Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, *bang* she's pretty good at acting dead, now if only her jugular would stop leaking blood

I wish Stephanie Meyer had her hands cut off so she could never right again

Granted. Though, she'd probably use her toes to write The Host 2.

I wish people would stop saying the Boston bombing was an inside job. :) 9/11 I can understand, but this?

Granted, they now think it was Charlie Sheen who hides in your car to get away from the mob, they destroy your car to get to Charlie Sheen and you are remembered as someone who defended Charlie Sheen

I wish the people who beat my friend into a coma yesterday because he looked arabic get the death penalty

Granted, but they'd most likely be protected by some BS state law loophole.

I wish Dragon Ball Z would just fade away. After watching Battle of Gods, Akira Toriyama embarrassed himself enough. Goku needs friends to turn SS lady fumi!? HE LOSES TO BILLS!? HE SAYS "I GIVE UP!?" willingly? I understand Cell since he wanted Gohan to save the day for once, but this time - HE MEANT IT! I'm sorry, Goku doesn't quit until the dude is dead...again.

And here's a fact: Dragon Ball Evolution made more money than Battle of Gods.

I quit.

Granted but now it has faded away from everyone but you, and it is the only thing you can think about

I wish The Annoying Orange series' creators would be strangled to death so they cannot make any more of that shit

Granted, but now new people create the annoying apple, and get JB to sponsor it (i hope that never actually happens 0-0)

I wish i could see a live SCANDAL concert and meet them backstage

granted you walk in on 2 celebrities eating each other and you are charged with their murders

I wish I didn't have a headache

Midori Sugiura wrote:granted you walk in on 2 celebrities eating each other and you are charged with their murders

I wish I didn't have a headache

(Rina and Mami eating each other out? ,...being charged with Haruna and Tomomi's murders,... )

Granted, but then you get a migraine so intense you go into a coma

I wish i had a Shana figma T-T (their rare or expensive these days :( )

granted you get it but the delivery guys beat it into plastic powder

I wish I could understand every language

Granted, but your head will dissolve from an overheat of vast knowledge.

*sigh* I just had to reference Kingdom of the Crystal Skull in some way...

I wish Capcom would stop making games.

granted, but now LJN is back making games

I wish Sonic games started having Chao gardens again

Granted, but we'd have to time travel back to the Sega Dreamcast era.

I wish every bird on the planet would transform into fish.

granted but they fall onto land and suffocate, and now bird watchers are surrounding your house with torches and pitchforks calling for your head

I wish I could find Atlantis

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:Granted, but we'd have to time travel back to the Sega Dreamcast era.

I wish every bird on the planet would transform into fish.

Granted, but water pollution would wipe them all out

I wish Apple had a downgrade software feature so we could all use the old youtube app

granted we are back to the Brick

I wish I had leek soup

Midori Sugiura wrote:granted we are back to the Brick

I wish I had leek soup

Granted, but it was cross contaminated and you get food poisoning

I wish people knew how bad my school is instead of kissing the principal's ass. (I go to P-TECH, and despite the reports and stuff that any of you may have seen on the news, no, it is not revolutionary, it is a piece of shit >__>)

granted, but they still kiss his ass because they now fear it

I wish i had created this thread sooner

Granted, but this thread got deleted because of technical problems that occurred.

I wish I didnt have to do product support.

granted, but now you have to do tech support

I wish I could live in Japan

Granted, the country got mistakenly nuked by North Korea and you now live in a toxic desert.

I wish going to the beach was considered a paying job.

granted, but you now have an allergy to sand

I wish the old series of Teen TItans was back on TV

Granted, but they only show two minutes of it and the rest is filled with nyan cat.

I wish there wasn't so much pollen now.

ookamidesu wrote:Granted, but they only show two minutes of it and the rest is filled with nyan cat.

I wish there wasn't so much pollen now.

Granted, but then pollen would stop being produced from plants, thus causing a bigger environmental crisis since nothing could continue growing, and world hunger gets worse

I wish Yuri manga had more sweet realistic stories rather than so much porn

granted they all end with them dying horribly

I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, but what you had was contagious and now everyone else is sick

I wish I could draw well