Favorite Mai HiME/Otome quotes!

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:"Then ewe came to see me? Ah mah gudness. Ewe are very nahce and ahh, but...."

~ Shizuru Fujino from Bandai Entertainment's Mai-HiME dub, Episode 17.

What?? XD

Hollowed-Words wrote:"Well, of all my stars and stripes, that sure is one impressive fish! Not even my ol' mama could fry that sucker up in sweet Cajun sauce!" Shizuru spoke, in a one piece and surrounded by fan girls.

LMAO!!! Now how on Earth did you get a hold of Bandai's original script. ;p

Kino karutta-chan wrote:

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:"Then ewe came to see me? Ah mah gudness. Ewe are very nahce and ahh, but...."

~ Shizuru Fujino from Bandai Entertainment's Mai-HiME dub, Episode 17.

What?? XD

It's real I tells you! O_o Behold...

Won't listen to it. Just tell me what she is saying, please??

"Not even Caligula is worse than the second half of Mai-HiME, and I can mathematically prove why this is true.

While Caligula involves two lesbians urinating on exactly one character's corpse, the second half of Mai-HiME effectively amounts to two lesbians urinating on everyone's corpse." - By Unknown. Hahaha, still fuckiin hilarious tho!

Natsuki [acting as Xena]: -stares intently at Shizuru- I have *many* skills...

Shizuru: -starts noseblood- A-Ara... does she, now? I'd like to test that out sometime.

Natsuki: Sh-Shizuru! Follow the script! The script, dammit! -sigh- Get Mai in here!

[Replaces Shizuru with Mai]

Natsuki [acting as Xena]: -stares intently at Mai- I have *many* skills...

Mai: -blushes- Natsuki, I already know... you showed me last night remember?

Natsuki: -facepalms- Where's Nao?

[Replaces Mai with Nao]

Natsuki [acting as Xena]: -stares intently at Nao- I have *many* skills...

Nao: -files nails, looking bored- I'm sure you do, mutt. Call me when you gain more than many. We'll talk then.

Natsuki: -slams script to the ground- ARGH! Fuck it, I'm done!

~ ookami desu's (aka Dye) omake from her fanfiction "For Now" chapter 3

"My collection, stupid bastard!"-Natsuki

"We'll never get outta this if we're too busy chillin'" Natsuki Kuga, dubbed, ep. 9.

It's not so much of what she's saying, it's because her voice is so fuckingg deep when she says 'chillin' hahahaha. I rewound it like 20 times to just listen and laugh!

Kara wrote:"We'll never get outta this if we're too busy chillin'" Natsuki Kuga, dubbed, ep. 9.

It's not so much of what she's saying, it's because her voice is so fuckingg deep when she says 'chillin' hahahaha. I rewound it like 20 times to just listen and laugh!

Oh God yes, I LOVED that xD I laughed so hard the first time, then I kept rewinding xD

Hollowed-Words wrote:

Kara wrote:"We'll never get outta this if we're too busy chillin'" Natsuki Kuga, dubbed, ep. 9.

It's not so much of what she's saying, it's because her voice is so fuckingg deep when she says 'chillin' hahahaha. I rewound it like 20 times to just listen and laugh!

Oh God yes, I LOVED that xD I laughed so hard the first time, then I kept rewinding xD

Natsuki Kuga says "Chillin" [MH Ep. 9]



So epic, it had to be posted TWICE :lol: Thanks Kara. ^_~

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

Hollowed-Words wrote:

Kara wrote:"We'll never get outta this if we're too busy chillin'" Natsuki Kuga, dubbed, ep. 9.

It's not so much of what she's saying, it's because her voice is so fuckingg deep when she says 'chillin' hahahaha. I rewound it like 20 times to just listen and laugh!

Oh God yes, I LOVED that xD I laughed so hard the first time, then I kept rewinding xD

Natsuki Kuga says "Chillin" [MH Ep. 9]



So epic, it had to be posted TWICE :lol: Thanks Kara. ^_~

I am Kuga Natsuki, and I approve of this message. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotz sum SRS Business to take of, and I don't have time for BROmance.

But Miss Kuga! What exactly does BROmance mean?! :scratch:

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:But Miss Kuga! What exactly does BROmance mean?! :scratch:

Y U NO KNOW WHAT BROMANCE MEANS!?

