Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]

by **Twisted Eternal Wolvetta** Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:22 pm

Kino karutta-chan wrote:Nah. Still -

~~:'D~~

You're just jealous of my failing ways Kino. INTO THE BOX NOW. ;DDD

by Kino karutta-chan Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:25 pm

Why would I be jealous of that. I get my way, when I want to : P
*goes into the box anyway*

by **Twisted Eternal Wolvetta** Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:31 pm

Kino karutta-chan wrote:Why would I be jealous of that. I get my way, when I want to : P
*goes into the box anyway*

*Idly remembers that her old box is overflowing with cats and runs away with her new one whilst Kino gets overwhelmed by Mikoto Cats*.

AND SO THAT IS THAT KINO. *Flies out the thread*.

by Kino karutta-chan Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:20 pm

That never bothered me before and it won't now ö.ö *shrugs*

by **Lerena** Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:45 pm

Dad: "That house burned down."
Brother: "Good. That house was stupid. I hated that house."
Dad: "You're implying that houses can be stupid."
Brother: "No, I'm not, Dad. Houses are inanimate objects, so they can't think. I'm saying that I found that house to be hideous."
Dad: "That's true. They are inanimate. By that logic, however, you're saying that houses are not intelligent beings, yet you also believe that they're stupid. How can an inanimate object be stupid?"
Brother: "Houses are not stupid! They don't have the ability to think or do anything, so it's impossible for houses to be stupid!"
Dad: "In order for your intelligence to be measured you must be able to show it off in some form. Houses do not have a brain, so they are incapable of being intelligent beings."
Brother: "Exactly. But what I'm saying is; they can't be stupid either."
Dad: "That may be true, but you're arguing that the house was stupid, so your claim is invalid."
Brother: "No, Dad. No. You're speaking from a dumb point of view. I'm not doing this anymore. Clearly I am right and you are wrong."
Dad: "We can't have an intelligent debate if you aren't willing to consider both sides of the argument."
Brother: "Whatever."

Half the problem with this conversation is I don't remember all of it and I greatly shortened the argument. It was a conversation of epic proportions too, but I probably just ruined it with my bad memory.

by Sergay Tate Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:45 pm

Lerena wrote:Dad: "That house burned down."
Brother: "Good. That house was stupid. I hated that house."
Dad: "You're implying that houses can be stupid."
Brother: "No, I'm not, Dad. Houses are inanimate objects, so they can't think. I'm saying that I found that house to be hideous."
Dad: "That's true. They are inanimate. By that logic, however, you're saying that houses are not intelligent beings, yet you also believe that they're stupid. How can an inanimate object be stupid?"
Brother: "Houses are not stupid! They don't have the ability to think or do anything, so it's impossible for houses to be stupid!"
Dad: "In order for your intelligence to be measured you must be able to show it off in some form. Houses do not have a brain, so they are incapable of being intelligent beings."
Brother: "Exactly. But what I'm saying is; they can't be stupid either."
Dad: "That may be true, but you're arguing that the house was stupid, so your claim is invalid."
Brother: "No, Dad. No. You're speaking from a dumb point of view. I'm not doing this anymore. Clearly I am right and you are wrong."
Dad: "We can't have an intelligent debate if you aren't willing to consider both sides of the argument."
Brother: "Whatever."

Half the problem with this conversation is I don't remember all of it and I greatly shortened the argument. It was a conversation of epic proportions too, but I probably just ruined it with my bad memory.

you didn't wreck it at all, i found that to be quite amusing xD if the real conversation was far more epic, it would've been quite the spectacle to behold! lol

by **Cheshire Kat** Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:25 am

Wolvy Johnson 9:15 pm
TOKIHA THE FARMER
Tokiha: I HAVE THREE COWS AND TWELVE SHEEP, HOWEVER MY SHEEP DOG, NATSUKI IS BEING A CUNT
Tokiha: The hens scared her off .-.

Kat Lawson 9:16 pm
Tokiha: SHE KEEPS HUMPING THAT SOW, SHIZURU

Kat Lawson 9:17 pm
...Now I am imagining that cast as a typical farm family stereotype
Tokiha- father, Nao- Mother, Mai- Daughter who wants nothing to do with farm life, Tomoe- THAT CITY SLICKER WHO WANTS TO TAKE THE DAUGHTER AWAY

Wolvy Johnson 9:18 pm
CITY GIRL

Kat Lawson 9:19 pm
Why
Why can I see Tokiha wearing overalls and a plaid shirt so easily

Wolvy Johnson 9:20 pm
Mai: *Screams and throws chickens in every direction* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHGJDFIOIGBJHDFIOBJDFUHAGHHHH

Kat Lawson 9:21 pm
LOL
Nina, Arika and Erstin chickens
Miss Maria horse ._.

