You know You Love Mai Hime And Mai Otome Too Much When...

Oh noes, no forum is complete without one of these. XD

1. You know you watch too much Mai HiME when you compliment someone's ramen, instead of their much fancier cooking.

(luis forget to put 7!!! ;33 )
8. u start texting random boys, luring them to their doom
9. u start calling your dog 'duran' for no reason
10. u recommend an afro to your teacher

11: You wonder why the hot student council president isn't obsessed with you.
12: When some redhead is on a cellphone, you have the urge to either bow down to her, or make her lose an eye.

15: You wear all purple in hopes of luring some deranged girl that is insanely in love with you.

15. Every time you hear a southern accent your mind inexplicably wanders towards Shizuru and begin to wonder howinhell that accent actually WORKS in Mai HiME.

SpiderNeKoHiME wrote:[color=red](luis forget to put 7!!! ;33 )

XD My bad, didn't think this would be a continuous thing.

16. You purposely make shitty cakes to capture the essence of episode 10. You evil bitch. :pale:

18. During firearms training, you miss on purpose to be more like Natsuki. Which is kinda insulting her in a way. ;p

19: Whenever you see men in heavy uniform, you automatically flip onto your hands and spin kick a few before punching the rest and shooting one in the face.

Remove the shooting part and Natsuki practically ripped off Chun Li from Street Fighter. ;p

20. Whenever you visit the beach, you swim out as far as possible to find and catch the biggest fish.

21: You then proceed to make bad joke about said fish.
22: You question your manly girl friend's sexual orientation just to hear her husky voice got up a few notches.

Hollowed-Words wrote:21: You then proceed to make bad joke about said fish.

Oh God, who could forget. ^^; I will make a thread about that soon...

23. You're pretty damn proud of your chest size. If they happen to be the size of balloons that is.

24: You forget your panties just to have an excuse to get to the Student Council Room, even though you never explain why exactly the President would have replacements.

25. Every time you see a blow up doll, you're automatically reminded of Yohko Sagisawa.

I'm sorry, she looks like one to me. >O< Those odd lips...

HAHAHA NICE XD

26: Every time you see a girl's skirt blown up, the passions of youth get you.

27. And when the passions of youth get to you, you run to the nearest church for advice. >o<

28: And instead of helping you, they preach and pray about all the things that happen during the passions of youth, making it more enticing.

^ LMAO! I just wanna say that in episode 26, Nao made one smexy ass nun. >_> Miyu too. Alyssa...well, she's Alyssa. ^^; On that subject...

29. You know you're obsessed with Mai HiME when you have a little girl you absolutely worship. You LOVE this girl more than the finer things in life like cheese, vibrators and P!nk. (<3)

You're a Pink fan Luu-san? <3.<3

30. 90% of the time you always miss out on karaoke.

HUGE fan. ^_~ I worship the very ground P!nk walks on.

31. You know you watch too much Mai-HiME and Mai-Otome when you try to attack opponents with your pigtails. If it didn't work for either Shiho, what makes you think you can do damage. XD

32: You know you watch too much Mai HiME and Mai Otome when you try to take down a tank and throw a spaceship back into orbit. Only Haruka could do those things, so sign up for a long hospital stay.

33. You realize how much homosexual love is featured in the anime series. Goodness gracious.

34: Whenever you see Akane and Kazuya, you wonder why no one else is staring at them like their relationship is strange. So much homosexual love leads to wondering why they are straight characters.

((Haha!))