Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]

ookamidesu wrote:zaneh: we should get jobs doing that

zhang: measuring boobs?

zaneh: it would be fun and plenty of perks

zhang: hahaha

zaneh: LOL

zhang: XD

zaneh: we can start a door to door bra fitting service

zhang: LOL
you know, dream job right there
as long as we're successful too

zaneh: Knock Knock Hello mam we are here with the personal "touch" bra fitting service we specialize in a relaxing bra fitting experience in fact most of our clients like to take a nap after we are done
LOL ah... if only

zhang: lol
if only ^-^
nice sales pitch

zaneh: we can sell them the zhang wonder bra it offers firm yet comfortable support for even the largest of busts
you would just walk around behind them holding their boobs up so they look perky

zhang: hahaha
im sure theyd love that

zaneh: I bet they would

zhang: XD

zaneh: I can toaly see shizuru offering to do that for nats
"well Knot-ski this is the most exclusive piece of lingere you could ever hope to own... Don't let the gentle masaging bother you it's an extra bonus of owning the fujino wonder bra"

zhang: hahahaha

BREAST JOB EVER

03:27:24 PM <pokemoneg> Deathrowkrugerbot, want to talk about your dress?
03:27:26 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> pokemoneg: Sure, your dress about your dress dress about your dress dress about your dress dress about your dress sounds like a good topic.
03:27:33 PM <Hollowed-Words> LOL
03:27:33 PM <pokemoneg> <:l
03:27:36 PM <Hollowed-Words> DRESSCEPTION
03:27:41 PM <pokemoneg> OHMYGOD
03:27:41 PM <PsychoKat101> XDDDDDDDDDD
03:27:46 PM <pokemoneg> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03:27:49 PM <pokemoneg> SOMUCHDRESS
03:27:57 PM * pokemoneg pffft dies laughing

03:30:03 PM <pokemoneg> DeathRowKrugerBot: Will you be my wifu?
03:30:06 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> pokemoneg: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Do robots have wifu?
03:30:10 PM <pokemoneg> Pffft
03:30:12 PM <Hollowed-Words> LOL
03:30:19 PM <pokemoneg> DeathRowKrugerBot: yes
03:30:21 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> pokemoneg: So?
03:30:29 PM <pokemoneg> DeathRowKrugerBot: You are a vagina
03:30:30 PM <Wolvetta> DeathRowKrugerBot, SO MUCH SEX.
03:30:31 PM <pokemoneg> :l
03:30:32 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> pokemoneg: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a vagina? Only when it matters.
03:30:36 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> Wolvetta: Hurrah! Sex is more fun alone.
03:30:37 PM <pokemoneg> PFFFT
03:30:37 PM <Hollowed-Words> LOL.
03:30:46 PM <Hollowed-Words> omfg xD
03:30:50 PM <biohollowpoint> Loud thunder = too loud....I have to turn my computer off T~T
03:30:51 PM <PsychoKat101> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03:30:51 PM <pokemoneg> OHGOD
03:30:57 PM <pokemoneg> aw
03:31:00 PM <PsychoKat101> awz
03:31:00 PM <Wolvetta> DeathRowKrugerBot, MASTURBATION
03:31:02 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> Wolvetta: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
03:31:07 PM <PsychoKat101> <:l
03:31:21 PM <PsychoKat101> DeathrowKrugerbot, what is a penis?
03:31:26 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> PsychoKat101: Ask the open directory about it.
03:31:39 PM <PsychoKat101> .-.
03:31:46 PM <Wolvetta> DeathRowKrugerBot, rape PsychoKat101
03:31:47 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> Wolvetta: I do not understand.
03:31:54 PM <biohollowpoint> DeathRowKrugerBot, bye
03:31:56 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> biohollowpoint: Goodbye.
03:31:59 PM <PsychoKat101> DeathrowKrugerbot, do you have a penis?
03:32:01 PM <biohollowpoint> ~
03:32:01 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> PsychoKat101: I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman?
03:32:12 PM <Wolvetta> DeathRowKrugerBot, RAPE. IT IS SIMPLE.
03:32:17 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> Wolvetta: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Really. SIMPLE is?
03:32:22 PM <PsychoKat101> Deathrowkrugerbot, I'm whatever you want me to be bby ;D
03:32:24 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> PsychoKat101: Do you mind if I tell other people you are whatever you want me to be bby ;D.
03:32:28 PM <PsychoKat101> XD
03:32:49 PM <Wolvetta> DeathRowKrugerBot, YOUR AIML WAS RAPED.
03:32:52 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> Wolvetta: What about yours?
03:32:56 PM <pokemoneg> lol the responses still work
03:32:58 PM <biohollowpoint> DR kruger is nice to me lol
03:33:00 PM <Wolvetta> DeathRowKrugerBot, MINES INTACT
03:33:02 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> Wolvetta: I do not understand.
03:33:08 PM <PsychoKat101> MAIKAT
03:33:09 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> Wolvetta: No I am a highly intelligent being.
03:33:09 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> LOOK AT YOU ALL DOLLED UP AND PRETTY. YOU LOOK SO TASTY.
03:33:18 PM <Wolvetta> Nina
03:33:18 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> GOT RAPED
[b][b]03:33:22 PM <Wolvetta> Tomoe
03:33:22 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> (*・)σσσ(*゜Д゜*)
03:33:41 PM <Wolvetta> _¬
03:33:43 PM <pokemoneg> >3> Smut
03:33:47 PM <pokemoneg> Smut
03:33:47 PM <DeathRowKrugerBot> ..._〆(・∀・＠)

