The Random Mai-HiME/Otome Emote FREE RP! ANYONE CAN JOIN!

So, this crazy lil idea suddenly hit me as I was making my latest post...everyone seems to enjoy 'roleplaying' all the different Mai series characters using the lovely provided emotes~
So why not have an entire thread devoted to all the wacky, crazy, lulzy emote conversations and interactions that are usually spread out throughout the forum in a bunch of different threads ^.^

Anyone can jump in~
And to get the ball rolling I'll start! :)

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Shizuru, have I told you lately that your butt is extra large~?

Why Nao, I didn't realize that you enjoyed looking at my derriere so much~

...... *glares ice daggers at Nao* Duran! Load Silver Cartridge...now! DX

XDDDDDD It's no secret that we use the emotes often~ This will be fun!

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: *lurks in the shadows* My Okuzaki senses tell me that the "Sandwich" trio are up to no good again.

: What the Hell is a SHIZNATNAO anyway!? WHAT A RETREATED NAME!!!

: Haruka-dear...it's....

: NOT NOW, YUKINO! I NEED TO SPY ON THAT BUBUZUKE WOMAN!

: You gave away our position with the way you talk. Now everyone know Okuzaki here. Okuzaki cannot master the art of invisibility this way. Okuzaki will go die somewhere now. ;_;

Please let me know if I do anything wrong! This is my first time in the RP part of this forum, or any forum...

Nao: "Hah, like you could do anything to hurt me, you stupid mutt... Julia!" *Julia materializes*
Nao and Natsuki (and Duran and Julia): *prepare to fight*
Shizuru: *thinks to herself* 'My, two lovely ladies fighting over me...how lucky am I?' *regains her senses and rationally steps between the bristling Natsuki and Nao* "Now-now, let's stop this fighting and try to come to a more sexy-ahem! I mean, peaceful, alternative..."

Meanwhile...
Haruka: *hears Shizuru say "Now-now"* "What?! The bubuzuke woman has chosen Nao?! What is that idiot thinking?! Enough with the rhinocerous! I'm going to go set things straight!"
Yukino: *tries to stop Haruka from interfering* "Haruka-chan! Wait! You shouldn't interfere!...And it's 'reconniassance,' not 'rhinoceros'..."

Meanwhile, meanwhile...
Takumi: "Don't worry, Akira, you're still a 'master of invisibility' to me..." *does his best to comfort Akira* *suddenly looks confused* "...And what's this about ShizNatNao being the 'Sandwich-trio'?..."

((You're doing the roleplay just right! I think Yuri-chan can agree that an emote roleplay doesn't have to be coherent nor follow any kind of storyline. It's just for fun~))

: No, seriously, why am I even part of this "Sandwich"? What makes me so damn desirable to women around the world?!

: Next Natsuki-chan will wonder what color the sky is~

: People ship me with the mutt because we're so "alike". I don't know about my cousin Yuuki, but I like the idea of having my head in-between Natsuki's legs.

: Somebody wants to see the world of the stars soon, doesn't she?~

: Uh...calm your titties Shizuru.....you have that crazy look in your eye again...

((Thanks! =]))

Shizuru: "Maybe you can help me calm them, Nat-su-ki..." *suggestive wink*
Natsuki: *blushes*
(before Natsuki can respond)
Mai: *pops in randomly* "Are we talking about Natsuki-ships?"
Natsuki: *very confused* "Mai...what are you doing here?"
Mai: "If Natsuki's in the middle, I want in on this 'sandwich'..."
Natsuki, Nao, and Shizuru: "What?!"
Natsuki: "But, Mai! Aren't we just friends?!"
Mai: "In many cases, yes. But..." *points to a nearby tree where three writers (Luu, Yuri-hime, and MissSoccerNinja) are sitting and typing away on laptops* "...The Alphard-look-alike up there, although she's a loyal Shiznat fan, is convinced that you and I have the ultimate 'bromance'..."
Natsuki: "What the hell is a 'bromance'?!"
Mai: (ignoring Natsuki) *continues her sentence*"...which sometimes turns romantic for the sake of comedy..."
(Awkward pause...)
Nao Yuuki: *randomly popping in as well* "I second what Zhang said earlier... I've been wanting to get into Natsuki's pants for a long time...Why do you think I tied her up so much in My-Hime?"

