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[19:09:17] Ivenetta-Zweifel joined the chat on Mon 6 Aug - 19:09
[19:13:44] Ivenetta-Zweifel : WHY AM I ALWAYS ALONE?! *idly sobs in a corner*
[19:15:09] Ivenetta-Zweifel : the world is so cruel. Why must I have a completely different timezone from all the others???
[19:15:43] Ivenetta-Zweifel : fuck this shit, I am going to grab some food for myself.


No, seriously. WHY AM I ALWAYS ALONE?!?!


Chris: Before you always complained that you would love to have some time alone to spend with yourself. Now your are complaining that you want some attention. Why, Zweifel, why??? WHY?!?!?! WHY DO YOU NEVER MAKE SENSE?!?!


yup. He ragequitted there XD

LOL.

I was actually on this morning when you were on... or so the thing at the bottom said. But I couldn't stay and chat because of work. Sorries. XD

Ivenetta-Zweifel wrote:[19:09:17] Ivenetta-Zweifel joined the chat on Mon 6 Aug - 19:09
[19:13:44] Ivenetta-Zweifel : WHY AM I ALWAYS ALONE?! *idly sobs in a corner*
[19:15:09] Ivenetta-Zweifel : the world is so cruel. Why must I have a completely different timezone from all the others???
[19:15:43] Ivenetta-Zweifel : fuck this shit, I am going to grab some food for myself.


No, seriously. WHY AM I ALWAYS ALONE?!?!


Chris: Before you always complained that you would love to have some time alone to spend with yourself. Now your are complaining that you want some attention. Why, Zweifel, why??? WHY?!?!?! WHY DO YOU NEVER MAKE SENSE?!?!

yup. He ragequitted there XD

Women. Their emotions are a roller coaster. ;p

"Have you ever heard of Fifty Shades of Grey?"
"No, what's that?"
"Well, it's that paperback porn novels for middle-aged women...I was wondering if you'd ever read it."
"I'm not middle aged!"
"LOL"

~Me and my aunt xDDDD

depression76 wrote:

"Have you ever heard of Fifty Shades of Grey?"
"No, what's that?"
"Well, it's that paperback porn novels for middle-aged women...I was wondering if you'd ever read it."
"I'm not middle aged!"
"LOL"

~Me and my aunt xDDDD

XD

Tsk tsk, deppeh... you made her feel old.

ookamidesu wrote:

depression76 wrote:

"Have you ever heard of Fifty Shades of Grey?"
"No, what's that?"
"Well, it's that paperback porn novels for middle-aged women...I was wondering if you'd ever read it."
"I'm not middle aged!"
"LOL"

~Me and my aunt xDDDD

XD

Tsk tsk, deppeh... you made her feel old.

>>;;

But I didn't mean to...!

Mai-Multiverse Insanity from today's chatbox! NOL-TROLLED! XDDDD


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[17:09:37 23/08/12] Krystal of Nol : Hey, sawa-chan...

[17:09:45 23/08/12] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : That is true, blu. Plus your boobs kinda look big in your photo if I remember correctly. :'3

[17:10:08 23/08/12] shezaei-neko : Yay! I like Yohko

[17:10:08 23/08/12] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : >_> Who's Sawa-chan?

[17:10:20 23/08/12] Ivenetta-Zweifel : @ Luu - give ME booze or something and then will see who will ran away from who. >:3

[17:10:30 23/08/12] Nymphetamine : why do people even give Mai's bosom the attention? >:3 i think Haruka has the biggest XD

[17:10:36 23/08/12] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : Yohko X Midori I SHIP THEM WITH FEDEX!!!!

[17:10:36 23/08/12] Krystal of Nol : I wanted to see if you respond to the name Luu XD

[17:10:48 23/08/12] shezaei-neko : BURN!!!

[17:11:13 23/08/12] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : >:3 Well tough titties, I am not Sawa-chan! You have the wrong Luu. >:3

[17:11:14 23/08/12] shezaei-neko : Nol totally trolled you Luu!! XD

[17:11:26 23/08/12] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : >:3 You mean

[17:11:31 23/08/12] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : I got...

[17:11:38 23/08/12] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : NOLL TROLLED!?

[17:11:42 23/08/12] Krystal of Nol : I'm Troll-Ra!

[17:11:47 23/08/12] Ivenetta-Zweifel : @ Shez - have to agree, she is a very enjoyable character, however, has not really much of a screentime.

[17:11:49 23/08/12] Krystal of Nol : The evertrolling!

[17:11:50 23/08/12] shezaei-neko : XD

[17:11:51 23/08/12] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : Gakuenchou bang bang!!!!

[17:12:02 23/08/12] shezaei-neko : that was priceless Nol!!

[17:12:08 23/08/12] shezaei-neko : ROFLOL!! XD

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>_> I AM NOT SAWA-CHAN!!!!!

*Rock The Boat comes on the radio*
Me: Every time I hear this song, I think of the show called Daria
Mom: How come?
Me: There's one episode when the characters go on a ship for a school fundraiser, and the ship crashes into something, so everyone has to abandon the ship, and at the end credits, they play "Rock The Boat" XD
Mom: Hahaha XD

Oh cool, thanks, mon

Nymphetamine wrote:Oh cool, thanks, mon

Anytime! :) Dis ho wee doo, mon.

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

Nymphetamine wrote:Oh cool, thanks, mon

Anytime! :) Dis ho wee doo, mon.