KrugerBot is still the best.

[14:11:42] * pokemoneg runs away from Kat's AIDs lazarr

[14:11:46] PsychoKat101 : Whydoyoualwaysstealmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[14:11:52] pokemoneg : XD

[14:11:54] PsychoKat101 : NEG STOLE MY CROTCH.

[14:12:01] pokemoneg : D:

[14:12:02] pokemoneg : wat.

[14:12:08] Entwined Lunatic Wolvetta : Crotch e.e

[14:12:14] pokemoneg : wat.wat.wat.wat.wat.

[14:12:16] PsychoKat101 : Oh you said from not with.

[14:12:16] * Entwined Lunatic Wolvetta peers over to Pokemon suspiciously

[14:12:18] pokemoneg : D:>

[14:12:22] PsychoKat101 : heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kat's AIDs lazarr uses skittles as it's energy source. >:3 CANADIANS AND THEIR TECHNOLOGY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF COUNTLESS PREDATOR OWLS!

Spoiler:

[21:12:06] PsychoKat101 : ....

[21:12:09] PsychoKat101 : Sparta.

[21:12:21] PsychoKat101 : He just... he just bit my nipple.

[21:12:29] Entwined Lunatic Wolvetta : O.o

[21:12:32] * PsychoKat101 cries forever

[21:12:40] Entwined Lunatic Wolvetta : o.O

[21:12:40] @ Hollowed-Words : .....................

[21:12:41] @ Hollowed-Words : LOL.

[21:38:18] * PsychoKat101 rolls around

[21:38:34] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : *helps roll the Kat around faster

[21:38:47] Highman : Hey Luu ever heard of Ayane Kourin and Sakura Hazakura

[21:38:55] PsychoKat101 : SIR.

[21:39:00] Highman : From the My Otome saga

[21:39:02] PsychoKat101 : I AM NOT A ROLLING PIN.

[21:39:15] Highman : I think we discuss that earlier

[21:39:18] PsychoKat101 : UNLESS THERE IS FLOUR ON THE COUNTER BENEATH THE PASTRY.

[21:39:40] PsychoKat101 : BECAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR DOUGH STICKING ON THE COUNTER.

[21:39:44] PsychoKat101 : I WILL TEAR.

[21:39:48] PsychoKat101 : IT*

[21:39:56] PsychoKat101 : AND YOUR COOKIES WILL BE RUINED.

[21:40:59] HollowPoint : you make cookies with dough, Kat?

[21:41:22] PsychoKat101 : e.e

[21:41:24] HollowPoint : Err..I guess I'm thinking of the wrong dough XD

[21:41:41] HollowPoint : "cookie dough" and bread "dough" XD

[21:41:46] PsychoKat101 : DO YOU MAKE A PIE WITH CREAM? ;D

[21:42:02] HollowPoint : No? 0_o

[21:42:02] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : Back. We did? o_o Isn't Sakura Hazakura from Sifr?

[21:42:14] Highman : Yeah

[21:42:20] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : YES!!!

[21:42:28] PsychoKat101 : BUT DO YOU FILL YOUR PIE WITH CREAM? ;D

[21:42:30] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : Oh okies, what about her?

[21:42:49] HollowPoint : Umm...still no?

[21:43:02] @ Hollowed-Words : .

[21:43:03] PsychoKat101 : THEN YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A VIRGIN.

Kat is the queen of making male members feel awkward.

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:Kat is the queen of making male members feel awkward.

Well, then, I guess I count as being part of the male population since supposedly I can impregnate Psycho, as she says anyway; since apparently, I need a condom. .___.

HELP ME LUU, I DON'T WANT A SPAWN OF ME AND PSYCHO DESTROYING THE FORUM!

