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ookamidesu wrote:More semes and ukes to the club!! XDD

This coming from the #1 female seme on the forum? Lady Fumi save us all. :'D

I'd love to do this quiz, but some of the questions don't have appropriate answers from my experiences... -_-

Nymphetamine wrote:I'd love to do this quiz, but some of the questions don't have appropriate answers from my experiences... -_-

>:3 You must of had very distinctive experiences compared to the other MM women, Nymph...

:pale: I doesn't want to be caught. *hides under a rock*

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

ookamidesu wrote:More semes and ukes to the club!! XDD

This coming from the #1 female seme on the forum? Lady Fumi save us all. :'D

Hahaha! No worries! I have the #1 uke keeping me busy. :3

Whirlwind Rose Quarts wrote: :pale: I doesn't want to be caught. *hides under a rock*

Tsk tsk, WRQ. Hiding won't help you.

ookamidesu wrote:Hahaha! No worries! I have the #1 uke keeping me busy. :3

*o*/ Oh yes!

<---- That #1 uke Dye speaks of. >:3

I think hiding works better, I feel too lazy to run today. *goes back to hiding under my rock*

Whirlwind Rose Quarts wrote:I think hiding works better, I feel too lazy to run today. *goes back to hiding under my rock*

Remember the old phrase "You can run, but you can hide"? Hiding under that rock only made ookamidesu's job easier. :pale:

Not with my rock. My rock is special. :D

Weeellllll..... no. But it's my rock, so therefore its special.

shezaei-neko wrote:I don't think that makes much sense...at least to me....
But oh well....We'll have to try that theory of yours *goes to get equipment to smash that pretty little rock*

The equipment shaft is newly equipped with power-tools now. Like a jackhammer. :3

Have fun, neko-sama~!

shezaei-neko wrote:I don't think that makes much sense...at least to me....
But oh well....We'll have to try that theory of yours *goes to get equipment to smash that pretty little rock*

Well for one thing, my rock isn't pretty, it would stand out too much. And Patrick's rock would squish me, I'm not a starfish, and my rock breaks easily so you wont need that equipment, besides I'm no longer hiding under my rock. I have locked myself in my room (literally) and am reading ShizNat. Besides with all the sharp pointy things in my room, there would be no uke hunting in there, besides you can't see my floor. I have to jump around my room to get out. So no uke hunting for you!

Whirlwind Rose Quarts wrote:

shezaei-neko wrote:I don't think that makes much sense...at least to me....
But oh well....We'll have to try that theory of yours *goes to get equipment to smash that pretty little rock*

Well for one thing, my rock isn't pretty, it would stand out too much. And Patrick's rock would squish me, I'm not a starfish, and my rock breaks easily so you wont need that equipment, besides I'm no longer hiding under my rock. I have locked myself in my room (literally) and am reading ShizNat. Besides with all the sharp pointy things in my room, there would be no uke hunting in there, besides you can't see my floor. I have to jump around my room to get out. So no uke hunting for you!

Lol. I hope you realize that to a seme, this large text block pretty much just says, "TRY AND CATCH ME". And as neko-sama has already shown, the only appropriate seme response is, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

XD

ookamidesu wrote:

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

ookamidesu wrote:More semes and ukes to the club!! XDD

This coming from the #1 female seme on the forum? Lady Fumi save us all. :'D

Hahaha! No worries! I have the #1 uke keeping me busy. :3

Pfffft.

The so-called #1 female seme of the forum is actually half-uke ya know....

*runs immediately

depression76 wrote:

ookamidesu wrote:

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

ookamidesu wrote:More semes and ukes to the club!! XDD

This coming from the #1 female seme on the forum? Lady Fumi save us all. :'D

Hahaha! No worries! I have the #1 uke keeping me busy. :3

Pfffft.

The so-called #1 female seme of the forum is actually half-uke ya know....

*runs immediately

Pfft. That's what you think.

I'm an Opportunistic Seme. I do what benefits me. :p

ookamidesu wrote:

Whirlwind Rose Quarts wrote:

shezaei-neko wrote:I don't think that makes much sense...at least to me....
But oh well....We'll have to try that theory of yours *goes to get equipment to smash that pretty little rock*

Well for one thing, my rock isn't pretty, it would stand out too much. And Patrick's rock would squish me, I'm not a starfish, and my rock breaks easily so you wont need that equipment, besides I'm no longer hiding under my rock. I have locked myself in my room (literally) and am reading ShizNat. Besides with all the sharp pointy things in my room, there would be no uke hunting in there, besides you can't see my floor. I have to jump around my room to get out. So no uke hunting for you!

Lol. I hope you realize that to a seme, this large text block pretty much just says, "TRY AND CATCH ME". And as neko-sama has already shown, the only appropriate seme response is, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

XD

Well, I am saying "just try it" really I'm a Flaming Uke!
One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.

See? So I like to taunt the seme, then run! :D

ookamidesu wrote:

depression76 wrote:
Pfffft.

The so-called #1 female seme of the forum is actually half-uke ya know....

*runs immediately

Pfft. That's what you think.

I'm an Opportunistic Seme. I do what benefits me. :p

XD I KNEW DEPPEH WOULD SHOW HER AWKWARD FACE EVENTUALLY!

The #1 female seme...half-uke? >:3 Seeing is believing and I'm not seeing this. You lose this, Azu-nyan~ You and Windy will be strapped to Dye's bed the moment she does that Amane Ohtori-esque smile on you from Yuru Yuri:



I still can't believe THIS ^ is how you lesbians see each other. I'm going to go die in a corner now. ;_;

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.


Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke.

Eh... I was bored and ran into this. Lol. It was fun to take this quiz~

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't fack With Me Seme

... It's surprisingly scary how accurate this things is... :s