Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:05 pm

Granted...but now there's a giant hole in your body because you weren't specific about the spot...

I wish I could have the ability to cure all illnesses.

by **LyriumEidolon** Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:07 pm

Granted, but sooner or later, you'll become sick of everyone worshiping you as the messiah. Especially when word of mouth gets around and you find yourself swamped by millions of people wanting your attention.

I wish I could have more days where I put my feet up and relax

by **Midori Sugiura** Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:09 am

granted, however those days get interupted by aliens invading and fungus zombies

I wish I knew why Luu's FB picture has a walrus face

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:43 am

Granted: My girlfriend is responsible.

I wish I could have a Nintendo 1DS. Trollface

by **LyriumEidolon** Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:26 pm

Granted, but there are no games for it in stock anymore.

I wish I could get back into writing

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:17 am

Granted, but now you can't stop and made the entire world sick of you. XD

I wish I could shave my head. *_*

by **midori's crazy398** Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:20 am

Granted, but then you'll never be able to grow back your hair

I wish I knew German

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:26 am

Granted, but now you can't stop talking about bratwurst and poop fetishes! rei burn

I wish midori's crazy398 and Wakana would transform into guys, so I can see their reaction. :'3

by **midori's crazy398** Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:16 pm

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

I wish midori's crazy398 and Wakana would transform into guys, so I can see their reaction. :'3

>___> Granted, I hunt you down and curse you for changing me (not gonna speak for Wakana~ so expect a seperate response) now, you are a girl >: D Forever

I wish I could meet at least one attractive girl who isn't a bitch at my new school

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:34 pm

>:3 HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Granted, but you'll grow tired of this unrealistically nice girl who lacks an "edge".

I wish magic carpets were real.

by **midori's crazy398** Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:20 pm

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Granted, but now people's houses are in ruins cuz all their carpets are whizzing around the place, toppling everything down

I wish Akiri were real, just for one day, so I can see what she'd do

by **~Wakana~** Sat Sep 07, 2013 4:16 am

What ! Me ? A guy :affraid: ? You're mean Luu -pouts-
Well, it should be interesting, thou, fufufu~

@topic: granted, but you die with a heart attack the second she appears

I wish I end classes earlier

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:04 pm

Granted, but now you're getting lazy and fat from all the free time you wished for yourself~

I wish that actual Dolphins win the World Cup.

by **Midori Sugiura** Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:02 am

granted they come from the ocean and randomly win the Superbowl, then leave the planet with one last message "So long and thanks for all the fish" then we all die because the earth will be destroyed by aliens making a galactic superhighway

I wish the Rugby was on

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:28 am

Granted, but now Rugby has taken over all sport channels and people interest. You have accidentally caused the extinction of every other sport.

I wish Nina Wang deals with the situation in Syria...

by **Midori Sugiura** Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:34 pm

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:Granted, but now Rugby has taken over all sport channels and people interest. You have accidentally caused the extinction of every other sport.

I can live with that

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:I wish Nina Wang deals with the situation in Syria...

granted, she uses the Harmonium and uses it to destroy the planet, no more Syria...or anyone else for that matter

I wish I had a Lamb Kebab

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:37 pm

((I'm going to grant wishes like Calypso from the Twisted Metal games from now on....))

So, Midori Sugiura. Your wish is to have a Lamb Kebab?

YOU WISH IS GRANTED.

Unfortunately you never mentioned anything about being cooked, so have fun with your collection of live lambs with spears up their butts. Do not worry, the sounds of their suffering bleats don't last forever.

I AM LUU SKY SAPPHIRE. AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING MAI-MULTIVERSE.

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I wish for talking trees.

by **midori's crazy398** Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:44 pm

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:((I'm going to grant wishes like Calypso from the Twisted Metal games from now on....))

So, Midori Sugiura. Your wish is to have a Lamb Kebab?

YOU WISH IS GRANTED.

Unfortunately you never mentioned anything about being cooked, so have fun with your collection of live lambs with spears up their butts. Do not worry, the sounds of their suffering bleats don't last forever.

I AM LUU SKY SAPPHIRE. AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING MAI-MULTIVERSE.

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I wish for talking trees.

Granted, you receive a bag of talking weed, but because it can express it's ideas, you'll never get around to smoking it since it'll talk your ear off.

I wish I could draw like this: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=30416191

(Epic 15 year old Lucchini is epic kawaiidesuplz

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by **Midori Sugiura** Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:47 am

granted, you have the talent, but now lack fingers

I wish I could unwatch Winx Club

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Thu Sep 12, 2013 11:40 am

So, Midori Sugiura. Your wish is to have unwatch Winx Club?

YOU WISH IS GRANTED.

Thanks to you, Bloom and her valley-girl friends had their watches removed. Now they are coming after you in their ridiculous outfits for revenge.

I AM LUU SKY SAPPHIRE. AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING MAI-MULTIVERSE.

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I wish midori's crazy398 would acquire her own harem of moe girls~

by **Midori Sugiura** Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:00 pm

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:So, Midori Sugiura. Your wish is to have unwatch Winx Club?

YOU WISH IS GRANTED.

Thanks to you, Bloom and her valley-girl friends had their watches removed. Now they are coming after you in their ridiculous outfits for revenge.

Thank You Luu, you pulled them right into my trap!

"I am the flesh and bone of Mai fandom.
REM flows through my body, and Yuri is what courses through my blood.
I have created over a thousand AMVS.
Unknown to Sunrise.
Nor known to Funimation.
Many times I have withstood enormous pain to read thousands of doujinshi.
And yet, those hands that have braved so much will never make anything.
So as I pray now, I call forth 'Unlimited Multiverse Works'."

Let's just say everything Mai-Multiverse is at my disposal for my final assault! DIE WINX CLUB!

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:I wish midori's crazy398 would acquire her own harem of moe girls~

granted but you'll never know about it, ever

I wish they could translate Fate/Extra CCC

by **~Wakana~** Fri Sep 13, 2013 2:56 pm

Granted, but you spent a huge amount of money to buy it, and you never see it because some ninja intercept it before you receive it.

I wish I could play correctly any musical instrument

by **midori's crazy398** Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:02 pm

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

I wish midori's crazy398 would acquire her own harem of moe girls~

Oh but I have already acquired the ladies my friend, being the new girl at school is a beautiful thing. Natsuki Kruger2

,and I'm crushing on this awesome Junior in my Art class. She's a really nice person leek

:oops:

@Topic

Granted, but you can't afford to buy any instruments to play

I wish for a shot with my Sempai in school 0-0

by **Midori Sugiura** Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:28 am

granted you have a shot, but he GETS shot, The end

I wish I owned the Addams Family 1960s TV show

by **midori's crazy398** Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:54 am

Midori Sugiura wrote:he

NOOOOO! Dx , wait, I don't think I ever told you I'm a lesbian >_0. My senpai is a girl, and given that she missed school yesterday, I really hope she wasn't shot! Dx

Granted, as a result of your poor marketing, directing and scripting of the show, it has become one of the least popular shows of all time

I wish for SG's worldwide success

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