Entwined Lunatic Wolvetta wrote:Well, then, I guess I count as being part of the male population since supposedly I can impregnate Psycho, as she says anyway; since apparently, I need a condom. .___.

HELP ME LUU, I DON'T WANT A SPAWN OF ME AND PSYCHO DESTROYING THE FORUM!

*Idly kicks PsychoWolve out the window*

Make good use of the condom Raven offered. You and your Facehugger tendencies will give birth to the ultimate evil....

CANNOT... STOP... BEING... RETARDED AND POSTING SHIT....

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[22:41:52] PsychoKat101 : Do you know what that means <>____<>

[22:41:58] PsychoKat101 : VIOLENT PENIS HIT.

[22:42:12] HollowPoint : Hmm..what are you doing I wonder, Hollowed? since you obviously aren't just staring at chat~ XD

[22:42:19] HollowPoint : O_o

[22:42:43] PsychoKat101 : We're actually having gay sex >:l

[22:42:54] * PsychoKat101 is pistolwhipped

[22:43:06] @ Hollowed-Words : xD

[22:43:20] PsychoKat101 : Ohthescandal

[22:43:22] @ Hollowed-Words : Listening to music

[22:43:25] @ Hollowed-Words : and thinking'

[22:43:27] HollowPoint : lol but you ARE staring at chat XD

[22:43:40] HollowPoint : Oh, I see.

[22:43:47] @ Hollowed-Words : xD

[22:43:52] PsychoKat101 : I SAID WE'RE HAVING GAY SEX, GET WITH THE TIMES.

[22:44:10] @ Hollowed-Words : XDDDDDDDDdd

[22:44:13] HollowPoint : But you're obviously staring right at the chat, Kat XD

[22:44:28] HollowPoint : I don't think you could focus if Hollowed was.... XD

[22:45:06] PsychoKat101 : ಠ_ಠ

[22:45:11] @ Hollowed-Words : ;D

[22:45:17] HollowPoint : Or..*gasp!* are you trying to say Hollowed is no good? XD

[22:45:32] @ Hollowed-Words : :O

[22:45:54] HollowPoint : So much so you need to still entertain yourself with chat? XD

[22:46:03] @ Hollowed-Words : xD

[22:46:22] PsychoKat101 : It's a dry ride for father .-.

[22:46:49] HollowPoint : Geh..I wish I didn't have an idea of what that's supposed to mean XD

[22:46:58] @ Hollowed-Words : XDDDDDDDD

[22:47:19] @ Hollowed-Words : The burning sensation >:U there will be more fires.

[22:47:27] PsychoKat101 : XD

[22:47:45] PsychoKat101 : My vagina will catch on fire ._____.

[22:47:46] HollowPoint : O_O Hollowed

[22:48:06] @ Hollowed-Words : xD

[22:48:30] * PsychoKat101 waves her flaming pelvis around

[22:48:39] @ Hollowed-Words : xDDDDDDDD

[22:48:44] HollowPoint : Your punishment for still looking at chat ;P

[22:48:52] @ Hollowed-Words : XD

[22:49:12] PsychoKat101 : I'll light your face on fire with my flaming crotch of destiny >:O

[22:49:40] HollowPoint : What the heck is that supposed to mean? XD

[22:49:54] @ Hollowed-Words : XD

[22:49:55] * Hollowed-Words dies

:DR Kruger: HollowPoint just can't win against Kat's insanity and weirdness~

Oh, god, last night in chat was a riot. I saved a bit of the convo, so here it is...

[00:05:21] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : Kyaaa, please stop...

[00:05:39] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : Neva~ *lickie lickie*

[00:05:52] PsychoKat101 : I'mokaywiththis,

[00:05:54] PsychoKat101 : .*

[00:05:58] MidnightPersona : THE LIGHTS WENT OUT FOR A SEC

[00:06:13] MidnightPersona : I'm gonna die ._.;

[00:06:24] PsychoKat101 : ._.

[00:06:27] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : Shiz...what are you doing to me, Shiz...with your big.....fat...HARD?!

[00:06:42] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : : Dats how much I luv u babeh~

[00:07:11] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : YOU HAVE A PENIS!!!

[00:07:13] PsychoKat101 : LOL

[00:07:17] PsychoKat101 : LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[00:07:23] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : We all do, get over it.

[00:07:34] PsychoKat101 : XDDDD

[00:07:44] WolvenBane08 : LOL

[00:07:46] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : Well then please, continue....and not so rough with the tip.

[00:07:47] PsychoKat101 : Mai's going to get a major beef injection

[00:08:36] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : : Tokiha mushroom delivery service~ *pokie pokie*

[00:08:48] PsychoKat101 : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[00:09:12] PsychoKat101 : *is glad she likes futanari*

[00:09:29] WolvenBane08 : XDDDDDD

[00:09:44] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE TOKIHA MUSHROOM!!! AAH! AAH!

