Re: Things Mai Hime/Otome characters would never say or do

by **Bluholic711** Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:57 pm

Alyssa: I'm in a sinful pedo relationship with Miyu!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:02 pm

Bluholic711 wrote:Alyssa: I'm in a sinful pedo relationship with Miyu!

Miyu Greer: ^ This quote has an inaccuracy percentage of 100%.

by **Bluholic711** Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:05 pm

Lol!

Mikoto: Mai, can I have babies with you?

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:12 am

Bluholic711 wrote:Lol!

Mikoto: Mai, can I have babies with you?

Mai Tokiha: Only if you promise to go to probation for your ramen addiction.

mai hime

by **Bluholic711** Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:47 am

Haruka: Yukino! I'm sleeping with Fujino tonight!

Akane: Screw Kazu! I want a female harem!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:22 pm

Akane Higurashi would never cheat on Kazuya. She's stuck to that boy like glue.

Natsuki Kuga would never purchase cheap lingerie. The cranky pants want top name brands!

Tate Yuuichi would never say: "I WAS WRONG! REITO IS THE ONE I LOVE!"

Reito: Huh!? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO SOONER! *swoon~*

by **Bluholic711** Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:32 pm

Nao would never date a guy for real.

Natsuki would never trade Shizuru for new lingerie.

Mai would never let Mikoto roam the halls without a mussle.

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:52 pm

Nao Yuuki: Men. The most wonderful of God's creatures.

Natsuki Kuga: Sorry Shizuru, I'm just not that into you. You were a pawn in my sick and twisted scheme against First District. But perhaps I've said too much...

Takeda: The Passions of youth are tingling...for Yuuichi. No wonder I couldn't get with the ladies...

by **Bluholic711** Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:04 pm

Mikoto: Yay! Poison ramen, my favorite!

Mai: Natsuki, wanna go to the gay bar?

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:02 pm

Bluholic711 wrote:Mikoto: Yay! Poison ramen, my favorite!

Mai: Natsuki, wanna go to the gay bar?

REPLIES! Natsuki Kruger2

Mai Tokiha: Enjoy your slow death, Mikoto-chan!

Natsuki: In a heart beat, Mai! Shizuru doesn't excite me anymore...

by **Bluholic711** Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:10 pm

LOL! This is bat stuff insane!

Natsuki: Dance, water, dance!

Shizuru: Ara, it looks like I'm growing tired of tea. Time for some booze!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:42 pm

Bluholic711 wrote:LOL! This is bat stuff insane!

...

No. I'm not going to say it, that joke is old. Don't mind me, blu, I was trying to avoid a very old joke that some of our members understand and as Lady Fumi is my witness, you will never hear that joke aga-

Natsuki Kruger2

: BATSHIT INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit.

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Takumi Tokiha: I won the Olympic gold medal in...well, everything!

Yukariko: Keep dreaming , my child...*Vlas neighs with hideous laughter in the back*

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Chie Harada would never ignore the fact that Mai Tokiha just had a sex change!

Chie Harada: Oh...*yawn* that's nice, Mai.

by **Bluholic711** Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:57 pm

Mikoto:Mai, I'm not hungry anymore.

Natsuki: I'm straight and taken.

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:17 pm

Bluholic711 wrote:Natsuki: I'm straight and taken.

>:3 But blu-chan!!! This is accurate! Have you forgotten the Mai-HiME manga series already? Shizuru Fujino

by **Bluholic711** Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:42 pm

yup. Gomen!
I'll change it.

Natsuki: I'm straight out of a coma!

Chie: I'm actually a dude.

Nao: I trust everyone!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:40 am

Bluholic711 wrote:Chie: I'm actually a dude.

A very sexy dude.

GRANDE CHIE

BLAME MITSUKI SAIGA! *___*

by **Bluholic711** Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:27 pm

Shizuru: Ara, Miss Suzushiro, would you like some poison in your tea?

Haruka: Screw the rules, I'm a japanese blonde!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:58 pm

Shizuru Fujino: Mou...such forcefulness my love~ But what about Miss Kikukawa?

Haruka Suzushiro: Kiku-who? *continues to leave trails of kisses on Shizuru's abdomen.

by **Bluholic711** Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:32 pm

Yukariko: Ishigami-san, the baby might not be yours.

Midori: I'm 24!

Miyu: My motor is running hot!

by **zanekal1** Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:25 pm

Mai: Chie I don't care if you are a girl I've fallen for you *grabs Chie's head and rubs it into her Tokiboobs*

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:45 pm

zanekal1 wrote:Mai: Chie I don't care if you are a girl I've fallen for you *grabs Chie's head and rubs it into her Tokiboobs*

: I humbly accept your feelings for me. *lets you into the bedroom* I'm sure you already know my Aoi-chan...

*a very worn out Aoi is shown on the bed wearing absolutely nothing*

by **Bluholic711** Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:49 pm

Haruka: For two women to behave like that and not invite me on the fun...how filthy!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:07 pm

Bluholic711 wrote:Haruka: For two women to behave like that and not invite me on the fun...how filthy!

o_O I think Haruka would say that! Canon Haruka Suzushiro said something similar to Shizuru before getting slapped. XD

by **Bluholic711** Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:27 pm

for realz?! Lol, I thought she was straight in the anime!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:15 pm

Bluholic711 wrote:for realz?! Lol, I thought she was straight in the anime!

Oh wait, you're right! XD I read your line wrong.

or two women to behave like that and not invite me on the fun...how filthy!

My bad! XD There is still debate about Haruka's sexuality, if there's any sexuality at all. Even after reading a lot of thoughts out opinions on the girl, she remains more focused on her job than anything else. Even if Yukino seems to be her ball and chain on the surface.

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Yukino Kikukawa: No, Haruka! We're going to do things MY way!

(( ^ Then again, this is not 100% inaccurate as some fans claim Yukino has a wild side deep within because of her feelings for Haruka...))

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