On the 25 days of Christmas, Miss Fumi gave to me...

Yay for corny/cliche Christmas-related threads. Why did I pick Fumi to be the target character for this game? No real reason, we just don't talk about her enough. ;p Besides, she's a very giving maid so it suits here. The rules are simple:

As each day passes that leads up to Christmas (25 days), you will do the ol' "Twelve Days of Christmas" thing and tell us what Fumi got you. They can be anything you want, so make the best use of your sarcasm. We're obviously a few days late, so I'll start off with nine fresh lines:

On the first day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi sent to me
An Xbox with the red ring of death.

On the second day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi sent to me
Two turd-sandwiches,
And an Xbox with the red ring of death.

On the third day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi sent to me
Three Nexus shirts
Two turd-sandwiches,
And an Xbox with the red ring of death.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi sent to me
Four Alyssa birds,
Three Nexus shirts
Two turd-sandwiches,
And an Xbox with the red ring of death.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi sent to me
Five Otome GEMs,
Four Alyssa birds,
Three Nexus shirts
Two turd-sandwiches,
And an Xbox with the red ring of death.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi sent to me
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls,
Five Otome GEMs,
Four Alyssa birds,
Three Nexus shirts
Two turd-sandwiches,
And an Xbox with the red ring of death.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi sent to me
Seven Jersey Shore episodes,
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls,
Five Otome GEMs,
Four Alyssa birds,
Three Nexus shirts
Two turd-sandwiches,
And an Xbox with the red ring of death.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi sent to me
Eight Justin Bieber CDs,
Seven Jersey Shore episodes,
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls,
Five Otome GEMs,
Four Alyssa birds,
Three Nexus shirts
Two turd-sandwiches,
And an Xbox with the red ring of death.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi sent to me
Nine male strippers,
Eight Justin Bieber CDs,
Seven Jersey Shore episodes,
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls,
Five Otome GEMs,
Four Alyssa birds,
Three Nexus shirts
Two turd-sandwiches,
And an Xbox with the red ring of death.

((GEMs aside, Fumi is a very terrible person...))
Got it? Have fun!

um.. ok, time to get down and be creative

'lalalala' *gets voice in tune*

ok

♫ On the tenth day of Christmas
miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death

:lol: You don't have to continue my list, Mikoto. You can do your own! I like your tenth present, so I'll include it!

♫ On the tenth day of Christmas
miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Ten cats in heat (THE HORROR!!!)
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death

Remember everyone else, you can make your own list and follow up on it!

lol, i had my own list, but then i read your post again and confused myself, and came out with that result

LOL That's fine, Mikoto!

♫ On the eleventh day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu (Finally, a GOOD present!)
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

♫ On the twelfth day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

♫ On the thirteenth day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

What's so bad about Nexus?

Abicion wrote:What's so bad about Nexus?

A lot of things. I'm not a Cena mark, nor a TNA mark. I just don't think anyone from Nexus is a solid performer. My feelings on WWE in general relate to those of rvdtito4life (aka Bill and Doug) minus the power to do a 36+ minute rant.

*looks at the clock* While I'm here...

♫ On the fourteenth day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

What's so bad about Nexus?

They're eeeeeeevvviiiiilll!! :)



On the first day of Christmas
Miss Fumi gave to me
one creme-less Twinky

On the second day of Christmas
Miss Fumi gave to me
two slices of bread
one creme-less Twinky


On the third day of Christmas
Miss Fumi gave to me
three peices of ham
two slices of bread
one creme-less Twinky



On the fourth day of Christmas
Miss Fumi gave to me
four squirts of mayonnaise
three peices of ham
two slices of bread
one creme-less Twinky--


HOLD UP. I think this bitch wants me to make her a sandwhich.

Kara wrote:HOLD UP. I think this bitch wants me to make her a sandwhich.

Someone has to serve the maid for once. ;p

♫ On the fifteenth day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Fifteen cups of Fujino tea
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

♫ On the sixteenth day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Sixteen Groper Fish caught by Mikoto
Fifteen cups of Fujino tea
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

♫ On the seventeenth day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Seventeen Yukino freckles
Sixteen Groper Fish caught by Mikoto
Fifteen cups of Fujino tea
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

♫ On the eighteenth day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Eighteen Haruka Suzushiro headbutts
Seventeen Yukino freckles
Sixteen Groper Fish caught by Mikoto
Fifteen cups of Fujino tea
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

Ack! Missed a day! >o<

♫ On the nineteenth day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Nineteen lumps of Shiho's hair
Eighteen Haruka Suzushiro headbutts
Seventeen Yukino freckles
Sixteen Groper Fish caught by Mikoto
Fifteen cups of Fujino tea
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!



