The following Mai-HiME characters fail at...

holy Mikoto's melons you're right!

RedEyedWolf wrote:holy Mikoto's melons you're right!

XD What melons? The girl thought hers were starting to grow in at the ending of Episode 26. I didn't see it.

that is exactly why i said it also because it sounded cool in my head haha cuz no one ever talks about Mikoto's cuz they aren't there! XD

Mikoto Fails at having Melons

Natsuki does not fail at pointing out that the only thing Nao is good at breaking is the rules.

Shiho also fails at having Melons.

You know what? Everyone fails at having Melons compared to Mai. But then, according to the first Animation Book, Haruka's Melons are MUCH bigger than Mai's.

https://ltahime.forumotion.com/mai-hime-discussion-f3/mai-hime-bust-sizes-x3-guide-t206.htm

Sadly Miss Suzushiro doesn't know how to promote those bazoomas of hers. >_>

Everyone in this picture fails at being relevant. Especially Tate.

That Beta-Nina clone fails are being relevant the most. Cool character design and they didn't use her till Otome. O_o;;

Then Sunrise decided to use a Phoenix Down on her for the Mai-Otome blu-ray special:

http://shiznat.webs.com/apps/videos/videos/show/9533951-mai-otome-blu-ray-special-subbed-

haha nina does not fail at being a shiznat love child

She will never know who her awesome parents were. :( Especially her father, Natsuki.

XD

it's upsetting.
everyone fails to notice how alike Nina and Natsuki are.

Haha, yes.

Natsuki fails at staying out of sexy bondage positions.

Hollowed-Words wrote:Haha, yes.

Natsuki fails at staying out of sexy bondage positions.

Oh Oh Oh you get Kudos for that one!

Notice how she never struggles. ^___^ You know you love it, Kuga.

Shizuru's weapon does not fail at breaking giant bells made of something like steel however it does seemingly fail at hurting normal people.

seriously i don't remember her ever actually cutting someone...

Why thank you, RedEyedWolf! Of course Kuga loves it ;P

Natsuki does not fail at letting her love for Takeda show through this loving expression.

best expression ever! XD

Kuga does not fail at having great aim when she DOESN'T need it, however she does fail at aiming when fighting the Himes... usually shizuru

RedEyedWolf wrote:seriously i don't remember her ever actually cutting someone...

Except Diana, which doesn't count. That's a something.

Hollowed-Words wrote:Natsuki does not fail at letting her love for Takeda show through this loving expression.

And this expression:



Natsuki. Creator of the Lifetime Channel. Eliminate everything with a penis!

OMG xD Yes! Men are bad and will hurt you because this is Lifetime.

Lifetime.....? *tilts head*

RedEyedWolf wrote:Lifetime.....? *tilts head*

From Urban Dictionary:

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians


a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.
I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

Nothing wrong with a channel for women, but it seems this network is run by men-hating extreme feminists.

ouch that must suck
and i had no idea

RedEyedWolf wrote:ouch that must suck
and i had no idea

XD I don't mind it. The whole concept is 95% bullshitt, but it's entertaining, that's why I watch it sometimes. XD

Takeda fails at focusing on his training.

The slightest "Kyaaa! My bikini top!" will make him go batshit.

is there a channel for men?

Mikoto fails at not raping Mai while they sleep

Natsuki fails at asking questions first, shooting second.