My-HiME, by V12

This post will be edited as more verses are created.



N: I dunno, dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit, cause, like, we're the most popular couple, dude...
S: Well, if everyone's got a fucking problem with that...
They'll need to take it up with us after the series...
Because...

Natsuki/Shizuru:

These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

[Verse 1: Natsuki/Shizuru]

N: So I get to school, right, get off my bike
Walk up to these fangirls and I'm all like
“'Sup, ladies, you might've heard of me
I'm the cool one that they call Natsuki.”
And they're like “Holyy shitt it's her!
“It's the Ice Princess!” “Really?” “Yeah, for sure!”
“Oh my Godd, you're so cute when you sleep with Shizuru!”
“Please, Kuga, please let us join in too!”
S: Ara, ara, it seems that our fans can be kinky
N&S: Especially when it comes to stuff on the Web that you can see
N: You got any idea in that brain of yours
How many fan stories have you “cleaning my pores”?
S: Ara, ara, Natsuki, I'd think you'd know better
I've read those fics, every last one down to the letter
They cheer me up when I'm under the weather
Look, here's one where I touch you with a goose feather
Yesterday Haruka tried to give me a headbutt
Cause I said without us this show would've been cut
Being the best yeah, this case is shut
The rest are just green like Jabba the Hutt, because

Natsuki/Shizuru:

These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

HiME (x9)

[Verse 2: Haruka/Yukino]

H:You just want to see me flail around, don't you
Yukino, how come we don't get the spotlight
I'm the one who gets shit done around here
But she gets the glory and we get the leftovers
Way too many fans follow her like drones
Y:Haruka-chan, that's not true in Rome
Italians hate her for what she did that night
At least, if the TV Tropes website's right
H: Really? Gracias, gracias to you!
Y: Though I do admit she had a point or two
For cowardice I didn't deserve to vanish
And, Haruka, you just thanked them in Spanish

[Verse 3: Masashi Takeda]

Psssh, you think that you're getting gypped?
Go sit over there by the onion dip
Least you got your own leigon of supporters
Only thing I've gotten was being dumped in hot mortar
What the hell's wrong with you writers and you fans
Loving to beat on me whenever you can
My name is Masashi, don't just call me Takeda
And all I ever wanted was a chance with Kuga
I don't even care that she don't swing that way
Just cause I ain't the Prez, though, why should I pay?
For once, I'd wanna be the star in a story
Because being spit on or evil's frankly getting boring

N&S: These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

[Verse 4: Shiho/Yuuichi]

S: Hey, Onii-chan, get up, it's time for our pitch
What do you think of these shorts I got from Abbie and Fitch?
Y: They're nice, Shiho, nao can we get back on track
About all these fics written by no-name hacks
The section's getting flooded with all the ShizNat
S: Yeah, I just wanna tear 'em all down with a nice big Gat
And c'mon, guys, seriously, gimme a little credit
I DID drag him out of being a delinquent
I get it that you writers have a problem with me
Y: But why does that mean everything's guns and tea
Even when I'm mentioned half the time I lose
Those MaiNats always turn me into a big douchee

[Verse 5: Chie/Aoi]

C: Man, look at them cuddling and thinking they're the shit
A:Yeah, I know, the attention they're getting making me sick
C: I don't get it, why does everyone think they're hot?
(Shizuru: 'cause neither of you have what I got)
C: You gonna be late to lit class
A: Man, I ain't going to lit class
C: Cause Miss Romeo's over there
A: And everyone wants her ass
You know what, man, I'm saying something
C: Hey yo Kugs!
(Natsuki: You got something to say?!)
A: Man, no
C: Thought you was about to bring her down a notch
A: I might have done that if you had given me some scotch
In vino veritas, “In wine there is truth”
C: Are you looking to go and get some proof?

N&S: These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

[Verse 6: Fumi/Mashiro/Nagi]

M: Hey, Fumi, do you ever find yourself a bit jealous
The fans of those two maidens, how they get all zealous
F: Not at all, Mashiro, it's cute as a kitty cat
M: Godd, Fumi, stop being such a doormat
N: Compensation, Mashiro, in the other universe
She's a fucking badass, not some dainty little nurse
And you, you're pratically Mrs. Edward Hyde
Makes me wonder if that crap was all a lie
M: Yeah, well, excuse me for being a bit pissed
If it weren't for us those two would never kiss
The only one I ever snog is that little ant
F: To be fair, Mashiro, not like you need pants

[Verse 7: Alyssa/Miyu]

M: My lady, of this I must disapprove
You know Caucasians have no sense of “groove”
A: Shut up, bitch, ain't none of us black
I'm just sick and tired of all the ShizNat
Speaking of race, most of you that write
Ain't even from Japan, you're like me white
There's more to our story than just romantic crap
Look at me I'm a white girl spitting out rap
Hell, I don't care, put me in “8 Mile”
Something other than all that ShizNat bile
The ink you all use gonna run the oceans dry
M: My lady, you're done, time to watch Bill Nye

N&S: These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

[Verse 8: Mikoto/Reito]

R:I'm not normally one to let emotions show
But the treatment the rest of us get, well, it blows
I'm always the one that's left by the altar
And it ain't like for her it's any better
There's way more to her than being Mai's hat
But there ain't no fics where you can't swap her for a cat!
M: Ani-ue, chill out, I'm just hard to write
They know I look for something of Mai's to bite
But really, can't you guys just spreadthe love
There are other aspects about us to speak of
Like we're good with swords, or him and Shizuru
Just as long as you put me with Mai, too!

