Corrupt-a-Wish

midori's crazy398 wrote:

Midori Sugiura wrote:he

NOOOOO! Dx , wait, I don't think I ever told you I'm a lesbian >_0. My senpai is a girl

Actually that was a spelling mistake, I meant she

midori's crazy398 wrote:I wish for SG's worldwide success

Granted, Star Gate now has worldwide success, so does Super-deformed Gundam and Smokey Gringos Mexican Buffet

I wish I had perfect spelling

Midori Sugiura wrote:

midori's crazy398 wrote:

Midori Sugiura wrote:he

NOOOOO! Dx , wait, I don't think I ever told you I'm a lesbian >_0. My senpai is a girl

Actually that was a spelling mistake, I meant she

midori's crazy398 wrote:I wish for SG's worldwide success

Granted, Star Gate now has worldwide success, so does Super-deformed Gundam and Smokey Gringos Mexican Buffet

I wish I had perfect spelling

Ah! I'm sorry then.
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Granted, but now everyone thinks you're obsessed with letters and have become a grammar nazi, thus they avoid you like the plague

I wish for $1,000

It's okay, it looked like I had purposefully said "he" I didn't notice till you pointed it out

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Granted, you have $1000, but now owe 10 times that much to the Mafia, Yakuza, Triads, and Mormon Church...good luck

I wish I had a rock, I mean a big ass rock, or maybe something like a cinderblock is better, I'd hoist it up and drop it on my head, my buddy

Granted, but the rock is hollow and fragile such that it breaks on your head.

I wish I wasn't pressed for time

Granted, You are now pressed for space

I wish for a muffin

Granted, but it is a flavor you don't like.

I wish I could come up with ideas for a sequel to my one crossover.

Granted, but you'll end up writing yaoi by accident. Attracting hordes of fangirls that will crush you with their weight.

I wish I could revert all home video formats back to VHS. *A*

Granted, but from what I have been able to gather, nobody still has a machine that is compatible with VHS these days.

I wish Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra had Japanese dubs (with English subtitles)

Granted...whoa. This wish turned out incorruptible! You lucked out there, Lyrium. No seriously, I'd kill to hear LOK in Japanese.   

I wish Homura Akemi would turn back time to the day I lost my AXE spray at the airport. *3*

Granted, but instead of returning your lost AXE spray, she steals it for herself (gotta please Madoka   
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I wish i could finish Sword Girl in time for summer, then send it to Tuttle Publishing

Granted, but you find upon completion that a lot of other stuff has fallen by the wayside.

I wish I could imagine a scenario where the worlds of Danganronpa and Kill la Kill collide. Really want to see Nonon Jakuzure meet Monokuma/Monobear.

Granted, although if Nonon is going to take part in the next investigative reality show, all the Elite Four members must participate. Including their leader...

I wish Capcom would just reboot the Resident Evil series.

Granted, but it has become a modern war shooter with zombies

I wish I could create my fanfics as anime series.

Granted, but then all the companies and creators of the series will file copyright complaints against you.

I wish for mushroom pizza Dx im so hungry now

Granted. The mushrooms on the pizza are actually poisonous and after you have eaten it, you are bedridden for days.

I wish I wasn't allergic to pollen.

Granted, you are now allergic to peanut butter! >:D

I wish there was more yuri in my Strike Witches :3

Granted and now....wait. With you, a yuri overload isn't possible. :3 And as you once eloquently said: There is no such thing as too much Pimpcchini.

I wish Hollywood would stop making super hero movies. The embarrassment must end.

Hah! I have created the ultimate wish!

<3 Lucchini~

Granted, they now focus on poorly executed teen romance films

I wish i had Maria's levitation powers 0-0

Granted, but you're so inexperienced that you are unable to turn it off! *shouts* How do the stars and planets look from way up there?! :'3 Oh wait...Mi-Cray has passed away~

I wish Japanese singers and bands would takeover the U.S.

Granted, however, the American bands are so jealous, they start band wars from all over the globe.

I wish I could go grocery shopping for free.

Granted, but the shops demand their stuff back after three days.

I wish I could put Senketsu from Kill la Kill on Genocider Sho from Danganronpa

LyriumEidolon wrote:I wish I could put Senketsu from Kill la Kill on Genocider Sho from Danganronpa

The crazy bi-polar chick right?

Granted. Now you know who was responsible for EVERY murder.   

I wish Playstation 4 was a hair cheaper than it already is.

Granted, but you find out why its cheaper the hard way after it refuses to work.

I wish I could pit Annie Leonhart from Shingeki no Kyojin in her Female Titan form against Unalaq from Legend of Korra in his giant Vaatu form.

Granted, but now Legend of Korra fans are making denial rants on how Titan Annie has no chance in this fight. Thus ruining the experience for you.

I wish Mothra showed up in Godzilla 2014...

Granted, but Mothra dies within one second of showing up, thus ends up not really being in the movie at all anyway.

I wish it was easier to recruit competent people.