The Awesome Collection of Quotes 2!

Continuing from the first thread! XD It lasted two plus years! Amazing!

"Did you call *moi* a dipshit?"

~ John Connor from Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Personally, I will count it as a personal victory, that you had to close it out and start a new thread. I take my (tiny) victories where I can...

Aaaanyway, back on topic:
“It is not living that matters, but living rightly.”

~ Socrates

*laughs* I see your victory brought on by your heavy contribution. If any moderators are reading this, quote threads will not be moved to the Forbidden Library. :'3 They're more valuable than the spam threads.

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"You better not wreck my trip, you little sour puss, your dad's paying good money for it."

"Oh? Wouldn't wanna spoil your fun, Mister Cheapskate."

~ Kevin McCallister owning Uncle Frank from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

"Imagine darkness in love with the light"

~ Yuzuha from Tenchi Muyo: Daughter of Darkness

"No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it."

- The emperor from Mulan

"And two hard-boiled eggs... And one duck egg"

~ Groucho Marx from A Night At The Opera

"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns"

~ One of Michael Corleone's bodyguards from the Godfather

"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."


~ Ron "'Tater Salad" White

"What's a bra? It sounds like a yummy snack"

~ Mikoto from you know which anime >:B

"Never doubt the power of innocent dreamers. Never doubt the dreams of innocent children. Never doubt your worst nightmare."

~ Queen Nehelenia, Sailor Moon SuperS

Panties. They're not the best thing in the world, but they're next to it.

~ Tag line for a popular radio station

"Only in poetry is the way to subtly artless yet openly artful"

~ Myself

"YOUR DAD IS A MORON! HE'S A MORON! YOU KNOW WHAT A MORON IS? THAT'S WHAT YOUR DAD IS!"

~ Mr. Peabody from Problem Child 2

"Here's to Nipples, without them Titties would be pointless."
~ Bad Romance by Moonlight Rainbow

"Behind that spaghetti is Herman Gottlieb - director of the New York opera company. Do you follow me?"
"Yes!"
"Well stop following me or I'll have you arrested!"

~ Groucho Marx & Margaret Dumont from A Night At The Opera

“I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.” - George Carlin

"Breathe and all will be revealed, love and all will be healed. This is yoga."

~ Seane Corn

"Our Lord is cute."
~ Signum, Nanoha Strikers Radio

depression76 wrote:"Our Lord is cute."
~ Signum, Nanoha Strikers Radio

Oh that's gay. XD

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"Yesterday, I bought a walking stick. 'Cane' you believe it?"

~ Miaka Yuuki from Fushigi Yuugi

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!

~ Tom "T-Bone" Hall

"Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so never more shall we see you again~"

~ Quint from Jaws

"Scissor me timbers!"

~ "Mr." Garrison

"Born to amuse, to inspire, to delight....Here one day, gone one night."
~Michael Jackson, Gone Too Soon

"To all of critics and negative nellies, f**k you. Cheer Up!"

~ P!nk