[Verse 9: Midori/Yukariko]

Y: OK, so the writers thought nuns were like mikos
That shouldn't take stories about me off the table
Think about my story, much angst and pain
Heck, I don't know, I could be like Bruce Wayne
M: Sis, Sara Gallagher's already got that schitck
And you, you kicked dogs like Michael Vick
Y: What are you talking about, I did no such thing!
M: You framed Nao and left the church burning
C'mon guys, what about me, I can be fun
I can party all night to the rising sun
Y: Dear Lord, please let sanity return a bit
M: Who's up for drunk Power Rangers?!
Y:Aw, dammit!

N&S: These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

[Verse 10: Akane/Kazuya]

K:They say that those two rock and the rest of us don't
We just wall decs for the porno they make from us
They just wanna hear those bitches moan
A: Even more than I wanna see that robot rust (*clanging sound*)
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Nu-uh,you guys are bland)
K:Like it's our fault the writers killed us off
We coulda been bigger than David Hasselhoff
A: The only way I can make it is being lezzie myself
(Natsuki: Hey, I saved your ass!) First save your own pelt
If he didn't have a liz, we'd have made it in this biz
(Who the fuckk are you?! Where's Kuga and Shiz?!)

[Verse 11: Akira/Takumi]

A: Do you have any idea how traumatic it is
To be all constricted and held back like this?
T: Yeah, those chest binders really aren't cool
A:I was talking about you, Takumi, you fool
Think about it, you wanna grab onto your July Fourth
And you know I want your confidence to go north
And I'll admit, I find it fun whenever you tease
T: Wait, July Fourth? Aren't we Japanese?
But seriously, folks, we're out here as well
I'm sure you can see how well the two of us gel
I'm a shota boy, she a freakin' ninja
A: Just don't be drawing us two in a sauna

N&S: These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

[Verse 12: Nao]

Goddammit, I'm sick of this crap
Don't even know why I'm doing this rap
Wake up you people it's Century 21
“High class meets badass” been way overdone
Hell, look at the whole premise of this damn series
It's a deconstruction of the magical girl, dearies
Fuckk the fangirls, I got a suggestion
Fuckk ShizNat, write us some attention
I mean, we still got humor for the brouhaha
If you wanted mindfuck, you can go watch Madoka
But anyway, the one you all want is me
I'm dark, I'm edgy, I take pervert booty
Cause that's the only way to live in this world
Especially when you see your own life unfurled
It became clear to me when Mama got hurt
You're either on top or you're in the dirt

[Verse 13: Mai]

Goddamit, I'm sick of you, Nao
Always think if you ain't a bitch you a cow
I'm the damn protaganist of this whole story
Where the hell are all my crowds adoring?
What is it about them that draws all the girls
Whether we got First District or Pearls
Neither of them are even in the title
Why are they the most popular by a mile?
Like write about us, how we got our past
“But what about the ShizNat?” You want yourself in a cast?
Anyway, I'm the most popular one in the lot
Big ol' melons, you all think I'm hot
Chie told me to cook alot to get fame
Made a fuckin' banquet and they still get named
Fuckk this shit, I'm outta this 'verse
I'm gonna go study Oyashiro's curse

Natsuki and Shizuru]
Girl why cant you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't call my name...

(Mai: Man, fuckk this! *Mai and Nao knock out Natsuki and Shizuru, respectively*)

M&N:
These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME (ha ha)
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday (fuckk ShizNat)
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

HiME (x6)
Tate
Mikoto
Loves me

((The Haruka headbutt is my favorite part. Looking good so far, Mega. Keep spittin' mo rhymes.))

Sugoi!!!

WIN

Natsuki: I dunno, Shizuru...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit, cause, like, we're the most popular couple, dude...
Shizuru: Well, if everyone's got a fucking problem with that...
They'll need to take it up with us after the series...
Because...

