The Awesome Collection of Quotes 2!

"I wanted to change the world, too. But I changed nothing. That is my story."

Auron from Final Fantasy X

"I don't see any strippers passing out free tacos. Lois, you lied to me!"
~ Peter Griffin

"This is why Superman works alone."

- George Clooney's Batman from Batman & Robin

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^ Terrible movie, but at least it admits it.

"Someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry!"
~ Foamy the squirrel

"I WILL FIND HIM!"

Nah.

"Come to me, Son of Jor-El! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"

- Terence Stamp's General Zod from Superman II

Germaine "I just hope they slip on a pile of crap and crack their heads open on the toilet!"
Begley "Right. That would be quite amusing, and then you can flush their brains down the potty"
Germaine's computer "You've got porn!"
Germaine "Oh come on!"
~ From Neurotically Yours. Classic internet cartoon 

"Bastard! You're a warrior! You're the best one there is! I can't stand seeing you like this!"
-- Gai Yuuki (Choujin Sentai Jetman)

"Drinking on the job. Since when did you turn Irish?"
~ Vito Scaletta from video game Mafia II

"Bugger. And I didn't make any time for pillow talk."

- Bayonetta

"Whoa! It's a toasted hand!"
~ Germaine from Neurotically Yours

"Man of Steel was two and a half hours of NOTHING."

- confusedmatthew

"Who is that Pepto-Bismol lady?"
~ My mother asking about Umbridge from Harry Potter 6

"Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?"

- Indiana Jones from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

"Do you see that man over there eating spaghetti?"
"No"
"But you see the spaghetti, don't you? Now behind that spaghetti is none other than Herman Gottlieb - director of the New York Opera Company. Do you follow me?"
"Yes! :D"
"Well stop following me or I'll have you arrested!"
~ Groucho Marx and Margaret Dumont from A Night At The Opera

"I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit! "

- James Carter from Rush Hour 2

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"This autoerect is shit. Correct* .-. I give up"
~ My poor friend being trolled by autocorrect XD

"Memories are ambiguous... Old ones can be replaced with new ones, creating a new reality."

Ryoji - Persona 3

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee"
~ Random bystanders, from Skyrim

Jane: Maura this is very serious.

Maura: It is?

Jane: No! You haven't started the autopsy yet?!

Maura: Pike is handing out hats, and pens, and travel mugs. This is swag detective.

Jane: I'll get our swag unit on it.

- Rizzoli & Isles

"My favorite drinking buddy! Let's get some mead!"
~ Village drunkards, from Skyrim

"She believed in me. She saw past the front.
It helped that she was hot."
Franky about Erica in Wentworth.

*Old tower collapses after Nate fires an explosive, which causes all the other buildings to collapse*

"This is why we can't have nice things." ~ Sully, Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception

"Psychos can't kill what they can't find."

- Sidney Prescott from Scream 3

"I don't have a destiny. I am destiny-free, really."
Buffy in Buffy-The Vampire Slayer

"Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?"
~ Sonny Corleone from the Godfather