Who you calling a "ho"?!

So during Art History today, we're studying about Islamic Art.
This happened during the end of the lecture.

My friend : "Why are you squirming?"
Me : "...heheheh...she (my prof) mentioned my country...twice!"
Friend : "....."
Me : "Hey! Not everybody knows where it is, okay?"

Momentary pride andcreepiness because of my country

depression76 wrote:So during Art History today, we're studying about Islamic Art.
This happened during the end of the lecture.

My friend : "Why are you squirming?"
Me : "...heheheh...she (my prof) mentioned my country...twice!"
Friend : "....."
Me : "Hey! Not everybody knows where it is, okay?"

Momentary pride andcreepiness because of my country

You're not alone. None of my younger friends knows where Indonesia is. Older people like my long time friends, parents and personal instructor knew. She went to Jakarta to teach yoga a long time ago.

Today, we asked our philosophy teacher to let us study in his class for our Spanish history exam of the next class, so he did . He walked out of the class for a little bit so we started talking about what could appear in that exam,

Classmate 1: I believe the words ''muladi'', ''mozarab'' and ''mudejar'' are going to appear.
Classmate 2: So what were the muladis?
Classmate 1: The Christians who were converted to Islam in Al-Andalus
Classmate 3: and the mozarabs?
Me: The mozarabs are those people who... who used to be arabs.
Class: *laughs*

This happened just a while ago

Nymphetamine wrote:This happened just a while ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious XD

Yagamic wrote:

Nymphetamine wrote:This happened just a while ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious XD

I KNOWWWW XDDD I couldn't stop laughing. I ended up like this in the bathroom:

Happened just a while ago when me and haruchi04 or our resident Crickee were talkin.

harumizuki07: damn my USB keyboard's acting up
me: your new keyboard?
me: yea orz
me: D8
me: thats lameee
me: its new too
harumizuki07: Ikr?
harumizuki07: it's prolly broken
harumizuki07: yea orz
harumizuki07: augh wait? Imma restart
harumizuki07: if it'll work
me: is it working?
harumizuki07: nope orz
harumizuki07: I has to hear windows nana speak first
harumizuki07: orz
me: lol
harumizuki07: FINALLY
harumizuki07: Windows nana spoke!
me: what did u do with it?
harumizuki07: stick it in LOL
me: lol
me: omg
me: so it needs to get deeper
me: and wait till nana sama utter a sound?
me: omg
harumizuki07: LOL
me: thats just so lewd
harumizuki07: omg
harumizuki07: LOL
harumizuki07: you need to pull it out then push it in
harumizuki07: lol
me: LOL
harumizuki07: pull it out then push it in, then windows nana will react
harumizuki07: LOL
harumizuki07: omg
harumizuki07: too many smut

Too much smut indeed xD

depression76 wrote:Happened just a while ago when me and haruchi04 or our resident Crickee were talkin.

harumizuki07: damn my USB keyboard's acting up
me: your new keyboard?
me: yea orz
me: D8
me: thats lameee
me: its new too
harumizuki07: Ikr?
harumizuki07: it's prolly broken
harumizuki07: yea orz
harumizuki07: augh wait? Imma restart
harumizuki07: if it'll work
me: is it working?
harumizuki07: nope orz
harumizuki07: I has to hear windows nana speak first
harumizuki07: orz
me: lol
harumizuki07: FINALLY
harumizuki07: Windows nana spoke!
me: what did u do with it?
harumizuki07: stick it in LOL
me: lol
me: omg
me: so it needs to get deeper
me: and wait till nana sama utter a sound?
me: omg
harumizuki07: LOL
me: thats just so lewd
harumizuki07: omg
harumizuki07: LOL
harumizuki07: you need to pull it out then push it in
harumizuki07: lol
me: LOL
harumizuki07: pull it out then push it in, then windows nana will react
harumizuki07: LOL
harumizuki07: omg
harumizuki07: too many smut

Too much smut indeed xD

XD And you say I'M the perverted one. You and Crickee are terrible!

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:
XD And you say I'M the perverted one. You and Crickee are terrible!

Lol, this is all the hentai doujins' fault I tell you. I'm innocent in this!

depression76 wrote:Lol, this is all the hentai doujins' fault I tell you. I'm innocent in this!

>:3 Liar! The way you drooled over all those hentai books at Otakon makes me believe otherwise...

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

depression76 wrote:Lol, this is all the hentai doujins' fault I tell you. I'm innocent in this!

>:3 Liar! The way you drooled over all those hentai books at Otakon makes me believe otherwise...

...And you wonder why I don't believe in your innocence?

ookamidesu wrote:...And you wonder why I don't believe in your innocence?

Ran has all the makings of an uke. Shy and reserved on the outside, a sick and twisted little freak on the inside. That's her appeal, I guess. ^-^

ookamidesu wrote:

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:
>:3 Liar! The way you drooled over all those hentai books at Otakon makes me believe otherwise...

...And you wonder why I don't believe in your innocence?

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

ookamidesu wrote:...And you wonder why I don't believe in your innocence?

Ran has all the makings of an uke. Shy and reserved on the outside, a sick and twisted little freak on the inside. That's her appeal, I guess. ^-^

W-what is this! I AM INNOCENT!! D8

Luu you're making me look like a big pervert! I wasn't drooling during otakon!! It was just erm-- fascination!! I'm nothing like that I tell youuuu!!! What is wrong with you peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!