((LMFAO XDD Brilliant Ninja-chan! I loved your additions, and of course Luu's is win as well ^^
I'll jump in later when I can think of something to add as well~ =3)

DuranDuran wrote:(( ~wolf... *looks around* ...Can teh puppy join in?))

(( Please do! =D ))

DuranDuran wrote:(( ~wolf... *looks around* ...Can teh puppy join in?))

Definitely! The more, the merrier! =]

Shizuru: "Yes, DuranDuran is definitely welcome to join in on the 'sandwich'..." *winks at DuranDuran*
Me: "Haha, Shizuru, I meant that DuranDuran is welcome to join in on writing in this thread," *pauses a minute* :scratch: *shrugs* "But there's no reason she can't do what you said as well!" ;P XD

: OI! There are too many people in this sandwich!!! And now you're letting my mecha puppy in here!? I know he..she..whatever the hell it is...has this "thing" for my underwear, but DAMMIT!

: Natsuki. You know what your problem is? You got no game.

: Ara, and you are?

: The sexiest woman you will ever have, Shizuru-oneesamafromanothershow! *_*

: *arrives* Shit, we're too late....*spazzymcspaz*

~Bark!!!!
Teh puppy is happy to be here....
*blinks then nuzzles Shizuru* Shizuru~sama!!!!! You do care!!!!!! *licks hand* I tis happy... since... you and Master Natsuki are together... does that make you parcially my master to?!
Iryo-(aka-me)- That is very true, SoccerNinja... Duran could do that... XD
*notices Tomoe and growls lightly*

: *petz ze Duran-pup* Consider me and Natsuki-chan your new mommies~

: *BLUSH* WE HAD CHILDREN!?

: Stupid mutt. Both of you. *notices the growling* You better growl at something else before I bitch slap you.

*nuzzles Shizuru's hand* Yay!!!! I have mommies!!!!
*looks at Tomoe crouching down, growl turning to a snarl* Permission to bite and or maul and or fire mommy? *glances at Natsuki and Shizuru*

Awesome posts, you guys! XD

Nao: *raises her eyebrow at the situation in above posts*"...What the hell is going on here?..."
Mai: *hands on her hips, observing but puzzled as well* "I don't really know..." *turns to Nao* "Hey, Nao, wanna go and make our own sandwich?"
Nao: *raises her eyebrow at Mai. After a moment of consideration, shrugs* "Sure, why not. But...I think we'll need at least one more person in order to make this a true 'sandwich'..."
Haruka: *bursts into the scene with Yukino following closely behind* "Bubuzuke! Stop right there! You're about to make a huge mista-" *sees that the situation has changed a great deal since she was last featured in a post* "...What's going on here?...Where did that teal-haired woman come from? And the mecha! And, hey!" *turns angrily to Mai and Nao, who are circling around Yukino while nodding approvingly*
( Yukino: *shyly and nervously* "W-what are you two doing?")
Haruka: "Stop looking at my girlfriend like she's a piece of mead!"
Yukino: "That's, 'meat,' Haruka-chan..."
Haruka: "That's what I said! Anyway, you two, stop this at once!"
Mai: *ignoring Haruka, turns to Nao and nods* "She's the one."
Nao: "Agreed....But," *lazily jerks her thumb back toward the fuming Haruka* "What are we going to do about the loud one?"
Mai: *eyes Haruka* "She can join too!" *puts her arm around Haruka*
Haruka: "Hey! What are you-"
Nao: "Alright." *picks up Yukino, and Mai and Nao drag/carry Harukino out of the scene*

: *plants her body on top of Mai* FORGET THE SANDWICHES, MAI! WHERE ARE MY MELONS! *snuggles her face in-between Mai's boobs*

: UGH! It's not like you can actually EAT boobs, you simpleton "Cat Goddess"!

