Ways to K.O. and piss Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage off

XD Forgive the title, I love Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage to death. I wouldn't cause any REAL harm to her, she's too awesome for everyone in the Mai-Series. Unfortunately, you know how rash she is. Getting into trouble and all that. To help our beloved Executive Director/Brigadier, we must knock the living daylights out of her. :3

Simple, list anything you can hit her over the head with and how you would do it before she kills you. Especially Haruka Armitage, her incarnation from Mai-Otome. She hurled a ship into space with her bare hands...so be careful!

Don't worry, she's a big girl with GUTS and bubuzuke envy. :3 She'll live.

I'll start with a simple trick:

1. Capture Yukino, make her wear sexy lingerie, set her out in the open, wait for Haruka to locate her and then snip! The ol' falling piano. A little cartoony, but it still works. :3

Continue the list and have fun! ^o^

3.Show her a photo of Natsuki's little accident! And she will die/faint from laughing. (Yukino said so) [img][/img]

Hahahaha! Good one, ShizNat!

4. Take a giant ice-block and smash it across her head. :twisted:

Thanks~ ;3

5. Shoot her with a laser from the yami-thingy from mai otome zwei (aka pure white diamond) and she'll turn to stone. :D Though I don't think anybody would want that to happen.

6. I remember how somethingone (Sara) knocked her out with a hammer Was it Maya?? ö.ö

What was up with me that I wrote such a bad-bad English sentence?? ô.o

Kino karutta-chan wrote:6. I remember how something knock her out with a hammer Was it Maya?? ö.ö

Did Maya knock Haruka's lights out too? o.o I thought it was Sara Gallagher. *points at the first pic in the OP*

7. While Haruka is doing acrobatics upside down,don't catch her. :twisted:

Oh yeah, right. It was Sara after all, I somehow ignored what was on the first two pics o_O

8. Use a chair O_O

Why the Gakuenchou's desk? Use Yukino. A nekkid Yukino.

10. Throw a lingerie-stealing orphan at her!!

Nice ones, girls! XD

13. While Haruka Armitage is passing by a construction site (possible, since Queen Mashiro is always fixing the place up) drop a giant beam on her.

This thread is so dead :[

14. Feed her unlimited bowls of bubuzuke (ochazuke) ;P

Chie-sama wrote:This thread is so dead :[

14. Feed her unlimited bowls of bubuzuke (ochazuke) ;P

Thanks for BUMPING it!



15. Tell her she lost the poll for world domination against Shizuru. :3 No amount of Yukino support will make her recover.

No problem X]

16. Tell her Shizuru is dead. She would lose her goal in life and commit suicide :3

Chie-sama wrote:No problem X]

16. Tell her Shizuru is dead. She would lose her goal in life and commit suicide :3

BUT WHAT ABOUT YUKINO?! ;_;

17. Go back in time before Mai-HiME Zwei went into production and show her the early draft by SUNRISE. Unable to comprehend the fail, she'll cause massive destruction, knocking herself out in the process. :3

18. Tell her Yukino has a crush on her and Suzushiro Haruka will go into an anti-yuri frenzy. Haruka Armitage will just be shocked and confront Yukino and Yukino will get the guys to smash the rock on her head again.

:D

XDDD NICE ONE! Here's an obvious one from Mai-Otome (if you remember that particular scene...)

19. Tell Haruka Armitage to Materialize while she's in mid-air. As always, she'll forget she has a contract with Yukino, causing one very nasty fall.

Ah that scene!!! Adrenaline rush at that point so I remembered it clearly XD It was so freaking funny :lol:

20. Kill Yukino.

Chie-sama wrote:20. Kill Yukino.

Isn't that a little too extreme?

21. Have Yukino wear Rosalie Claudel's famous swimwear from Mai-Otome Zwei:




Of course, if her Melons can do the swimsuit justice. *noms Rosalie's perfect rack*

pffft~ HOW HAVE I NOT YET SEEN THIS THREAD....ITS MOST AMAZING 8DDD

22 Release the fangirls .____.

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:Isn't that a little too extreme?

Weeeelllll... an otome dies when the master dies :]...

23.Get Shizuru Kaichou to do a bra cup check on Haruka

24. Have her meet Sailor Moon. Haruka will pass out from meeting a legend.

: I paved the way for you all.



:DR Kruger: : WHAT ABOUT ME!?

: Hollowed-Words made your career.

:DR Kruger: : True dat, nigga.

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:
[b]: Hollowed-Words made your career.

:DR Kruger: : True dat, nigga.

ZOMG *DIES OF LAUGHTER* OMG THIS IS FAR TOOMUCH LOL XDDDD