test you have given me?"

- Sister Yukariko Sanada from Mai HIME Episode 10: Cake Wars!!!

'One who should not exist..'
Yeah, yeah, i know.
I found it so sad!

One of my personal favorites from Natsuki Kruger (Mai-Otome):

Double posting cuz I couldn't resist sharing one of my many favorite Arika quotes:

"Grandma always told me that only real fools call other people fools!"

Arika Yumemiya from Mai-Otome Episode 6 (I think)

xD I'm surprised Juliet (Nao) couldn't come up with the obvious comeback for that statement.

Might as well add the Mai-Multiverse quote of the month:

"Let's go and greet the Golden Age where everyone enjoys happiness."

- Alyssa Searrs from Mai-HiME Omake 15

The part afterward when Alyssa mentions the snowman got me so emotional the first time.

"To become a great Otome, you need ENERGY"

~ The Continental Orb Topaz, Haruka Armitage

from Mai-Otome Episode 4: "The Blazing Transfer Student!!" "Honō no Tennyūsei!!" (炎の転入生!!)

Not an official quote, but I just love Hollowed's avatar:

"NATSUKI IS SRS BUSINESS"

- Hollowed-Words' animated Natsuki Kuga avatar

Our Mai-Multiverse Forum quote of the month:

"It's not just pornography. It's a mountain of treasure!" ~ Midori Sugiura from Mai-HiME Episode 6 (The Passionate Age of 17)

It would seem the Mai-Multiverse Forum quote of the month has changed:

"Welcome to the garden of virgins"

~ Juliet Nao Zhang from Mai-Otome Episode 6

Our Mai-HiME/Otome quote of the month for November 2010:

"In order to have you...I WOULD DO ANYTHING!!!"

~ Tomoe Marguerite talking to Shizuru Viola from Mai-Otome Episode 25

"what cheaters... theyre breaking all the rules"
~ nagi, mai hime, ep26

Natsuki Kuga: "This is the best place to find a whore."

Mai Tokiha: "How would you even know that?"

Natsuki: "Shizuru stops by here sometimes..."

~ Natsuki Kuga and Mai Tokiha from Mai-HiME The Abridged Series Ep7

One important announcement people...

QUOTES FROM MAI HIME/OTOME PARODIES, FANFICTION AND DOUJINS ARE MORE THAN WELCOME! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE JUST THE ANIME/MANGA!

Hokay! This is from the fanfic "Natsuki the Magnificent" by GafBelmont:

"Natsuki...what are you doing."
"Me?" Natsuki looked behind her shoulder. "No, dear, us. We're going to have sex now."
Shizuru's mind went blank. "Now?"
"Yes. Now."
"Sex?"
"Yes darling, sex?"
"Now. With naked Natsuki?"
"Yes love...with naked Natsuki. Now."
"Natsuki...sex...now?"
"Now. Or never."
Shizuru pounced.

Nice one!

"A PEBBLE! I was nothing more than a rotten stinkin' PEBBLE to them! They feel the same way about you! Worst of all, I can see the fear in your eyes whenever First District is mentioned. You should be scared, because it's little pathetic slave weaklings against a brick wall. Now...how does one face a brick wall? Common sense would say, you walk around...BUT THAT'S NOT OUR WAY! We're gonna get a head start and RAM through that brick wall! And when it does not fall, we'll get up and do it OVER and OVER again! You morons gave your SOULS and they call you a pebble! The day you finish my training and you have one of those First District soldiers by the balls, with his eyeballs popping out of his evil little mind, you're gonna ask him that one simple question...DO I LOOK LIKE A PEBBLE NOW? DO I? DO I?"

~ Major Haruka Suzushiro from Glory of the Valkyries

"I usually like sneaking up on people when their backs are turned, this is the first time I've been snuck up on." Shizuru Viola.

'alyssa, you're too scary for a brat' something like that, from Nao.

Kara wrote:"I usually like sneaking up on people when their backs are turned, this is the first time I've been snuck up on." Shizuru Viola.

In response to that, I give you Natsuki Kuga's infamous: "Don'tsneakuponpeople."

One from my HiME Abridged story of awesome! XD Haruka and Mai talk it out.

"Alright you big chested freaky girl! Explain why you were sprawled out on the lawn!" A random lion appears! Mai uses confusion! It has no effect on the powerful lion!

"Alright! Just don't bite me again, I'll tell you." Nursing her sore hand, Mai began her story. Which, coincidentally, was based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire.

Hahahah!

And basic science, ala Mai: "You see, when you mix LSD and a lot of other horrible situations, at some point, you're just going to end up sprawled in a crop circle of fire on your new school's yard. Basic science." Mai nodded to herself as the mighty lion grew agitated.

"Then ewe came to see me? Ah mah gudness. Ewe are very nahce and ahh, but...."

~ Shizuru Fujino from Bandai Entertainment's Mai-HiME dub, Episode 17.

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:"Then ewe came to see me? Ah mah gudness. Ewe are very nahce and ahh, but...."

~ Shizuru Fujino from Bandai Entertainment's Mai-HiME dub, Episode 17.

Oh God Yes. XD Now to continue the southern Shizuru tradition is one of the quotes from my HiME Abridged.

"Well, of all my stars and stripes, that sure is one impressive fish! Not even my ol' mama could fry that sucker up in sweet Cajun sauce!" Shizuru spoke, in a one piece and surrounded by fan girls.