Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:53 pm

Granted, but since whether is unpredictable anyway, my...

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!!!!!

...was for nothing. XD

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Gee, I wish everyone here would take out their samurai suits and shave my butt.

by **CaptainVonCookie** Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:27 pm

Granted! We'll all suit up and shave your butt with katanas! You better open wide.. This isn't the best tool for this Trollface

I wish I had a free pass to travel and live everywhere!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:33 am

Granted, but then you'll most likely get killed at our most fabulous locations including Kabul, Afghanistan. North Korean holding cell awaiting public execution for spying-NO REFUNDS! Trollface

I wish I could own a machine gun that shoots goldfish! Feels

by **ookamidesu** Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:45 am

Granted, but the goldfish are all dead and now stuck in the gun. So it's pretty much unusable.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:10 pm

Granted, but there's always more work tomorrow. If only you could go to Otakon. There's a spot for you...Deppeh's old spot. ;A;

I wish I could replace the Chinese Zodiac animals with Pokemon.

by **midori's crazy398** Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:33 pm

Granted, but people would become obsessed with wanting to be born in the year of the Pikachu and start arguing and beating the shit out of each other out of anger or pride

I wish i could fly (without ever getting tired : D )

by **CaptainVonCookie** Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:47 pm

Granted! You flew too high and are now forever orbiting the earth!

I wish I had a magic 8 ball.

by **midori's crazy398** Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:50 pm

Granted, but the 8 Ball told you that you would die in seven days, and you do

I wish everyone looked like they were in a anime

by **ookamidesu** Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:52 pm

Granted. But even anime-like events happen and you happen to receive the more violent end of it, like getting punched into orbit.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

by **midori's crazy398** Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:54 pm

Granted, but this would mean the sun would constantly shine down at intense heat wave temperatures, causing the apocalypse

I wish the United States did not exist (because things would be 100000000000000x better)

by **ookamidesu** Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:57 pm

Granted, but in place of United States is a country with a ruthless dictator bent on purging the world.

I wish pineapples weren't so sour.

by **midori's crazy398** Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:06 pm

(isn't this country kinda like that already? 0-0) Granted, but now your other favorite fruit is sour instead (im assuming your 1st fav fruit is pineapples 狼-さん）

I wish Dire Wolves were no longer extinct

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:43 pm

Granted, but then they would become the most dominant species on this planet.

Wait...that's a Velociraptor. @o@

I wish I could own all the coffee beans and oil on Earth.

by **midori's crazy398** Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:51 pm

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:Granted, but then they would become the most dominant species on this planet.

Wait...that's a Velociraptor. @o@

I wish I could own all the coffee beans and oil on Earth.

Granted, but the apocalypse would occur due to no one else having all the oil but you

I wish we could all fly with Striker Units

by **ookamidesu** Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:26 pm

Granted, but there is more evil in the world now so we all have to fight with the unit... causing an unfortunately untimely death to all of us.

I wish cars can be transformed into pocket-size so parking is never an issue.

by **midori's crazy398** Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:33 pm

Granted, but then you forget its in your pocket cuz its so small and end up destroying it in the washer or dryer

I wish it was Friday already, so i can get paid

by **ookamidesu** Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:43 pm

Granted, but because it came so unexpectedly fast, they didn't have your payroll taken care of yet, so you need to wait another week

I wish the battery on this thing will stop dying.

by **midori's crazy398** Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:59 pm

Granted, but now it'll never ever turn off, thus, it will nag at you forever when you don't want it around

I wish wolves were as big as horses

by **CaptainVonCookie** Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:58 am

Granted, they now mate with horses and both were extinct after conceiving the Horlf. The ancestor of pretty pony.

I wish I had a flying car

by **ookamidesu** Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:44 am

Granted, but now you are not allowed to use the flying car because it does not comply with safety regulations of air travel.

I wish these mozzie bites will stop being annoying.

by **midori's crazy398** Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:58 am

Granted, but you still have the bumps on your skin

I wish i could time travel without having to worry about the existence of the Grandfather Paradox

by **Midori Sugiura** Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:17 pm

granted, now you can time travel, but everytime you do you age to how old you would be in that year, good luck going back in time to before you were born

I wish I was immortal

by wickwire Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:01 pm

granted, but you'll still grow old

I wish I could teleport wherever I want

by **Midori Sugiura** Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:11 pm

granted, but you can only do it once, and then you lose all 5 senses and motor functions in your limbs, don't worry you can still teleport

I wish I had the world's loudest speakers

by **midori's crazy398** Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:23 pm

Midori Sugiura wrote:granted, but you can only do it once, and then you lose all 5 senses and motor functions in your limbs, don't worry you can still teleport

I wish I had the world's loudest speakers

Granted, but your ears will blow out from the sound, and you'll go deaf

I wish i had my own airplane once i finish my private pilot training in the future

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