The Manly Handbook.

This is a handbook for all you WEAK and UN-MANLY people out there. This is a set of guidlines to be manly. THE ONLY GUIDLINES YOU'LL EVER FOLLOW. EVER. Feel free to contribute...BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE MANLY ENOUGH. We only add MANLY rules from MANLY people.

Rule number 1: Having a vagina IS NOT MANLY. [Our manly-man consultants suggest to get rid of it if you want to be a REAL MAN.]

Rule number 2: Manly-men DO NOT SHAVE.

Rule Number 3 in The Manly Rule book: No cheating on thy woman.

Rule Number 4: But cheating your fellow man is acceptable.

Rule Number 5: No apple-tinis. No exceptions.

Rule Number 6: Consume at least two babies a month.

Rule Number 7: MANUAL LABOR.

Rule Number 8: Never hold a door for anyone but your woman.

Rule Number 9: Let the door slam in everyone else's face.

Rule Number 10: MOTORCYCLES. GUNS. BUT NO LEATHER.

Rule Number 11: Tell the hoes, they gots to goes.

Rule Number 12: No STD's, life threatening diseases make you WEAK.

Rule Number 13: Kick everything in the face that isn't to your Manly-Standard.

Rule Number 14: This includes puppies and clowns.

Rule Number 15: NO. TEARS.

Rule Number 16: Chuck Norris is, and always will be, manlier than you.

Rule Number 17: Explosions.

Rule Number 18: No hugs that last longer than .4 seconds.

Rule no. 19 Of the Manly Rule book: No being weak, and ESPECIALLY not soft.

Rule no. 20 MANLY-MEN DONT ASK QUESTIONS! THEY HOP INTO ACTION

Rule no. 21: MANLY MEN RECOGNIZE SCENTS, EVEN FROM YEARS AGO

Rule no. 22: Manly Men CHUG their drinks! Sipping is for sissies.

Rule no. 23: Manly men do not wear dogtags, manly men EAT DOGTAGS

Rule no. 24: NEVER APOLOGIZE. IT'S NOT MANLY, UNLESS YOUR WOMAN NEEDS ONE.

Rule no. 25: MANLY men, do NOT listen to Justin Bieber!

Rule no. 26: If you ever pronounce Kara, 'CAR-RA' instead of 'KAH-RA', you will be slapped, WITH A PIMP HAND.

Rule no. 27: GETTING BINGO DATE RAPED IS NOT MANLY.

Rule no. 28: MANLY men, aren't afraid of butterflies!

Manly rule #29: never abandon your offspring unless you are leaving them to be raised by a pack of wolves.

Manly rule #30 a real man doesn't need A Large Hadron Collider to smash atoms together he can do it with his bare hands


Manly Rule 31 # A REAL MAN REVIVES DEAD FORUM THREADS

Manly Rule 32: If British and abused, BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM WITH CRUMPETS

Rule 34: If there is a song, movie, book, cartoon, anime, manga, television show, comic, video game, board game, musical or play, it will be/has been HiME-fied, and will be 99% ShizNat. The remaining 1% is consisted of more lesbian pairing, mostly NatNao, ShizNao, and NatMai. Rarely a straight pairing shows up. Anything lower is unmanly.


Rule number 233: If anyone sleeps with your girl, kill them. [Shove them in a closet, preferably.]


Rule 503 of the Manly Rule book: Never run from a challenge, unless you WANT to look like a pussyy

Manly Rule #825: NEVER HOLD ONTO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S MOM'S ARM WHILE RIDING ON THE TOWER OF TERROR! MANLY POINTS WILL GO DOWN FASTER THAN A FAT WOMAN ON A GREASED FIREBALL!

Rule 829: While RAEG'N, tableflippin' is a MUST


Rule 3693: NEVER CONFESS! NEVER ADMIT GUILT! DENY EVERYTHING!!!

Rule number 1212: IF your woman decides she needs to hit you, take it like a man! No running, no hiding, and NO COMPLAINING.

Manly Rule #1945: YOU SLAP THE BEJESUS OUT OF A BRITISH PERSON FOR BUMPING A THREAD WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST. England, the land of good manners? HA!

