Re: The Awesome Collection of Quotes!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:31 am

"I'M DA PARTY POOP AH"

~ John Kimble from Kindergarten Cop

by Kino karutta-chan Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:41 pm

"On the show I am the bad guy, but in real life I am the worst guy."
Mark Salling

by **GoldenSun13** Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:58 pm

Kino karutta-chan wrote:"On the show I am the bad guy, but in real life I am the worst guy."
Mark Salling

Haha, I just saw the video compilation of him saying that.

"I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it." - Audrey Hepburn

by **depression76** Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:02 pm

"When I think of flying...I think about you."
Fate T. Harlaown, When I think about about Flying - Shigan, a Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Fanfiction

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:53 am

"People are always so surprised when they meet me. Firstly, that I'm 'so tiny', and secondly that I'm 'so sweet'. They seem surprised that they're not scared of me. The aggressive side of me comes across in my music, but I'm just a sweet girl."

~ P!nk

by Sergay Tate Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:44 am

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:"People are always so surprised when they meet me. Firstly, that I'm 'so tiny', and secondly that I'm 'so sweet'. They seem surprised that they're not scared of me. The aggressive side of me comes across in my music, but I'm just a sweet girl."

~ P!nk

you'll be mad jealous, but my aunty used to cater all of Pinks tours. she used to request for my aunty to be the caterer... Aunty Jo said she is a really cool chick too. when we went to one of her concerts (free tickets Razz

awwww yea) we were actually supposed to go back stage to meet her, but dad forgot to tell everyone and he forgot all together, so she was literally waiting back there for us lol (we know this cause she told my aunty xD). kinda a bummer...

ANYWAYS... sorry for the detour just there, just thought you ought to know (for some reason). Shiho Huit

by **Valkyria Lightning** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:50 am

Today's quote during breakfast:

Sis:"Hey, do you know why humans have nostrils?"
Me: "Well... so they can breathe? O.o"
Sis:" Nope. They have them so their bird can stretch his legs" X'D

kay... guess there is no such metaphor in english? I think in english it's called "to have bats in the belfry". In german we say "Du hast einen Vogel" (You've got a bird XD, but yeah, kinda means the same)

...lame language-oriented joke is lame '_'

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edit: (derp, MOVIE-quotes. Ok, nevermind my entry then... *headdesk*

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:40 am

Kagome: Thank you Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Huh?
Kagome: Never mind.
Inuyasha: Women.

Yeah, really.

by Kino karutta-chan Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:25 pm

"They were on their way to New York City. That is until Brittany discovered that they were only four hours away from Hershey, Pennsylvania, home of the Hershey amusement park. And what Brittany wants, Santana makes sure that she gets. It was dark by the time they arrived in Hershey and so it was decided that they'd spend the night so that they could visit the theme park in the morning for three very simple reasons: 1) Everyone wanted to please Brittany; 2) No one wanted to piss off Santana; 3) There's chocolate."

>:3
Head Full of Doubt, Road Full of Promise chapter 1

by Sergay Tate Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:20 pm

"that's poop Ron!" that guy from anchorman.

by **ookamidesu** Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:34 pm

Kino karutta-chan wrote:@ dyedye
But it's not finished :S And you didn't wanted to read more unfinshed stuff, right?? ö.ö

"The only thing that can compare is to have you talk to me and kiss me once again and once again and one more time and maybe just another time and just once more."

Very true, Kino. *sigh*
I hate waiting...

Kino karutta-chan wrote:"They were on their way to New York City. That is until Brittany discovered that they were only four hours away from Hershey, Pennsylvania, home of the Hershey amusement park. And what Brittany wants, Santana makes sure that she gets. It was dark by the time they arrived in Hershey and so it was decided that they'd spend the night so that they could visit the theme park in the morning for three very simple reasons: 1) Everyone wanted to please Brittany; 2) No one wanted to piss off Santana; 3) There's chocolate."

>:3
Head Full of Doubt, Road Full of Promise chapter 1

Lol. Moar XD

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:26 am

"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. "

~ Quint from Jaws

by **Veronica-Searrs** Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:47 pm

"Hey mister, I am mad scientist. It's SO COOOOOL!!! Sonovabitch." - Okabe Rintarou.

by MidnightPersona Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:17 pm

Narsilia wrote:edit: (derp, MOVIE-quotes. Ok, nevermind my entry then... *headdesk*

No no, any kinda of quote is allowed, I do real life ones as well~

As a side not, I was editing your post on accident instead of quoting it. xD That almost turned out bad, but I caught the mistake xD

On Topic: "Make a contract with me and become Puella Magi!" ~Kyuubey *coughMittenscough*

by **depression76** Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:43 pm

X-Men First Class epic quotes

"Two eyes, two different colours. All in all a rather groovy mutation.
Wouldn't you agree?"

~Charles Xavier

"Excuse me, I'm Erik Lensherr."

"Charles Xavier."

"Go fuck yourselves."

