Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but these competent people turned out to be a little TOO competent. Sorry, ma'am, you're out of a job.

I wish Queen Elsa and Princess Anna would just kiss already.

Granted, but it is just a peck on the cheeks.

I wish someone would draw something related to Final Fantasy 13 crossing over with Mass Effect already! I want to see Hope with a geth   

Granted and....now I'm distracted by Miranda and Fang making out...  

I wish Justin Bieber would stop peeing in Janitor buckets.   

XD granted, but now he pees on your front door

I wish I were able to play piano really good XD

Granted. You've become a famous pianist and now all the ladies are lining up backstage to have sex with you. I blame the tuxedo...

I wish, in some weird alternate universe, Shizuru and Natsuki were lesbian lovers in an all female prison.

Granted, but in that same prison, Nao wants a piece of Natsuki and Tomoe wants a piece of Shizuru.

I wish someone would make a Takumi/Harem fanfic (I know he isn't exactly that kind of guy, but I think it'd be fun to explore)

Granted. Thanks to a bit of luck, a random author wrote the story in a style that resembles Ai Yori Aoshi (great series, btw)

I wish the Michael Bay Transformers films never existed.

Granted, but instead M Night Shamalan takes his place and makes Transformers movies anyway

I wish Lucchini x Maria was one of the dominant ships in SW

midori's crazy398 wrote:Granted, but instead M Night Shamalan takes his place and makes Transformers movies anyway

I wish Lucchini x Maria was one of the dominant ships in SW

The most damning thing I can say is that M Night would actually make a GOOD Transformers film. Bay is just horrible; but a genius compared to the three Shlock masters who worked on Man of Steel.

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Granted and now tumblr is exploding with questionable gifs between the two. In fact, they are so clever, my lamp has melted from sheer feels.

I wish Sailor Moon Crystal's premiere would arrive sooner. So I can relish in it's greatness~

Now that is just scary 0--0

Eh heh, questionable gifs you say?   cool

Granted, only once the premiere day comes, you miss it entirely due to you're schedule changing to get in the way

I wish the full version of this would come out now

Can't see the video. I hate regional restrictions!

Granted, but there is still more to come after that version is released.

I wish I could put those grappling-hook Metalbenders from Korra against some 3D Maneuver Gear users from Shingeki no Kyojin in a race.

Granted, but it ends in a draw and both groups are eaten by titans

I wish for the ponies from MLP to be real

Granted, they all come flying out of your computer screen and trample you to death

I wish my RP blog on Tumblr got filled with more asks instead of RP posts

Granted, but they are all stupid questions

I wish for an uncorruptible wish

Granted, this thread is now broken

RESTART!

I wish this thread was started up again

Granted

I wish for a serious Lucchini to appear in the second OVA

Granted, she spends the whole movie filing taxes and doing paperwork

I wish for a sandwich (a nice one)

Granted, but its a sandwich that is nice by someone else's standards.

I wish I could make AMVs.

GRanted, but no one will ever watch them...not even you

I wish Coke had real sugar again

Granted! NOW....whoa...you actually lived your entire life without high level diabetes! Damn you, corn syrup! You're the real weapon of mass destruction! *_*

Gee, I really wish Ridley Scott changes his mind and adds the Xenomorphs back into the Prometheus series. Haven't seen these acid bleeding asswipes since Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. No, the Deacon at the end of Prometheus doesn't count.

Granted, however before it begins production Mr. Scott dies in a hooker's bed and the directing spot goes to M. Night Shyamalan who switches it to the kid from Slumdog Millionaire as the protagonist and the trees as the villains

I wish I could turn invisible

Granted, but now everyone is wondering how to eliminate the "ghost" that is sweeping the town with mischief...

I wish Natalie Portman's character of Nina Sayers...


: Eh?

...survived the end of Black Swan. Only so we could see a post credits seen of Natalie going bat shit insane in an asylum.

Granted, however it turns out to be a death dream all along...and the DVD costs $60

I wish Tilda Swinton would make a public apology and defamation for the film Orlando and strip it from her resume for all to see

Granted, but unfortunately Billy Zane is NOT sorry about the film. On that note, I haven't seen Orlando in so long. I know it's one of the million-fo-fillion biopics with Elizabeth I, I just don't remember if I hated it or not. It's one of those movies I saw while I was bored or sick in the mid 90s.

I wish it could be TOPSY TURVY DAY!!!