♫ On the twentieth day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Twenty Nao Yuuki licks
Nineteen lumps of Shiho's hair
Eighteen Haruka Suzushiro headbutts
Seventeen Yukino freckles
Sixteen Groper Fish caught by Mikoto
Fifteen cups of Fujino tea
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

♫ On the twenty first day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Twenty one Mashiro wheelchairs
Twenty Nao Yuuki licks
Nineteen lumps of Shiho's hair
Eighteen Haruka Suzushiro headbutts
Seventeen Yukino freckles
Sixteen Groper Fish caught by Mikoto
Fifteen cups of Fujino tea
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

♫ On the twenty seconded day of Christmas
Miss Fumi Gave to me..♫
Twenty two Maki Makis @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Twenty one Mashiro wheelchairs
Twenty Nao Yuuki licks
Nineteen lumps of Shiho's hair
Eighteen Haruka Suzushiro headbutts
Seventeen Yukino freckles
Sixteen Groper Fish caught by Mikoto
Fifteen cups of Fujino tea
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

((Can I add something to the song?))
♫On the 23rd day of Christmas
Miss Fumi gave to me...♫
Twenty-three Erstin's Bust Impact attack!!! :oops:
Twenty two Maki Makis
Twenty-one Mashiro wheelchairs
Twenty Nao Yuuki licks
Nineteen lumps of Shiho's hair
Eighteen Haruka Suzushiro headbutts
Seventeen Yukino freckles
Sixteen Groper Fish caught by Mikoto
Fifteen cups of Fujino tea
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death!

I wanna try!! (Though I know it's very late)

♫On the 24th day of Christmas
Miss Fumi gave to me...♫
Twenty-four Yukariko's Babies :shock:
Twenty-three Erstin's Bust Impact attack
Twenty two Maki Makis
Twenty-one Mashiro wheelchairs
Twenty Nao Yuuki licks
Nineteen lumps of Shiho's hair
Eighteen Haruka Suzushiro headbutts
Seventeen Yukino freckles
Sixteen Groper Fish caught by Mikoto
Fifteen cups of Fujino tea
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Death! :shock:

:D Niiiice! I'll finish it off...

I wanna try!! (Though I know it's very late)

♫On the 25th day of Christmas
Miss Fumi gave to me...♫
Twenty-five Tomoe diapers!
Twenty-four Yukariko's Babies Shocked
Twenty-three Erstin's Bust Impact attack
Twenty two Maki Makis
Twenty-one Mashiro wheelchairs
Twenty Nao Yuuki licks
Nineteen lumps of Shiho's hair
Eighteen Haruka Suzushiro headbutts
Seventeen Yukino freckles
Sixteen Groper Fish caught by Mikoto
Fifteen cups of Fujino tea
Fourteen Cake eating Orphans
Thirteen Miyu Greer bots
Twelve Hatsune Miku plushies
Eleven pairs of Natsuki's pantsu
Ten cats in heat
Nine male strippers
Eight Justin Bieber CDs
Seven Jersey Shore episodes
Six Irwin Sailor Moon dolls
FIVE OTOME GEMS!
Four Alyssa birds
Three Nexus Shirts
Two turd-sandwiches and
An XBOX with the red Ring of Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeath!

See ya again next in 2011 December. THREAD LOCKED.

Unlike last year, I'm gonna do this properly by starting the song on Day 1! Now remember the rules! Whomever catches this thread first on a new day will say what Miss Fumi got them for Christmas and this will continue until Christmas day! As the song progresses, you must list your latest lyrics along with all previous day lyrics. Just like last year (backtrack to see what I mean)

Since I legally captured December 1st, I'm starting first! ;p If you follow the sequence on the same day as somebody else, you are disqualified and your post will be shot by ARTEMIS!

On the first day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi gave to meeeeee~
Several pairs of Tomoe's stankeh diapers!

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

FUMI HIMENO IS BACK FOR THE
RETURN OF 25 DAYS OF MISS FUMI!

Unlike last year, I'm gonna do this properly by starting the song on Day 1! Now remember the rules! Whomever catches this thread first on a new day will say what Miss Fumi got them for Christmas and this will continue until Christmas day! As the song progresses, you must list your latest lyrics along with all previous day lyrics. Just like last year (backtrack to see what I mean)

Since I legally captured December 1st, I'm starting first! ;p If you follow the sequence on the same day as somebody else, you are disqualified and your post will be shot by ARTEMIS!

On the first day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi gave to meeeeee~
Several pairs of Tomoe's stankeh diapers!

She gaved the diapers last year!! D: Don't tell me she fermented this batch of diapers?!

On the second day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi gave to meeeeee~
Two boxes of maid uniforms
And several pairs of Tomoe's stankeh diapers!

(Technically it's the third day here lol so I guess it's the second day in America?)

Nagi wrote:She gaved the diapers last year!! D: Don't tell me she fermented this batch of diapers?!

XD She said they were fresh. >:3 The bitch LIED.

Nagi wrote:(Technically it's the third day here lol so I guess it's the second day in America?)

Correct! :3 Hope I'm here fast enough for Day 3. *watches like a hawk* >:3

Guess not.

On the 3rd day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi gave to meeeeee~
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two boxes of maid uniforms
And several pairs of Tomoe's stankeh diapers!

sounds like fun
in germany it's the 4th the now, so...

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Miss Fumi gave to meeeeee~
Four neon pink tanks
Three pairs of handcuffs
Two boxes of maid uniforms
And several pairs of Tomoe's stankeh diapers!