Wolvy Johnson 9:21 pm
Miss Maria: YOU MAY NOT RIDE UPON ME UNTIL YOU PROOF YOUR PURPOSE AND THAT IT IS A REASONABLE ONE.
Miss Maria: GO AND RIDE THE SHIZMOO.

Kat Lawson 9:22 pm
Tokiha: BUT SHIZURU IS A SOW D;

Wolvy Johnson 9:22 pm
Miss Maria: SHE WANTED ADVENTURE, SO SHE GOT IT.

by **SpiralDasher** Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:02 am

This is what happens when you mix Dash with coffee. ADHD can be fun at times. <3

Spoiler:

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:07 pm

SpiralDasher wrote:FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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by **Veronica-Searrs** Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:14 pm

SpiralDasher wrote:This is what happens when you mix Dash with coffee. ADHD can be fun at times. <3

Spoiler:

LOL LOL LOL
COFFEE!

by **Cheshire Kat** Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:05 pm

Wolvy Johnson 12:42 pm
CRUMPETS
Pfft, one of the old carry on films was on about ginger nuts
Fffff, I love those biscuits

Kat Lawson 12:43 pm
IwanttosaysomethingdirtybutI'mnotgoingto

Wolvy Johnson 12:43 pm
I knew it.

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:01 am

Cheshire Kat wrote:Wolvy Johnson 12:42 pm
CRUMPETS
Pfft, one of the old carry on films was on about ginger nuts
Fffff, I love those biscuits

Kat Lawson 12:43 pm
IwanttosaysomethingdirtybutI'mnotgoingto

Wolvy Johnson 12:43 pm
I knew it.

Hohoho~ Meh loves your banterz~ It's like you can read your lover's thoughts, although this was a bit obvious for Wolvetta Big Dick Johnson. >:'3

by **Cheshire Kat** Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:04 am

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:
Cheshire Kat wrote:Wolvy Johnson 12:42 pm
CRUMPETS
Pfft, one of the old carry on films was on about ginger nuts
Fffff, I love those biscuits

Kat Lawson 12:43 pm
IwanttosaysomethingdirtybutI'mnotgoingto

Wolvy Johnson 12:43 pm
I knew it.

Hohoho~ Meh loves your banterz~ It's like you can read your lover's thoughts, although this was a bit obvious for Wolvetta Big Dick Johnson. >:'3

>:3 Big dick you say? Everyone knows I'm the seme in this relationship! Whatareyousmoking!?

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:16 am

Cheshire Kat wrote:>:3 Big dick you say? Everyone knows I'm the seme in this relationship! Whatareyousmoking!?

FICTION.

And Mexican grass, sankyewverymuch~

by **Cheshire Kat** Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:37 am

Here's what happens when you hype me up on cola and give me a knife and a cardboard box. Leah offers Play-By-Play.

LOTS OF SWEARING AND RACIST COMMENTS AHEAD

--

Kat Lawson 12:21 am
it's Leah. I offer you a play by play.
it giggles

Kat Lawson 12:22 am
"god I shaved my legs so unevenly today it's horrible"
"look kitty, you wanna come out? look at it. come one, it's closing soon. COME ON. come look at the pretty flowers REx, come look at the pretty flowers"
"I'm gonna spread you like a whore"
"are you calling me an it? you twat. look at my fucking legs. LOOK AT THE<"
them*

Wolvy Johnson 12:23 am
o_O
O_o

Kat Lawson 12:23 am
"rex are you still in there?" /gets violently attacked" DAFACK:

Kat Lawson 12:24 am
/poked box with cardboard, screams like a pathetic female when Rex shows signs of life"
"Oy vay" cuts cardboard/
/pokes box/ "you wanna fucking dance?!"
"I'm dyyyyyying~"
"TAKE IT. TAKE IT."
"We're ridiculing you, Rex."
"he prolly wants out of the box man.. fuck that"
"is it cool if I open the box man? you gonna leap out at me or some shit?"
"I'm gonna be great with kids"

Kat Lawson 12:27 am
".. call him a Mexican bastard and check his coat for drugs before he goes over the border"

"ahaha.. I'm laughing like a little girl again"
"DAFAQ"
"I need a thinner stick. this one is good" /cuts it/ "loltoo short"
" bet that slippery bastard is gonna slip out that back window like a newborn"

Kat Lawson 12:29 am
"you pasty bastard"
"it's like a 1x1 inch hole"
"he's enjoying him self. haha he ran away, THAT'S RIGHT BITCH- RUN."

