Re: Are you Seme or Uke? Take the quiz and post your results

by **depression76** Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:16 pm

shezaei-neko wrote:Ditto!!
I'm on the hunt right now. >:3

>>

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Is this my cue to start running....or.....

*glances around cluelessly

by **ookamidesu** Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:30 pm

We should gather up a hunting party. :3

by **Valkyria Lightning** Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:12 am

ookamidesu wrote:
Valkyria Lightning wrote:
ookamidesu wrote:
Valkyria Lightning wrote:the thing is... I don't care if I'm top or bottom. As long as I get the goods

LOL. Now you sound more like an opportunistic seme. XD

You're getting closer

Oh? So what are you, really??

I rather say I'm switch.

Or, in fact... not really picky in positions :9

by **ookamidesu** Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:34 am

I had a very interesting conversation with someone earlier this morning which resulted in the birth of this:

The Chronicles of an Opportunistic Seme
...Chapter 1: Finding your desired uke
...Chapter 2: Marking your target on the lucky uke
...Chapter 3: The prowl

Which consequently birthed this:

The Misadventures of a Clueless Uke
...Chapter 1. How to avoid being the target of a seme
...Chapter 2. If targeted, how to counter against the seme
...Chapter 3. It's no use, you're trapped. How to act.

by **depression76** Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:37 am

ookamidesu wrote:I had a very interesting conversation with someone earlier this morning which resulted in the birth of this:

The Chronicles of an Opportunistic Seme
...Chapter 1: Finding your desired uke
...Chapter 2: Marking your target on the lucky uke
...Chapter 3: The prowl

Which consequently birthed this:

The Misadventures of a Clueless Uke
...Chapter 1. Avoiding being the target of a seme
...Chapter 2. If targeted, how to counter against the seme
...Chapter 3. It's no use, you're trapped. How to act.

*laughs at post

You're awesome xDD

by **shezaei-neko** Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:22 pm

Those guides would be more successful than the "whatever for dummies" books. A best seller without doubt!

by **ookamidesu** Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:41 pm

shezaei-neko wrote:Those guides would be more successful than the "whatever for dummies" books. A best seller without doubt!

I know right?! We should get some writers on it, pronto!

by **shezaei-neko** Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:34 am

First we need a very experimented Opportunistic Seme and a oblivious Clueless Uke right?

by **depression76** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:58 am

shezaei-neko wrote:First we need a very experimented Opportunistic Seme and a oblivious Clueless Uke right?

....experimented? O_O

*ish a very clueless uke

by **ookamidesu** Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:55 pm

depression76 wrote:
shezaei-neko wrote:First we need a very experimented Opportunistic Seme and a oblivious Clueless Uke right?
....experimented? O_O

*ish a very clueless uke

Ahahaha... did someone call for an experienced opportunistic seme??

by **haruchi04** Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:27 am

I never expected this... O_O

Are you Seme or Uke? Take the quiz and post your results - Page 5 Tou

You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

by **depression76** Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:54 am

haruchi04 wrote:I never expected this... O_O

You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

LIES LIES LIES xDDD

You're a total uke wahahahaha! *kicks and runs

by **shezaei-neko** Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:01 am

You just don't want to be alone in your Uke-world Deppie. That's why you're in denial.

by **depression76** Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:13 am

shezaei-neko wrote:You just don't want to be alone in your Uke-world Deppie. That's why you're in denial.

>>;; I'm not in denial!

And I'm not alone in the uke-world...there's Milk-cans as a company!

....Milk Cans?

*looks around and finds no one

OwO

*runs

by **ookamidesu** Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:13 pm

depression76 wrote:
shezaei-neko wrote:You just don't want to be alone in your Uke-world Deppie. That's why you're in denial.

>>;; I'm not in denial!

And I'm not alone in the uke-world...there's Milk-cans as a company!

....Milk Cans?

*looks around and finds no one

OwO

*runs

Milk Cans ran away to vacation-land. ^-^;

by **BMeph** Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:16 am

ookamidesu wrote:
depression76 wrote:
shezaei-neko wrote:You just don't want to be alone in your Uke-world Deppie. That's why you're in denial.

>>;; I'm not in denial!

And I'm not alone in the uke-world...there's Milk-cans as a company!

....Milk Cans?

*looks around and finds no one

OwO

*runs

Milk Cans ran away to vacation-land. ^-^;

Just felt like going on the record, to say,

Semes like it when ukes run off, 'cause it makes the "surprise" pounce more dramatic! Wink

...just sayin'.

by **shezaei-neko** Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:27 am

BMeph wrote:

Just felt like going on the record, to say,

Semes like it when ukes run off, 'cause it makes the "surprise" pounce more dramatic!

...just sayin'.

*nod* *nod*
You sure know this business BMeph. >:3

by **ookamidesu** Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:07 pm

shezaei-neko wrote:
BMeph wrote:

Just felt like going on the record, to say,

Semes like it when ukes run off, 'cause it makes the "surprise" pounce more dramatic!

...just sayin'.

*nod* *nod*
You sure know this business BMeph. >:3

BMan speaks the truth. :D

by **Zweifel Marguerite** Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:58 pm

Milk Cans ran away to vacation-land. ^-^;

I am back from my paradise land.

>>;; I shall never leave you here alone again, right, Deppy?

by **ookamidesu** Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:11 pm

Ivenetta-Zweifel wrote:
Milk Cans ran away to vacation-land. ^-^;
I am back from my paradise land.

>>;; I shall never leave you here alone again, right, Deppy?

Uke-land population... +1

:3

by **shezaei-neko** Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:44 pm

XD
Now they'll start asking for a population recount.

by **ookamidesu** Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:57 pm

Should we have a population count for Seme-land too?

by **shezaei-neko** Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:15 pm

I think we should.
That way we can see how many ukes we'll get each, or if we have to share....

by **depression76** Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:22 am

W-Wut...since when do you share ukes?! Dx

by **IlliterateKoi** Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:24 pm

shezaei-neko wrote:I think we should.
That way we can see how many ukes we'll get each, or if we have to share....

Sharing? Are you crazy?! There will be no sharing! XD

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