: Why not? I nom your twins all the time~

Mai: "M-Mikoto!" *blushes as the nuzzling intensifies* "There you are! I've been wondering where you went off to..." *with visible effort to concentrate on anything but Mikoto's snuggling* "N-Nao...Mikoto's joining the sandwich..."
Nao: "That's alright with me." *picks up both Haruka and Yukino while Mai carries Mikoto offscreen as well*

Natsuki: "Shizuru! Th-That's not the same thing!"
Shizuru: "Of course it is, Natsuki. Mikoto and I both use our mouthes and tongues to-"
Natsuki: "That's enough! I...I know what happens..." *blushes crimson* X.
Shizuru: "Yes..." *fantasizes about 'what happens'...*
Natsuki: "Besides, we haven't given DuranDuran permission to bite or maul or fire yet..."
Shizuru: *snaps out of her daydream* "Ara, we haven't yet! Duran-chan," *turns to DuranDuran and smiles happily* "I give you permissin to use any non-lethal force necessary to keep Tomoe-san away from Natsuki and me..." *turns back to Natsuki and looks at her intently* *still addressing DuranDuran* "Play with Tomoe-san and everybody else who tries to interfere for as long as you wish to...I'm in dire need of some... alone time with my Natsuki..." *advances toward Natsuki hungrily*
Natsuki: :shock: :pale: "...Shizuru?..."

: There will NO alone time between you two while I'm here. *fantasies about Shizuru*

: *calculates* Tomoe's lesbian Passion of Youth readings are off the charts! OVER 9,000!!!! Even Anh Lu doesn't have a yuri count that high!

: *pouts and gets self-conscious* You know, sometimes I feel like Tomoe loves Shizuru more than I do. *lies in a corner and sobs*

: THAT'S BECAUSE I'M BLUNT AND HONEST ABOUT MY FEELINGS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

: DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU!!!!!! *LOCKS AND LOADS*

Shizuru: "Oh, Natsuki..." *captures her angry Natsuki in a loving hug* "I know you love me. You just do it in your own awkward, flustered, emotionally-inept way." *kisses Natsuki's cheek softly, and looks at her honesty* "And I wouldn't have it any other way." *smiles happily*
Natsuki: *wide-eyed, blushes pink* "Sh-...Shizuru..." *blushes more*
Shizuru: "I could do with some more sex, though..." *places a thoughtful finger on her chin*
Natsuki: Xo "Shizuru!"

MissSoccerNinja wrote: Shizuru: "I could do with some more sex, though..." *places a thoughtful finger on her chin*
Natsuki: Xo "Shizuru!"

(LOL, nice. That cracked me up XDD)

Yuri-hime wrote:

MissSoccerNinja wrote: Shizuru: "I could do with some more sex, though..." *places a thoughtful finger on her chin*
Natsuki: Xo "Shizuru!"

(LOL, nice. That cracked me up XDD)

Thanks! =] X3

*Duran barks and nots at Shizuru* Yes mama. *pounces on Tomoe before picking her up by the back of her shirt and carrying her off*

Shizuru: "Ara, thank you very much, Duran-chan." *smiles happily* "Make sure to be home in time for breakfast tomorrow morning, though. I'll prepare your favorite breakfast food, as thanks for keeping Tomoe out of Natsuki's and my evening affairs."
Natsuki: "Hey, how come you're not going to make my favorite food tomorrow...?" *pouts*
Shizuru: *smiles and chuckles, wrapping her arms around Natsuki* "Because I'll be making your favorite tonight."
Natsuki: :scratch: "What?"
Shizuru: "Such a silly girl..." *smiles mischievously and whispers in Natsuki's ear* "Am I not your favorite "food"?"
Natsuki: *blushes crimson and sputters unintelligibly*
Shizuru: *laughs happily and kisses Natsuki's cheek* "Just kidding. I'll also prepare Natsuki's favorite breakfast food for Natsuki tomorrow morning." :)

: *pushes Duran off and kicks down the door* WELL! WELL! WELL! What do we have here...TWO mutts hanging around MY woman. I thought I told you to scram, Kuga. I don't need sexually frustrated women around my Shizuru-oneesama. <3

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote: : *pushes Duran off and kicks down the door* WELL! WELL! WELL! What do we have here...TWO mutts hanging around MY woman. I thought I told you to scram, Kuga. I don't need sexually frustrated women around my Shizuru-oneesama. <3

Natsuki: "Hey! I'm not sexually frustrated anymore! Er, I mean- I'm not sexually frustrated!"

MissSoccerNinja wrote: Natsuki: "Hey! I'm not sexually frustrated anymore! Er, I mean- I'm not sexually frustrated!"

: See everyone? This is what I mean by MUTTS. They can't think straight. Neither can I, but I ain't straight now...am I? *snuggles up to Shizuru-oneesama*

: Beep. Marguerite Tomoe's shallowness has reached critical mass. Beep.