Rule number 5436: Never get ragebum. IT IS NOT MANLY.

Rule 5623: NEVER discover what AFK really means. Such activities aren't manly, just scary.

Rule 9028: NO CAPES unless the swoosh decapitates kittens

Rule number 298347 of manly-ness: If you scare pretty women, you're not manly, you're a loser, you pansy-ass.

Rule 90211: Screw all of Luu Sky Sapphire's gay friends.

Rule 739265181: KNOW HOW TO COUNT OVER THR MANLY NUMBER OF 8373836

Rule #99669966: Successfully make Kara bitch like a little girl.

Rule number 1,900,003: If your feminist, vegan punk girlfriend talks back to you, FEED HER A MCNUGGET!

Rule 66777666666666: Don't tell Lily it was good.

Rule 666777666777: Have lezzie wet dreams about Lily

[EXTRA RULES BY PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T PUT NUMBERS BY THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE APPARENTLY TOO MANLY TO COUNT.]

Rule number 1212: IF your woman decides she needs to hit you, take it like a man! No running, no hiding, and NO COMPLAINING.

Good job! What a MANLY rule, it's MANLY 'cause MANLY people can take a beating FROM ANYONE.

Haha! Yeah! RIGHT ON! That's MANLY 'cause EVERYONE knows ragebum is only something GIRLS and PANSIES get! WHOO!

Rule number 1,900,003: If your feminist, vegan punk girlfriend talks back to you, FEED HER A MCNUGGET!

Psh. Lies!

Viola is manlier... even Zhang is manlier
Kruger always needs to be saved and shit... both viola and zhang had to bail Kruger out of trouble. ;p

I was re-reading your manly handbook and excuse me sir but, it seems the stupidest bitch since Yuri-hime broke a rule:

Rule no. 28: MANLY men, aren't afraid of butterflies!

o_o

MANLY POINTS DEDUCTED!!

who is keeping track of the manly points and what's my score?

who is keeping track of the manly points and what's my score

I don't knoooww :( We should totes make a score board for manly points.

The slut who isn't in Luu Sky Sapphire's league wrote:DAMNED THIS. IT'S VIOLA'S FAULT.

Sure, blame everything on the bubuzuke who stuck her fingers up your bum.

Rule 829: While RAEG'N, tableflippin' is a MUST

Yes. Only the manliest of men can successfully table flip!! ...Well, and my mom, but that's a different story.

Kara wrote:Yes. Only the manliest of men can successfully table flip!! ...Well, and my mom, but that's a different story.

o_o Kara has TWO DADS!

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

Kara wrote:Yes. Only the manliest of men can successfully table flip!! ...Well, and my mom, but that's a different story.

o_o Kara has TWO DADS!

WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS?!?!??!

Rule 3693: NEVER CONFESS! NEVER ADMIT GUILT! DENY EVERYTHING!!!

Rule 9028: NO CAPES unless the swoosh decapitates kittens

IT'S VOODOO MAGIC! FUCKEENVOODOOMAGICMON!

Rule 90210: Date all of Deppeh's straight female friends!!! Just kidding. ;p

A stupid bitch whose name I can't remember said wrote:Rule 90211: Screw all of Luu Sky Sapphire's gay friends.

Rule Kiss-my-ass: Keep me away from all your gay friends!

Rule 5623: NEVER discover what AFK really means. Such activities aren't manly, just scary.

Rule 666777666777: Have lezzie wet dreams about Lily

Who the fuck is Lily anyway??

I don't deny anything. I just WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK LILY IS!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Either Kino-chan is really smart or really dumb...

Kino karutta-chan wrote:I don't deny anything. I just WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK LILY IS!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:[b]

^ That's Lily. ;3

Or more like: Kino has the slowest inet ever and didn't saw the picture because of it <__<
So you meant this Lily <_< I totally forgot that her name was Lily <____<

Kino karutta-chan wrote:So you meant this Lily <_< I totally forgot that her name was Lily <____<

How could you. >_> Such a beautiful creature Mila is.

Why do you people INSIST on such high numbers!? I am trying to keep this list in manly order and I CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH.