Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

by **Midori Sugiura** Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:22 pm

granted, it's come and passed, AND YOU MISSED IT!

by **ookamidesu** Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:32 pm

Midori Sugiura wrote:granted, it's come and passed, AND YOU MISSED IT!

You're evil....

and you forgot to put a wish down so i can corrupt it. ^-^;

by **Midori Sugiura** Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:38 pm

I don't know why my wishes don't come up when I type them,

I wish I had 20/20 vision

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:55 am

Granted, but your vision becomes so clear your eyes are now translucent.

I wish I had a Maserati.

by **Midori Sugiura** Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:09 am

granted, you have a model Maserati, it's 1 inch long and possessed by satan

I wish I had a better memory

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:14 am

Granted, but now you've remembered everything and that includes your most embarrassing moments.

I wish we all had other selves.

by **Midori Sugiura** Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:24 am

granted they are nazi garden gnomes

In wish there were no nazi garden gnomes

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:37 am

Granted, but now there are too many evil leprechauns around your garden.

I wish I had an IQ like Einstein.

by **Midori Sugiura** Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:41 am

granted, but you are paraplegic, deaf & blind

I wish I had some ramen

by **ookamidesu** Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:26 am

Granted, but the ramen is poisonous.

I wish I had some mint kitkat.

by ***BlackRose*** Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:34 pm

Granted but its melted

I wish for the same exact hair cut that I all ready have Trollface

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Sun Mar 03, 2013 6:20 pm

Granted, but it has been invaded by lice.

I wish I wormholes don't exist.

by **Midori Sugiura** Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:05 pm

granted but the universe is now on fire

I wish I could be at home

by ***BlackRose*** Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:36 pm

Granted but your is on fire

I wish for a unicorn gay unicorn

by **Midori Sugiura** Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:39 pm

granted, but it gives you a colonoscopy with its horn and then runs away

I wish I had a Pegasus

by **Yagamic** Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:54 pm

Granted, but he eats your hair and flies away.

I wish I didn't have to study Philosophy

by **Midori Sugiura** Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:53 am

granted, but you fail all your other classes and are forced to drop out, you go into debt and find solace at the bottom of a bottle, until your cash runs dry, enjoy

I wish I could control the weather

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:07 am

Granted, but you threw the world's climate balance off.

I wish that I could stop having these writer's block.

by **Midori Sugiura** Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:17 am

granted, but now you can't write because you are blind & lack hands

I wish I could read music

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:17 am

Granted, but they start to skip out the music sheet and harass you.

I wish I was good at cooking.

by **Midori Sugiura** Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:18 am

granted, but no one will eat it and you are allergic to every ingredient

I wish I had a nice glass of wine

by **The Fire Stirring Ruby** Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:13 am

Granted, but your worst enemy has put poison in it and you die.

I wish that I could be an enlightened one.

by **Midori Sugiura** Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:23 am

granted you are now enlightened with the knowledge of midget porn

I wish I had every video game console in existance

by ***BlackRose*** Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:41 pm

Granted but there all broken

I wish I could go to a Emilie Autumn concert

by **ookamidesu** Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:04 pm

Granted, but Emilie never shows up.

I wish this guy would just go away. ^-^;

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