Corrupt-a-Wish

Rules:

The rules of the game are simple. Make a wish and another person corrupts it!
Still don't get it? Example below:

Above Poster (Wishes):
"I wish I could get a newer computer."

Below Poster (Corrupts wish):
"Granted, but it comes with 1 bit of RAM."

Should be simple and easy to get.

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I'll start:

I wish I could fly

granted, but you now owe two million dollars

I wish I could meet Shizuru Fujino

Granted, but she really hates you

I wish I could sleep for a long time

Granted, now you're in a coma and might never wake up.

I wish I could skip work tomorrow with no repercussions.

Granted but now your boss hates you

I wish anime characters would come to life

Granted, but you'll have to die because Chrono chose you as his contract ._.

I wish I had self-esteem

granted, but it's extremely low

I wish I could die

Granted, but you'll be brought back to life and become immortal

I wish this headache would go away -_-

Granted, you now have a migrane instead

I wish Shizuru loved me

Granted, but she only loves you as a friend

I wish I had millinillion dollars

Nymphetamine wrote:Granted, but she only loves you as a friend

I wish I had millinillion dollars

Granted you have a millinillion dollars, in debt

I wish I had a super power

Granted, but you also have a super weakness.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

Granted, but now you have no house.

I wish I had strawberries.

Granted! But the strawberries were rotten, now you have diarrhea!

I wish I had a boyfriend and a girlfriend

granted but they find out about eachother and leave, and they left you with STDs

I wish I wasn't so cruel

Granted but now your allergic to them

I wish I was a witch

Granted, but you'll die if you touch water

I wish I had a clone

Granted, but your clone is evil and tries to kill you every chance it gets.

I wish weekdays were shorter.

Granted but now you have to work during weeknights

I wish for the Zombie apocalypse

Granted, but now you're a victim of it.

I wish to be a fighter pilot.

Granted but now your afraid off heights

I wish I had a tattoo

granted it's on your forehead and it's a dick

I wish I could un-see The Odd Life of Timothy Green

Granted, but school hours remain the same

I wish I wasn't so emotionally sensitive -_-