The Awesome Collection of Quotes 2!

"Don't make me come up there, Shin! Mommy's crampy, today!"
~ Misae from Crayon Shin-chan

This happened during Setsucon 2016 weekend

Me: What does the JC in JCPenny stand for anyway?

Kara: ...Jesus Christ?

Me: >:3 JESUS CHRIST, PENNY!!!!!

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She absolutely killed me with this one. XDDDDDDDD

"Whoa, is my hair out?"
~ Hades from Hercules

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:This happened during Setsucon 2016 weekend

Me: What does the JC in JCPenny stand for anyway?

Kara: ...Jesus Christ?

Me: >:3 JESUS CHRIST, PENNY!!!!!

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She absolutely killed me with this one. XDDDDDDDD

That was the best thing ever XD

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Rey: You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

Stormtrooper: What did you say?

Rey: You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

Stormtrooper: I will tighten these restraints, scavenger scum!

Rey:You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

Stormtrooper: I will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

Rey: And you will drop your weapon.

Stormtrooper: And I'll drop my weapon.

"He's making that stupid face again"
"Ugh. Should we smack him?"
~ Disgust and female Anger from Inside Out

Indiana Jones: Uh...I think I'm gonna just...check on Willie.

Short Round: That's all you better do~~~~~~ Tell me later what happen~~~~

Indiana Jones: AMSCRAY! >:3

- Temple of Doom (1984)

firesphere306 wrote:
Rey: You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

Stormtrooper: What did you say?

Rey: You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

Stormtrooper: I will tighten these restraints, scavenger scum!

Rey:You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

Stormtrooper: I will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

Rey: And you will drop your weapon.

Stormtrooper: And I'll drop my weapon.

Rey proving, once again, why she is the main attraction. This scene alone is better than all three prequel films combined.

Agnes: You got it. Hey, Petey! Hey, Bob! Spell it backwards. Spell it forward! It spells the same thing-- Bob!

Agnes: Mr. Jefferies, a legend in his own behind. I'm fine, just fine. Nice suit. You look just like a Milk Dud.

Mr. Jefferies: Well, thank you, honey!

Jennifer Lawrence as Agnes-The Poker House 2008

"If I can teach a parrot to sing "God Save the Queen," I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two."

- Clayton from Tarzan (1999)

David Sorenson: Hi, I'm David Sorenson! Are you Quinn?

Daria Morgendorffer: I don't know, is this the ninth circle of hell?

David Sorenson: "The Divine Comedy."

Daria Morgendorffer: Wait, you know that? OK, who are you and what do want with Quinn?

David Sorenson: I'm here to tutor her.

Daria Morgendorffer: Seriously.

-Daria (1997)

firesphere306 wrote:David Sorenson: Hi, I'm David Sorenson! Are you Quinn?

Daria Morgendorffer: I don't know, is this the ninth circle of hell?

David Sorenson: "The Divine Comedy."

Daria Morgendorffer: Wait, you know that? OK, who are you and what do want with Quinn?

David Sorenson: I'm here to tutor her.

Daria Morgendorffer: Seriously.

-Daria (1997)

HAHAHA! That was a good one.

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Helen Morgendorffer: You're in a brand new year and a brand new school! You don't want it to be Highland all over again.

Daria: Not much chance of that happening. Unless there's uranium in the drinking water here too.

(the ONLY reference to Beavis & Butt-Head in the entire series..which kinda sucks, but Daria was trying to be it's own thing)
- Daria episode 1: Esteemsters

Doug: Porkchop!Hahahaha!You're supposed to bag the nematoad,not cream it!

-Doug (1991-1994)

"Fastest man alive"
"Which might explain why you can't get a date"
"Yeah... HEY! "
~ The Flash and Hawkgirl from Justice League

"You scared the SALT out of me!"

- Aquamarine from Aquamarine (2006)

"You're so used to being on the road and having a schedule that the insanity seeps in when you're sitting at home and there's nothing going on that day. I remember the first time we got off one of our first big tours, I told my guys, "Go home to your girlfriends." The next day, all my guys texted me like, "Do you wanna, like, do something? Let's all go bowling. I can't hang with people that live normal lives."

Lzzy Hale-Lead singer of Halestorm :3

"BEWARE, I LIVE. RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!"
~ Sinistar from Sinistar

"It's better not be something disappointing like "Midi-chlorians or something stupid like that."

- Xiaomu from Project X Zone 2

Even Xiaomu hates the Star Wars prequels! I laughed so hard. XD

Woman: *singing opera*
*man knocks on the door*
Woman: *in operatic tone* Shuuuuuut uuuuuUUUUUP!
Man: Hey, would you knock it off in there?!
Woman: *operatic tone* AAAAAAAASSHOOOOOOOOLE!
*door knocking*
Woman: *operatic tone* AAAAASSHOOOOOLE!
Man: SHUT THE F*CK UP!
Woman: SERIOUSLY, SHUT UP!
Man: I CAN'T STAND THIS SHIT NO MORE! SHUT UP NOW!
*woman sings operatically again*
~ From Watch Dogs

This moment was the funniest in the game

Helga: I am too a girl. I'm pretty. I'm feminine. I'm delicate.
[Helga bumps into someone]

Man: Oh, excuse me young man.

Helga: I'm a girl!

-Helga-Hey Arnold

[At the foot of the Statue of Liberty]

Peter Venkman: Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Winston: Wonder what?

Peter Venkman: Whether she's naked under that toga. She *is* French. You know that.

- Ghostbusters II (1989)