[chorus]

N&S: These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

[Verse 1: Natsuki/Shizuru]

N: So I get to school, right, get off my bike
Walk up to these fangirls and I'm all like
“'Sup, ladies, you might've heard of me
I'm the cool one that they call Natsuki.”
And they're like “Oh my Godd it's her!
“It's the Ice Princess!” “Really?” “Yeah, for sure!”
“Oh my Godd, you're so cute when you sleep with Shizuru!”
“Please, Kuga, please let us join in too!”
S: Ara, ara, it seems that our fans can be kinky
N&S: Especially when it comes to stuff on the Web that you can read
N: You got any idea in that brain of yours
How many fan stories have you “cleaning my pores”?
S: Ara, ara, Natsuki, I'd think you'd know better
I've read those fics, every last one down to the letter
They cheer me up when I'm under the weather
Look, here's one where I touch you with a goose feather
Yesterday Haruka tried to give me a headbutt
Cause I said without us this show would've been cut
Being the best yeah, this case is shut
The rest are just green like Jabba the Hutt,
because

[chorus]

N&S: These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

HiME (x9)

(Haruka tries to wrestle a mic away from Shizuru and fails)

[Verse 2: Haruka/Yukino ]

H: You just want to see me flail around nao, don't you
Yukino, how come we don't get the spotlight
I'm the one who gets shit done around here
But she gets the glory and we get the leftovers
Way too many fans follow her around like drones
Y: But wait Haruka-chan, that's not true in Rome
Italians hate her for what she did that night
At least, if the TV Tropes website's right
H: Really? Gracias, gracias to you!
Y: Though I do admit she had a point or two
Just for cowardice, I didn't deserve to vanish
And, Haruka, you just thanked them in Spanish

[Verse 3: Chie/Aoi]

C: Man, look at them cuddling and thinking they're the shit
A: Yeah, I know, the attention they're getting making me sick
C: I don't get it, why does everyone think they're hot?
(Shizuru: 'cause neither of you have got what I got)
C: You gonna be late to lit class
A: Man, I ain't going to lit class
C: Cause Miss Romeo's out there
A: And everyone wants her ass
You know what, man, I'm saying something
C: Hey yo Kugs!
(Natsuki: You got something to say?!)
A: Man, no
C: Thought you was about to bring her down ya coward
A: I'll tell her when you ain't in my ear like a mallard
And aren't you the one who supposed to take the lead?
C: Trust me, Aoi, it's better if you do the deed

N&S: These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

[Verse 4: Akane/Kazuya]

K: They say that those two rock and the rest of us don't
We just wall decs for the porno they make from us
They just wanna hear those bitches moan
A: Even more than I wanna see that robot rust (*clanging sound*)
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Nu-uh, you guys are bland)
K: Like it's our fault the writers killed us off
We coulda been bigger than David Hasselhoff
A: The only way I can make it is being lezzie myself
(Natsuki: Hey, I saved your ass!) First save your own pelt
If he didn't have a liz, we'd have made it in this biz
(Who the fuckk are you?! Where's Kuga and Shiz?!)

[Verse 5: Nao/Mai]

N: Goddammit, I'm sick of this crap
I should just go solo and tour across the map
I tire of those two hogging all the damn glory
For every fic I get, ShizNat gets forty
M: Button up, Nao, you got no place to whine
Whose name is in the title? Yeah, that's right, IT'S MINE!
N: Fuckk the fangirls, I got a suggestion
Fuckk ShizNat, give us some attention
M: Like my life post-series, or her tragic past
(But what about ShizNat?) N: Bitch, you wanna get a cast?
M: Anyway, I'm the hottest girl in the lot
Big ol' melons, you all think I'm hot
N: You told me to drink milk to get loaded
Drank three gallons and just pissed in the toilet
M: Fuckk this shit, I'm outta this 'verse
I'm gonna go study up Oyashiro's curse

[Natsuki/Shizuru]

Girl why cant you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't call my name...

(Mai: Man, fuckk this! *Mai and Nao punch out Natsuki and Shizuru, respectively*)

M&N: These chicks that write and post fics for Mai-HiME (ha ha)
They plaster fan sites with our love everyday (fuckk ShizNat)
Cause once we bunk they know that we're a great lay
All because we're the best pair in Mai-HiME

HiME (x6)
Tate
Mikoto
Loves me

[Outro]

The hottest Amazon squad in the world...
V12!

[Natsuki and Shizuru as salsa singers]

We're the best pair of Mai-HiME and we make all the fangirls get on both their knees
And the best pair of Mai-HiME, our love life
Make all the pretty girls want to squee, our love life
Look out for our next project, it's called Our Love Life
Our love life, love life, love life, love life, our love life
Our love life makes all the pretty girls want to squee
And get them on both their knees
Our love life makes all the pretty girls want to squee
And get them on both their knees, our love life
(Where'd everybody go?)

seems good, i would have to hear it because i'm not too sure how well it will flow. otherwise very good and lulzy

RisingPhoenix wrote:seems good, i would have to hear it because i'm not too sure how well it will flow. otherwise very good and lulzy

((Listen to the original song before reading it... the tune gets stuck in your head and it flows pretty well.))
:D


Great job, Rockman!