Have You Ever? o.o PART 3 o.o

Yes! Retrogaming is crystallised memories of a misspent youth (i.e. not out doing something constructive xD).

Have you ever started an argument with someone just for the sake of it?

Yes. At which time I saw the darkness that was embedded in me... thankfully I am not like that anymore. XD

Have you ever talked about anime or video games over the phone with a friend for hours on end?

Not really over the phone but I have had a long-lasting DM session with one or more people about anime & game lore on a few occasions. Long phone convos tend to range wider.

Have you ever had stage fright to the point where you're actually unable to function once there, forgetting lines etc.?

A few times in my earlier years. Before I even understood the definition of "confidence", my nerves and stomach would go into overdrive before introduction speeches, debates or even theater performances.

Have you ever danced naked in your own home? :'''3 Preferably alone...

Not that I recall. I have in a forest though.

Have you ever got something stuck in your ear then got something else stuck in there in trying to extract the offending object?

O_O' No, but in recent years, I've noticed that q-tips make the problem worse. XD

Have you ever eaten something without knowing what it was?

Yup. Good old black pudding back in the day. Would I eat it again now? Definitely not. I'm vegetarian.

Have you ever drunk something which made you immediately throw up, as your body's way of saying "that's the lesser of two evils"?

Yes! One time my friends and I had a gaming night, and I lost the match, and they basically made a potion for me to drink. I had to stand over the toilet while drinking it!!

Have you ever swam too far out into the deeper parts of a beach?

Er... sort of. Not so much swam as walked when I was about three. My mother was, shall we say, less than impressed.

Have you ever found yourself in a deadly serious situation - only to witness or remember something so funny you had to stop yourself from laughing?

Yes! When I was really young, I got around with some kids and it turned out that they believed that they were vampire slayers. They convinced me that vampires came out at night, and that they, and myself, would have to kill them using stakes which they made by breaking away the plastic of a kids shovel. I was convinced at the time that this was true lol. But then found it funny that I would be so gullible.

Have you ever woke up in the middle of the night, only to find yourself relieved that it was still early enough to go back to sleep for another 4-5 hours?

Oh yes. Pretty much every night! It's especially gratifying on non-work days. Ah, the sense of satisfaction at knowing you can get your head back down safe in the knowledge that no rude alarm clock-related awakening is going to disturb you.
Yup, I am a man who enjoys simple pleasures.

Have you ever snuck into a cinema without purchasing a ticket?

Yes! My friend and I use to always do that lol. It was too easy not too. It was a little scary though when the employees would come into the theater. It added a bit of paranoia to the not so honest action.

Have you ever tried Kimchi or any other type of spicy Korean foods? x.x

No.... but, one day, maybe...

Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and thought "I look great in this onesie"?

Yes. It had a graphic of Borat in it, actually. Oh, the irony...

Have you ever tried eating cats?

No. I just try to microwave them with my unblinking stare.

Have you ever had someone point out that you're pretty much unshockable when it comes to all things smut?

Yes, there was a time when nothing could shock me or take me by surprise. It's like I had no emotion lol.

Have you ever found yourself laughing to really bad puns... like in Pokemon for instance? and then feel kind of grimy for laughing at them?

Yes. Followed by the inevitable groan. :3

Have you ever mimed along to a song, with a full gamut of theatrical rockstar poses, only to realise that someone has been watching you for some time?

ALWAYS. That's been remedied ever since moving into my new home. My man cave resides in the basement, rather than the living room. Now, no one can see my musical talents...unless I invite them.

Have you ever stared into a mirror and considered that person to be your greatest enemy?

No. A complete and utter prick, very often. But never my enemy.

Have you ever smashed someone's window, be it with a seasonable (in the northern hemisphere) snowball, a rock or whatever, and fled the scene, leaving an associate to cop the flack?

Surprisingly not. XD I have vandalized before, but never with a stooge to take the fall. I WISH! HAHA! My work as a youth was always solo.

Have you ever done something unspeakable in a friend's bathroom? ;3

... I wouldn't be able to say even if I had!

Have you ever read A Christmas Carol and thought Scrooge was right before his big change?

BAH HUMBUG!

Never. Scrooge represented everything that is wrong with the modern world today! He needed to be schooled by the spirits.

Have you ever ran from the authorities for any reason?

Yes. I've seen police cars and started running once or twice just to confuse them.

Have you ever found something on an old CD you'd forgotten and found yourself compelled to think about someone you knew all those years ago with whom you've unfortunately lost touch?

Yes - more times than I care to recall. Thank goodness for "Restore Tab" in my browser...

Have you ever stood at a high window and randomly shouted "oi" to passers by below?