Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]

This is me and a stranger on Omegle.com


You: hiii
Stranger: hello
You: Why did u ditch me at the wedding?
Stranger: i'm sorry, i just wasn't ready
Stranger: i mean it was so sudden and i got cold feet
You: Becuz of u and ur cold feet, I had to marry my grandma
Stranger: ....your grandma is pretty nice
Stranger: for an old person
You: I know. I was so crushed. She acts like she doesn't even know who I am sometimes.
You: At least u knew who I was!
Stranger: I'm so sorry! i feel so horrible
You: Yeah me too! I married AN OLD LADY, I have to change that bitches diaper every morning
Stranger: I'm so sorry! i cant say it enough!
Stranger: i'm going to go hang my self! T.T
You: Do it! Before you kill urself, change my wife's diapers!
Stranger: *changes Diapers* I'm so sorry Mark! *Hangs self*
You: ...My name's...not Mark.... :(

((HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

LOLOL Kara, that's amazing XDDD

Haha, u should see Kenz, she's yelling at people to marry her and telling them she eats cats...

She needs to tell them her new name is Diarrhea XD

((AHAHAHA only cats, not babies?))

(( LOL. Wow, silly people ))

She needs to tell them her new name is Diarrhea XD

lmaooo hahaha, She is! hahahaha! She just told someone that and the proceeded to tell them she wanted to be their toilet.

((AHAHAHA only cats, not babies?))

No, that's Katie, she has an addiction to babies.

Kara wrote:

She needs to tell them her new name is Diarrhea XD

lmaooo hahaha, She is! hahahaha! She just told someone that and the proceeded to tell them she wanted to be their toilet.

This just totally made my day XDD

Me and Kenz talking about my AMV:

Kenz: What pairing are you using?

Me: Mai and Tate

Kenz: Ew. Why do you like them?

Me: 'Cause...do I have to have a reason?

Kenz: Yeah, you can't just like a pairing for no reason.

Me: Well why do you like ShizNat?

Kenz:...'Cause...'Cause they're cute and cuddly, that's why.

Me: ....Cute and cud... ONE'S A PHSYCO MURDERER! How is that cuddly?!

lol. shizuru can be cuddly... even murderers can be cuddly, yanno...

Hahaha, yeah but murderers can only be cuddly when you're on their good side. lol. But psssssh, you don't know I was talking about Shizuru...Natsuki might be a phsyco murderer too lol

Natsuki is indeed a murderer as well. Remember her shooting one of the soldiers in the face when they invaded Fuuka?

Lol. It had to be, cause even if Natsuki was also a psycho murderer... Natsuki being Natsuki is automatically cuddly.

[01:50:51] Death Row Kruger : I wonder why they called it Examination instead of Sexanimation
[01:53:19] Signum : i dont know
[01:53:21] roxas <3 Arika Yumemiya : lol
[01:53:29] Signum : perhaps at some point, we should make it an examination
[01:53:29] roxas <3 Arika Yumemiya : idk
[01:53:41] Death Row Kruger : XD
[01:53:42] Signum : ;P
[01:53:44] roxas <3 Arika Yumemiya : what the heck is that
[01:53:47] Signum :
[01:53:58] Death Row Kruger : in the middle, just give me a ten question math sheet
[01:53:58] roxas <3 Arika Yumemiya : examination what the hell is that
[01:54:01] Death Row Kruger : xD
[01:54:03] roxas <3 Arika Yumemiya : talk
[01:54:16] Signum : lol
[01:54:18] Signum : well, u see
[01:54:18] roxas <3 Arika Yumemiya : T T
[01:54:23] roxas <3 Arika Yumemiya : ok
[01:54:28] Signum : i was thiking more like a PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
[01:54:30] Signum : you see?
[01:54:34] Signum : thinking*
[01:54:41] roxas <3 Arika Yumemiya : say what
[01:54:41] Signum : hahaha
[01:55:00] roxas <3 Arika Yumemiya : i Komugiraffe hate u right now T T
[01:55:02] Signum : oh roxas... must we spell it out?
[01:55:09] Signum : Kruger-sama and I will be sexing
[01:55:12] Signum :
[01:55:12] roxas <3 Arika Yumemiya : what
[01:55:25] roxas <3 Arika Yumemiya : i want to watch
[01:55:27] Death Row Kruger : Lol
[01:55:37] Signum : No kids allowed

((AMAZING.))

Ara ara... what a naughty couple to be doing such a thing in chat.

I have noticed that not many people have been joining chat lately. Let me assure you that Suzushiro-san and I are not doing such a thing there. Exhibitionism is only fun in real life, after all.

So please, members of the Mai Multiverse forum, I encourage you all to be social and join the chat.

When I see you two in chat, sometimes I'm scared to log in, in fear of what I may see...

Ara ara, Kara-han. Whatever do you mean?

I've suffered through a beating by Queen Beryl's top henchmen, was blasted away by Pharaoh 90 and suffered the wrath of Galaxia. Whatever these two girls say or do will be nothing in comparison. *hmph*

Ok....you log into chat and see what they talk about, then you can come back and say that...

This happened today. My friend Lindsey has ISS wednesday for texting in class.

Her: I have a great idea, you get ISS so we can be in there together.

Me: Why don't you just text me? Besides, you won't be in there alone, there's always one or two other ppl in there.

Her: But...but what if I get raped? What if they STAB me!?

Me: That...Lindsey, they're not ninjas, there's a teacher in there!

Her: But what if she walks away and goes to the bathroom!

Me: You act like it's jail...

Emma: (turns around) You better watch out, that's happened to kids before.


lmaooo, maybe you had to be there, but she was so dead serious hahaha. It was fuckingg hilarious

((LOL xD))

((Double post for a hilarious confusing convo))

Me: I'm gonna get a candy bar.

Mom: Not until you at least have some rice for dinner.

Me: *hates my moms rice because she doesn't make it right* ...fine.

After I get a bowl, and a few candy bars, she stops me.

Mom: Hey! You shouldn't listen to me, you're an adult, eighteen! I told you that you could have anything in the house to eat. Eat whatever you want!

Me:...okay...?

I was so confused -_-))

((LOL my mom does the same thing to me.... but she still expects me to listen to her even if I don't "have to" ><))

Rosalie Lamorlière wrote:((LOL my mom does the same thing to me.... but she still expects me to listen to her even if I don't "have to" ><))

(( You and your mother have the most golden chemistry, it was fun listening on your conversation. XD ))