~Last epic line by the awesome Hugh Jackman a.k.a Wolverine

by Sergay Tate Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:12 pm

depression76 wrote:X-Men First Class epic quotes

"Two eyes, two different colours. All in all a rather groovy mutation.
Wouldn't you agree?"

~Charles Xavier

"Excuse me, I'm Erik Lensherr."

"Charles Xavier."

"Go fuck yourselves."

~Last epic line by the awesome Hugh Jackman a.k.a Wolverine

good ol' Wolverine!! lol. Hugh Jackman is excellent in that roll :D

by **depression76** Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:12 pm

Sergay Tate wrote:
depression76 wrote:X-Men First Class epic quotes

"Two eyes, two different colours. All in all a rather groovy mutation.
Wouldn't you agree?"

~Charles Xavier

"Excuse me, I'm Erik Lensherr."

"Charles Xavier."

"Go fuck yourselves."

~Last epic line by the awesome Hugh Jackman a.k.a Wolverine

good ol' Wolverine!! lol. Hugh Jackman is excellent in that roll :D

I know right? LOL, I can't stop laughing during that scene. He's so badass xDD

by Sergay Tate Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:16 pm

depression76 wrote:I know right? LOL, I can't stop laughing during that scene. He's so badass xDD

i haven't seen it yet, but i know i'll laugh in that scene too. he's just so... brutally forward, it's amazing xD haha. he says what people think, and Mr Jackman pulls it off amazingly.

by **depression76** Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:18 pm

Sergay Tate wrote:
depression76 wrote:I know right? LOL, I can't stop laughing during that scene. He's so badass xDD

i haven't seen it yet, but i know i'll laugh in that scene too. he's just so... brutally forward, it's amazing xD haha. he says what people think, and Mr Jackman pulls it off amazingly.

I agree, Hugh Jackman puts a new meaning into the word 'bad ass'. He appears on screen for roughly 26 seconds, and BAM! he takes the spotlight immediately xD

by Sergay Tate Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:40 am

depression76 wrote:
Sergay Tate wrote:
depression76 wrote:I know right? LOL, I can't stop laughing during that scene. He's so badass xDD

i haven't seen it yet, but i know i'll laugh in that scene too. he's just so... brutally forward, it's amazing xD haha. he says what people think, and Mr Jackman pulls it off amazingly.

I agree, Hugh Jackman puts a new meaning into the word 'bad ass'. He appears on screen for roughly 26 seconds, and BAM! he takes the spotlight immediately xD

good man!!! you know why this happens? cause he's from australia... where the people are nicer...
The Awesome Collection of Quotes! - Page 21 Australia-Nicer

lol xD

i have an epic quote...
so Raven and i just got into a dungeon on wow. suddenly... she exclaims a horrified "EWW!", then everything goes quiet. i was confused, cause it's never that quiet. then i see her say "brb a sec" in chat... then 2 lines later, something truly magnificent.
The Awesome Collection of Quotes! - Page 21 Wowscr10

The Awesome Collection of Quotes! - Page 21 Wowscr10

if you can't read it...

Spoiler:

i had to stifle the laughter. it was the funniest thing i have seen in a while. and on top of the fact she drank a fly, SHE KNEW IT WAS THERE!!!! she heard it fly into the can, and then forgot about it Shiho Huit

bwahahahahahaha Natsuki Kruger2

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:36 pm

Anastasia: [singing] I never cared for Stroganoff!
Vladimir: [singing] She said that like a Romanov!

~ Anastasia (1997)

by Kino karutta-chan Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:50 pm

ookamidesu wrote:Lol. Moar XD

Then get moar X)

"Is it bigger than a breadbox?"

"Um... no."

"So it's smaller than a breadbox?"

"Um... not really."

"Brittany, are you thinking of a damn breadbox again?"

"Yes, I am! You're so good at this, Quinn."

"Brittany, we're not going to play 20 Questions anymore if you're just going to keep picking breadbox every time."

"But I can't think of anything else!"

"Then we're not going to play!"

Santana shot Quinn a soul-withering glare. Quinn sighed.

"Fine. Let's start over."

Brittany clapped her hands together joyfully. "Okay, I'm thinking of an object."

"Is it bigger than a breadbox?"

"Um... no."

Head Full of Doubt, Road Full of Promise chapter 1
This is finished btw. ;D and too amazing to be true...

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:30 pm

"There's only us, There's only this, Forget regret, Or life is your to miss, No other road, No other way, No day but today."

~ Mimi from Rent

by Kino karutta-chan Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:23 pm

"What she saw was Rachel Berry, naked. Very naked. Really naked. Very really naked."
TROLOLOL.

Switch Me On, Turn Me Off

Edit:
"The next time you break into someone's house, you might not want to park your car in front of their house."
OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Same story~

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:53 pm

"Come on Chief, this isn't no boy scout picnic. See ya' got ya' rubbers!"

~ Quint from Jaws

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