You know You Love Mai Hime And Mai Otome Too Much When...

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:126. When you're thinking about getting a Ducati for yourself. :) And why not? I can ride these rather well.

if my mum was younger she'd be the real incarnation of Natsuki. she rides a ducati, and had dark hair at a young age.

and no, i don't have a mother complex >.> rofl

127. when you're trying to buy all the hime/otome DVDs before leaving the country incase customs look at my hard drive and delete the "illegally" downloaded copies lol. xD

Sergay Wáng wrote:and no, i don't have a mother complex >.> rofl

I certainly hope not. ;p Plenty of MILFs out there to prey on.

128. When you start believing certain Mai-HiME fanfiction were based on real events, despite constant denial by the author.

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:58. You desperately grow sideburns like Tate. Even if you're a girl. ;p

I'd say guilty as charged but mine have been like that since my high school days.

124. You shout to the skies that you love whatever your girlfriend/boyfriend's name is

125. you wonder if death really is scary

You know you love Mai HiME too much when you think of calling your rival a Bubuzuke woman regardless of if the title fits. It doesn't have to be your rival either. If you're angry at a woman, just wanting to call her this is funny enough.

126.) You eyeball Chie-sama for extended periods of time. <3<3<3

128) When you realize how much you want to lick Chie's beautiful strong back.



Yes, still have the screenie Ruu-sama! You know what I love. <3

Midori Sugiura99 wrote:Yes, still have the screenie Ruu-sama! You know what I love. <3

I know all the right places, honey. ^_~

129) when you took about 45 minutes to unpackage your new figure so you don't damage it

130) when you take another 45 minutes putting it together, even though the pieces just slide together lol

131) when you put your Mai Otome DVD on a glass shelf close to your medals when you're not watching it during your free time

132) when you put your leave your HiME/Otome DVDs in the protective bags they were sent in from the mail so they don't get scratched or cracked :DR Kruger:

134. You want to make epic speeches like Haruka did to Shizuru.

About the eye patch and how much "it hurts", I laughed so hard. I've actually pointed at my eye going "You know, it really does hurt" for no reason even when it wasn't.

Lerena wrote:About the eye patch and how much "it hurts", I laughed so hard. I've actually pointed at my eye going "You know, it really does hurt" for no reason even when it wasn't.

You'd think Nao would of taken a few pain killers if it really hurt...

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

Lerena wrote:About the eye patch and how much "it hurts", I laughed so hard. I've actually pointed at my eye going "You know, it really does hurt" for no reason even when it wasn't.

You'd think Nao would of taken a few pain killers if it really hurt...

nah she's much too boss for that

135. you try and find each Child in the form of clouds when it starts to get cloudy.

136-
You go through each episode of Mai-Otome in hopes of finding the full lyrics to 'Otome's Lullaby'

138. When you find you're a balding, overweight, unkempt middle-aged man who does not actually rock that Amazon-sourced Coral uniform you're wearing.

This would be the voice of experience talking but I like to think I'm quite trim for my height.



139. When you resurrect a really old thread and your immediate thought is "wow, this dates from the time of the previous HiME Carnival."

140. When you tried stopping the resurrection of said thread, but ultimately fail like Natsuki trying to stop Mai from stepping foot on the land of Fuka.

Midori: FUUKA!

141. When Midori Sugiura enters your headspace and corrects you on Japanese history! >:3

I beg your indulgence for one more...

142. When, upon getting into a car, your first instinct is not, as would normally be the case, to put your key in the ignition. Instead, you have to fight the desire to get your upper body out through the sunroof and issue an order to the vehicle, which you call Gakutenou, to ride gloriously into battle.


That's maybe taking it a bit too far...

143. When you're tempted to intoxicate one of the local nuns in hopes that THIS happens to you:



Nao, you fool. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!

144: When you love Mikoto so much that you go out looking for a perfect replica of her sword to display in your room.

145: When you see this image*...

... and feel kind of disappointed that he doesn't introduce the offending vehicle to the business end of his shoe.

*-this photo still captures one of the most stone-cold badass moments in history.