Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

by **Midori Sugiura** Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:00 pm

granted, but he's replaced by four guys who are 3 times as bad

I wish I had a perfect life

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:19 pm

Granted, but a perfect life in neither heaven nor hell.

I wish I my senses would be sharper.

by **Midori Sugiura** Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:42 pm

The Fire Stirring Ruby wrote:Granted, but a perfect life in neither heaven nor hell.

I wish I my senses would be sharper.

granted, they are now too sensitive, a drop of water hitting the floor is like a gunshot in your ear

I wish I had a full spice cabinet

by **Yagamic** Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:21 pm

Granted, but inside there are lots of big hairy spiders and they infest your room

I wish I could live for a year somewhere in Asia

by **Midori Sugiura** Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:36 pm

granted you live in the middle of the Korean DMZ and your house is surrounded by landmines

I wish I lived somewhere in Africa

by **Daichi148** Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:03 pm

granted, but a gnat rare bites you and now your face is green

by **Midori Sugiura** Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:14 pm

need a wish here as well Daichi, don't worry we all make that mistake

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:07 am

The thread needs a bump. SOMEONE MAKE A WISH ALREADY!

by **Midori Sugiura** Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:36 am

Okay lets restart then...

I wish I could read japanese

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:09 pm

Granted, but everybody doesn't believe a word you say.

I wish there was Phoenix Wright.

by **Midori Sugiura** Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:40 am

granted but the game is now a first person shooter

I wish SEGA was more successful than Nintendo

by **CaptainVonCookie** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:04 am

Granted, but they bought Nitendo and decided to use their stuff only.

I wish I could eat cereal again.

by **Midori Sugiura** Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:30 am

granted, it's moldy and the milk is curdled\

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish

by **LyriumEidolon** Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:37 am

Granted, but you only get the one, with a lot of strings attached

I wish I could make custom Yu-Gi-Oh cards

by **Midori Sugiura** Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:28 pm

Granted
http://www.yugiohcardmaker.net
but you still can't make dark synchro or XYZ cards

I wish I knew kung fu

by **CaptainVonCookie** Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:59 am

Granted, but you tripped while training and are now paralyzed.

I wish this damn place had a nightlife!

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:03 am

Granted, but now because of all the ruckus, you now have insomnia.

I wish for an understanding soul.

by **CaptainVonCookie** Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:36 am

Granted, but since everybody wants their time as well you'll never get any time with them.

I wish warm weather would just come already!

by **Midori Sugiura** Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:30 am

granted it's now 10,000 degrees, I hope you're happy

I wish it would stop raining

by **CaptainVonCookie** Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:09 am

Granted, the water will be used in a massive tsunami instead.

I wish for a no pants rule at work.

by **Midori Sugiura** Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:46 pm

granted it only applies to fat men

I wish to never be sick again

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:10 am

Granted, but everybody's sick because of YOU!

I wish I wasn't so procrastinated.

by **CaptainVonCookie** Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:10 am

Granted, but there will never be anything for you to do.

I wish I had a bigger attention span!

by **Midori Sugiura** Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:37 am

granted, but now you can only focus on walls

I wish I could see smells

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:59 pm

Granted, but you'd be disappointed to find out your fart looks like a middle aged balding man.

I wish Kristen Stewart would learn to act.

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