Things Mai Hime/Otome characters would never say or do

Kruger would never go undercover where she doesn't look like an angry Russian.

Chie Hallard would never replace the blue rose with a wiener sausage.

Tomoe would never stop totally bunny lusting after Shizuru to go and wonder deeply why she even likes her, and she would definitely never realize that it's actually Kruger she's in love with and was mistaking loathing for love.

Shizuru would never return Tomoe's passionate kisses. Notice how it's always Tomoe on the offensive.

Of course x3

Natsuki would never let even the smallest negi anywhere near her.

Hollowed-Words wrote:Natsuki would never let even the smallest negi anywhere near her.

Failed attempts are fail. No matter what Natsuki does, those things are going up her bum. Right Shizuru?



Ara.

Shiho: Uses the Maki-Maki in order to conquer evil and create love, unicorns and rainbows all across the land.

Miss Maria: "A STUDENT TAKING PART IN ACTIVITIES INVOLVING THE MALE GENDER?! ...Oh, well, not like I cared anyhow... now... to rape a certain Medical Scientist... BONDAGE"

Aswad-Midori: Would spin around Arika style, screeching girlishly about her love for Rad.

Anh: "Now what if I replaced this drink with blood... ah... it reminds me of Shizuru-chan!"

Mikoto: Would gain muscle and height.

Fumi (Manga): Would torture students by singing and talking about "in her day" on planet Earth. Fumi: IN MY DAY, CARS FLEW, OH, AND I ONCE OWNED A PET COW CALLED HARUKA. Although... she went missing... I think she chased after that lamb from the other farm called Yukino...

Akira: Would become a Sailor Soldier. This topic disgusts me. IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I SHALL SLASH YOU ACROSS THE ARSE WITH THIS BLADE, IT IS OF MIGHTY JUSTICE, LOOK AT HOW THE SYMBOL OF THIS FROG MAKES IT MANLY... Takumi-kuuuun~~~. *Idly fangirls*

Twisted Eternal Wolvetta wrote:Akira: Would become a Sailor Soldier. This topic disgusts me. IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I SHALL SLASH YOU ACROSS THE ARSE WITH THIS BLADE, IT IS OF MIGHTY JUSTICE, LOOK AT HOW THE SYMBOL OF THIS FROG MAKES IT MANLY... Takumi-kuuuun~~~. *Idly fangirls*

OKUZAKI DOES NOT APPROVE OF GIRLINESS.

>_< Seriously, the thought of Akira-kun being a total fangirl downright scares little children. >_<

Clever ones, Wolvy!

Midori Sugiura would never try any sexual advances on Yohko in any incarnation of the Mai-Series, except fanfiction. ;_; This saddens me GREATLY.

Mai and Mikoto will never hook up!

Maya: Back off, Akane is mine!

Haruka will never drink tea with Shizuru.

Bluholic711 wrote:Haruka will never drink tea with Shizuru.

If she did, that would be the biggest natural disaster since Snooki's pregnancy.

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Natsuki Kuga: Keep her virginity forever.

Takeda: Finally get some from Natsuki.

Mr. Sakomizu: Get a punk rock Mohawk.

Mikoto Minagi: Consider ramen low class food. Oh wait, I'm sorry...consider MAI'S ramen low class food.

Tate: I'm not getting involved with anyone or any of their problems, and I actually mean it this time.

Shiho: Brother doesn't mean anything to me

Reito: Mai, the truth it I only got so close to you so I'd have a better chance at getting into the sack with Tate

Midori: Old men, are you serious? Whatever gave you that idea? Besides I, like em' young c'mere Takumi!

Natsuki: I just had to get a dog child. I've hated dogs all my life!

Mai: Hmmm, since Mikoto keeps touching my chest, maybe I should reduce the cup size.

Shizuru - "I'm straight!"

Takumi: Sis, I don't want heart surgery.

Shizuru: 'Sup dawgs.

Natsuki: Okearinasaimase, goshuujin-sama.

Mikoto: I want to Midori's melons!

depression76 wrote:Shizuru - "I'm straight!"

: Keep dreamin'~

Mikoto: I want Midori's melons.

Mai: My breasts are celicon!

Natsuki: I dyed my hair blue!

Akane Higurashi: I am finally relevant to the plot!

Miyu Greer: Talk to the hand.

Akira Okuzaki: Time for the ultimate technique...GENDER BENDER-NO JUTSU!

Mikoto:I want Midori's melons and Mai's tits for lunch!

Mashiro: Pretending to be crippled is fun!

Bluholic711 wrote:Mashiro: Pretending to be crippled is fun!

XD Nice one! I prefer my Mashiro being able to walk and with a personality. *bows* ALL HAIL QUEEN MASHIRO-SAMA! >:3

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Mr. Sakomizu: I've dropped 7 pants sizes on Jenny Craig!

Natsuki Kuga: If Takeda only knew how I feel about him...

Midori Sugiura throwing away her history books and replacing them with teen magazines. /;_;/ Don't let that knowledge slip away, Midori-sama!

I'll say, all hail the tsundere queen Mashiro!

Shizuru: I pefer my tea salty.

Bluholic711 wrote:I'll say, all hail the tsundere queen Mashiro!

Shizuru: I pefer my tea salty.

Tsundere queen is the perfect way to describe her. The girl gets mad so easily! If Arika were my pal, I'd be one happy dude.

Natsuki: I prefer my Shizuru salty.

: I am salty, Natsuki-chan~ You're licking in the wrong place~

(Otome) Mashiro: I'm not in love with Arika anymore!

Bluholic711 wrote:(Otome) Mashiro: I'm not in love with Arika anymore!

Mashiro Kazahana: I'm not in a sinful pedobear relationship with Fumi. REALLY! I'M NOT!!!