Re: The Awesome Collection of Quotes 2!

by **firesphere306** Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:37 pm

Agatha Trunchbull: Can you spell?

Amanda Thripp: Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday. We can spell "difficulty".

Agatha Trunchbull: You couldn't spell "difficulty" if your life depended on it.

Amanda Thripp: She taught us with a poem.

Agatha Trunchbull: A poem? How sweet. What poem would that be?

Amanda Thripp: Mrs. D, Mrs. I... Mrs. F-F-I. Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y!

Agatha Trunchbull: WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED? Mrs. D? Mrs. I? You're supposed to be teaching SPELLING, not poetry!

-Matilda (1996)

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:19 pm

[after Brody has been fired]

Martin Brody: Maybe they're right... I'm tired... I'm tired... Too damn tired...

Ellen Brody: Too damn drunk. That's what you are, too damn drunk.

- Jaws 2 (1978)

The underrated near-perfect sequel. Just about everything about the film is brilliant. What happened was that it had to follow it's perfectly done original. That will always cast a shadow on Jaws 2, unfortunately. However, no shark movies then or since can surpass it.

by **firesphere306** Wed Sep 23, 2015 7:41 pm

Rosalyn Rosenfeld: Why don't you just marry Carmine? Get a little gold microwave and put it on a chain around your neck! You wanna be more like Carmine? Why don't you build something, like he does? Instead of all your empty deals; they're just like your fuckin' science oven. You know, I read that it takes all of the nutrition out of our food! It's empty, just like your deals. Empty! Empty!

Irving Rosenfeld: Listen to this bullshit.

Rosalyn Rosenfeld: It's not bullshit! I read it in an article, look: By Paul Brodeur. Bring something into this house that's gonna take all the nutrition out of our food and then light our house on fire? Thank God for me.

American Hustle-2013

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:20 pm

"This little Red riding Hood has a basket full of kick ass!"

- Nilin from Remember Me

by **firesphere306** Sun Sep 27, 2015 5:24 pm

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the 75th year...of the Hunger Games. It was written in the charter of the games that every twenty-five years there will be a Quarter Quell. Now, on this the 75th anniversary of our defeat of the rebellion we celebrate the third Quarter Quell. As a reminder, that even the strongest cannot overcome the power of the Capitol. On this, the third Quarter Quell game, the male and female tributes are to be reaped from the existing pool of Victors in each district."

President Snow- Catching Fire- 2013

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:14 pm

Daffy: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!

Bugs: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?

- Space Jam (1996)

Pretty good passive-aggressive Disney burn!

by **Kuga Natsuki** Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:59 am

"Finally, some peace and quiet"
~ Old Toph from Legend Of Korra

by **firesphere306** Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:33 am

Kate Holbrook: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?

Angie Ostrowiski: I don't know.

Kate Holbrook: What do you mean, you don't know? You think you're at an Arby's right now?

Angie Ostrowiski: You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's 'cause there's better food and cooler people there!

Kate Holbrook: Did you stick *all* this gum under here?

Angie Ostrowiski: I don't know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there.

Kate Holbrook: Yeah, actually, you might be right. 'Cause sometimes, when I work a really long day, I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!

Angie Ostrowiski: Bitch, I don't know your life!

Baby Mama-2008

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:45 pm

"Two roadblocks and an all points bulletin wouldn't stop a five year old!"

- Dr. Sam Loomis from Halloween (1978)

Yes, Malcolm McDowell said the same thing in Rob Zombie's remake. But Donald Pleasence said it better.

by **firesphere306** Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:37 pm

"Wanna see what I got you today? It's a mockingjay pin, to protect you. And as long as you have it, nothing bad will happen to you, okay? I promise."

-Katniss Everdeen: The Hunger Games-2012

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:13 pm

Why did you kill my teacher?!"

"WHY DID YOU KILL MY TEACHER?!?"

*Chen Zhen combos Feng several times; killing him.*

"WHY DID YOU KILL MY TEACHER?!?!?!!?!?"

- Chen Zhen from Fist of Fury (1972)

by **firesphere306** Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:01 pm

"You're so used to being on the road and having a schedule that the insanity seeps in when you're sitting at home and there's nothing going on that day. I remember the first time we got off one of our first big tours, I told my guys, "Go home to your girlfriends." The next day, all my guys texted me like, "Do you wanna, like, do something? Let's all go bowling. I can't hang with people that live normal lives."

Lzzy Hale

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Fri Oct 23, 2015 8:18 pm

"So from here on end, the American wrestling fans coast to coast-CAN KISS MY ASS!"

- Bret "The Hitman" Hart

by **Kuga Natsuki** Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:46 pm

"I was so angry the Vikings could have written sagas about me" - my friend

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sun Nov 22, 2015 11:27 pm

"My son, remember me in your stories and in your songs. Know that I will always love you, always."

- Bronagh from Song of the Sea (2014)

by **Kuga Natsuki** Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:54 pm

[while completely calm] "Can't you see I'm completely engulfed with rage?"
~ Sapphire from Steven Universe

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:52 pm

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

- Nada from They Live

by **Kuga Natsuki** Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:50 pm

"Is that the girl from gym class?"
"No, that's me"
"Oh..."
"Who is she, and why does she have her own song?"
"Did someone take my lunch?"
~ From the Pepper Ann opening theme song

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Tue Dec 22, 2015 1:05 pm

Rey: You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

Stormtrooper: What did you say?

Rey: You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

Stormtrooper: I will tighten these restraints, scavenger scum!

Rey: You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

Stormtrooper: I will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

[he does so]

Rey: You will drop your gun.

Stormtrooper: And I'll drop my gun.

- Star Wars: The Force Awakens

by **Kuga Natsuki** Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:05 am

"Old sport"
~ Jay Gatsby

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:59 pm

"I'd like to see his bald-headed black ass back in a radio car in South Central."

- Eldon Perry Jr. from Dark Blue (2002)

by **Kuga Natsuki** Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:25 am

"You CLOD!"
~ Peridot from Steven Universe

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:07 pm

"I didn't think there was this much green in the whole galaxy."

- Rey from The Force Awakens

(Clearly, she's never been to the forest moon of Endor! Obvious, but true nonetheless~)

by **Kuga Natsuki** Tue Jan 12, 2016 3:12 am

"I've seen your junk before"
~ Amethyst from Steven Universe

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:18 pm

"Asps... very dangerous! You go first."

- Sallah from Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

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