You know, what Shizuru and I have. Guy love.

This is from the english dub of my otome zwei

(nina) apperently theres a trap floor immediately after you enter

(nao) please, only a real idiot would fall for a trap like that

-nina steps on button- hehe...

Unless the sub I was watching was off I think that's also the same in Japanese version.

Ahk lol, never watched the jap dub of zwei

"Shee-Ho! You're the greatest EVER!"

~ Bandai Mikoto Minagi from Mai-HiME Episode 6

The way she said it. >_< If she altered it a bit, it could of sounded very valley-girl ish.

This isn't anything official, me and Katie were just talking as the voices haha. It's still Mai-HiME Related tho.


MAI: You're girlfriend's retarted!
SHIZURU: UH. No, YOU retarted!
MAI: She thinks 2+2 is FISH!
SHIZURU: She...NATSUKI.
NATSUKI:............Yes.........
SHIZURU: Have you been payin' attention when I teach you maths!?
NATSUKI:.......................Yes............
MAI: No she doesn't! She's too busy staring at your huge tits the whole time!
SHIZURU: Oh thank you, gurl. Now Natsuki--
MAI: Just Kidding, I stand behind you in the window without a shirt and jump up and down.
SHIZURU: WHA- WHY!!!
MAI: If she learns math, she'll be smarter than me...and that just will not do.[b]

Kara wrote:This isn't anything official, me and Katie were just talking as the voices haha. It's still Mai-HiME Related tho.


MAI: You're girlfriend's retarted!
SHIZURU: UH. No, YOU retarted!
MAI: She thinks 2+2 is FISH!
SHIZURU: She...NATSUKI.
NATSUKI:............Yes.........
SHIZURU: Have you been payin' attention when I teach you maths!?
NATSUKI:.......................Yes............
MAI: No she doesn't! She's too busy staring at your huge tits the whole time!
SHIZURU: Oh thank you, gurl. Now Natsuki--
MAI: Just Kidding, I stand behind you in the window without a shirt and jump up and down.
SHIZURU: WHA- WHY!!!
MAI: If she learns math, she'll be smarter than me...and that just will not do.[b]

LMFAO! XD Amazing xD

Kara wrote:This isn't anything official, me and Katie were just talking as the voices haha. It's still Mai-HiME Related tho.


MAI: You're girlfriend's retarted!
SHIZURU: UH. No, YOU retarted!
MAI: She thinks 2+2 is FISH!
SHIZURU: She...NATSUKI.
NATSUKI:............Yes.........
SHIZURU: Have you been payin' attention when I teach you maths!?
NATSUKI:.......................Yes............
MAI: No she doesn't! She's too busy staring at your huge tits the whole time!
SHIZURU: Oh thank you, gurl. Now Natsuki--
MAI: Just Kidding, I stand behind you in the window without a shirt and jump up and down.
SHIZURU: WHA- WHY!!!
MAI: If she learns math, she'll be smarter than me...and that just will not do.[b]

LMAO! That is uber priceless. For the record, it counts. ^_~

denerop reminded me of a very good quote from Mai-Otome episode 12:

"If they don't have bread, then they can eat candy!"

~ Queen Mashiro

Eat your heart out, Marie Antoinette.

"We'll never gonna give up, isn't that right Arika?"
- Queen Mashiro from My-Otome, ep 26

It's true, never give up...

"To-ki-ha Ma-i-sa-n!!!"
- Haruka Suzushiro, My-HiME ep. 2

Funny thing though, I loved this line of Haruka Suzushiro in My-HiME ep 2. She was interrogating Mai on how did she get in the school grounds, destroying the garden and bringing a sword inside the school premises!!

"The way things are now, the girls are basically dolls. Just light a match and stand back."

~ Nagi Homura from Mai-HiME Episode 18: The beginning

This is a very funny exchange of lines from My-Otome Episode 25:






Yukariko runs to call the Coral students and Miss Maria faces the two soldiers...

Soldier 1: Stay away, old hag!
Miss Maria: (knocks the lights of the 2 soldiers) How rude of you, calling me an old hag.
Yukariko: They should have said old woman...
Miss Maria: (stares at Yukariko)
Yukariko: (to the Coral students) Ah, let's now hurry!
Coral Students: (nods)

"How dare you attack me from behind!"
- Brigadier Haruka Armitage from My-Otome Zwei