[00:10:01] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : : Now eet dusn't...*inserts further*~

[00:10:12] MidnightPersona : ...

[00:10:15] * MidnightPersona dies

[00:10:28] * WolvenBane08 is dying laughing

[00:10:31] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : : HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST, SHIZURU...LAWANDA WHATEVERTHEFUCKYOURNAMEIS....I'M GETTING WOOSY HERE!!!!!!!!!!

[00:11:14] PsychoKat101 : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[00:11:25] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : : Soon u'll be passed out lyke a satisfeyed female Betta fish~

[00:11:34] PsychoKat101 : LOOOOOOOOOOL

XD In my sleepy state of mind, I'm surprised I was able to deliver a Mai-HiME/Otome lemon. There's nothing I haven't done yet. >:3 Except make a white babeh.

[11:45:06] MidnightPersona : I need more ramen

[11:45:54] Chie-sama : I'm hungry. Feed me.

[11:46:14] * PsychoKat101 cuts open Raven's shirt

[11:46:20] PsychoKat101 : Go crazy, Chichi.

[11:46:37] Tomoe : :O

[11:47:55] MidnightPersona : NO!

[11:48:06] * MidnightPersona puts on a new shirt

[11:48:16] * MidnightPersona gives Chie some pocky

[11:48:29] Tomoe : booooo

[11:48:34] @ Hollowed-Words : .

[11:48:36] PsychoKat101 : WOMAN

[11:48:45] * PsychoKat101 cuts open Raven's shirt again

[11:48:51] PsychoKat101 : FEED YOUR CHILD.

[11:49:34] @ Hollowed-Words : XD

[11:49:54] PsychoKat101 : Tits or gtfo.

[11:50:25] * Chie-sama rages

[11:50:32] Tomoe : I WANT MILK TOO

[11:50:33] @ Hollowed-Words : lol

[11:51:09] * PsychoKat101 cuts open her father's shirt and shoves her at Tomoe

[11:51:13] PsychoKat101 : PROBLEM SOLVED.

:shock: DOIWANTTOKNOW?!

NO, YOU WON'T :S

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[22:48:34] * Entwined Lunatic Wolvetta throws Tomoe at Midnight and rapes Kino

[22:48:43] @ Kino karutta-chan : I didn't even noticed :S

[22:48:46] Entwined Lunatic Wolvetta : GERMANIC ENGLISH LOVECHILD MUST HAPPEN ;T

[22:48:52] @ Kino karutta-chan : YAY :3

[22:49:11] MidnightPersona : ;-;

[22:49:13] @ Kino karutta-chan : We could call it KiWo

[22:49:17] @ Kino karutta-chan : or WoKi

[22:49:22] @ Kino karutta-chan : WoKi XDDDDd

[22:49:29] Tomoe : Is this the IMAGINATION box?

[22:49:33] @ Kino karutta-chan : Kiwi??

[22:49:34] @ Luu Sky Sapphire : Woki....*hangs myself*

[22:49:52] Entwined Lunatic Wolvetta : WOKI WOKI

Dunno if this counts, but it made me laugh. XD

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[22:04:35] * PsychoKat101 kills Mister Buttripper

[22:04:39] PsychoKat101 : Many times

[22:04:42] @ Hollowed-Words : omg

[22:04:43] @ Hollowed-Words : xD

[22:04:50] @ Hollowed-Words : just now?

[22:04:56] PsychoKat101 : lolno

[22:05:08] PsychoKat101 : Mister Buttripper was a daddy longlegs

[22:05:11] @ Hollowed-Words : lolunprovokedmurderofsomethingshelovedandnamed

[22:05:15] @ Hollowed-Words : HARDCORE RIBBON

[22:05:17] PsychoKat101 : :DD

[22:05:22] @ Hollowed-Words : But they're harmless xD

[22:05:30] @ Hollowed-Words : murderer.

^ LOL, oh that was epic and lulz XD <3

Yuri-hime wrote:^ LOL, oh that was epic and lulz XD <3

That's Kara for you ;D

A new friend… She’s crazy, perverted and lovely. /o/

Me: Shizu-chan, you’re very similar to a character...
Friend: Who? She’s from a hentai anime? O:
Me: NOOO! Fujino Shizuru, from Mai-HiME.
Friend: I’ll Google it...
*Seconds later*
Friend: Oh, This... Fujino is caaat... I would catch.
Me: No, she’s mine.
Friend: AND I’M ALSO YOURS, BABY! <3

Nice one by Veronica. Kara's self-convo is normal around here. lol