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:00 pm

*playing Gears of War 3 online*

Friend: Dude, why do you always pick Anya?

Me: Cuz she's my bitch.

by **ookamidesu** Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:28 pm

[23:18:55] depression76 : EHHH?
[23:19:01] depression76 : Dx you call her that?
[23:19:07] depression76 : ....I'll call her fishy then
[23:19:12] depression76 : HERE FISHY FISHY
[23:19:23] ookamidesu : [shrugs] why not? it's just a word to me... and it makes her squirm
[23:19:29] IlliterateKoi : D;
[23:19:42] depression76 : >u< dekinai!!
[23:19:43] depression76 : fishy
[23:19:47] depression76 : FISHY
[23:20:09] depression76 : http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-c1PHgVTk4rM/TqLy3w6YP7I/AAAAAAAADMs/VPKH40ewmJk/s1600/Koi%2Bfish%2Btattoos%2Bfor%2Bgirls%2Bcome%2Bin%2Bbeautiful%2Bdesigns%2B7.jpg
[23:20:12] depression76 : fried fish
[23:20:24] IlliterateKoi :
[23:20:24] ookamidesu : lol
[23:20:29] Nagi joined the chat on Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:20 pm
[23:20:38] IlliterateKoi : HELP ME!
[23:20:44] ookamidesu : why'd you choose this name anyhow, koi?
[23:20:49] IlliterateKoi : *clings to chie*
[23:20:54] ookamidesu : hahaha hi nagi
[23:21:11] ookamidesu : you are clinging to a villain, koi
[23:21:12] ookamidesu : o.o
[23:21:25] Nagi : heyo
[23:21:32] IlliterateKoi : but she isn't being mean to me right now D;
[23:22:05] depression76 : NAGIII
[23:22:13] depression76 : we've got fried fish for your bfast today xD
[23:22:14] IlliterateKoi : and I don't know why I picked this name...I;ve been using it for a fe years so I don't remember XD
[23:22:14] depression76 : want?
[23:22:21] IlliterateKoi : NO
[23:22:31] Nagi : yeah I'm not being mean to Koi fish ;O) for now
[23:22:34] IlliterateKoi : >.<
[23:22:37] depression76 : illiterate FISHY
[23:23:21] IlliterateKoi : don't add the for now...makes me worry XD
[23:23:32] Nagi : I need some mayo with that fried fish. And chilli sauce *w*
[23:23:36] IlliterateKoi : I AM NOT A FISH
[23:23:42] IlliterateKoi : DX
[23:23:54] IlliterateKoi : ...
[23:24:03] depression76 : I only has chilli sauce xD you get the rice kay?
[23:24:04] IlliterateKoi : NOR AM I ILLITERATE XD
[23:24:06] depression76 : YAY FRIED FISH
[23:24:06] Nagi : Koi fish
[23:24:34] depression76 : but fishy are delish koi xD at least you cost more than my manga collection haha
[23:24:45] ookamidesu : lol
[23:24:53] Nagi : YAY CHILLI SAUCE XD no rice for me~
[23:25:14] ookamidesu : you clung to someone who wants to eat you koi.... bad move
[23:25:21] IlliterateKoi : XP
[23:25:57] IlliterateKoi : well, I guessI'm beat. If you girls wanna eat me then go ahead ;D
[23:25:59] depression76 : eh no rice? GOHAN WA OKAZU DA YO
[23:26:12] depression76 : lol she said go ahead nagi xD
[23:26:30] Nagi : YAY
[23:26:38] ookamidesu : itadakimasu!
[23:26:43] Nagi :
[23:27:04] * depression76 gives out forks
[23:27:05] * Nagi dips Koi in chilli sauce
[23:27:29] * depression76 stabbity stab fishy

by **IlliterateKoi** Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:32 pm

T_T

by **ookamidesu** Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:36 pm

IlliterateKoi wrote: T_T

Aww! You know we love you. :D

Sara's muffin? Sara

by **depression76** Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:37 pm

ookamidesu wrote:
IlliterateKoi wrote: T_T

Aww! You know we love you. :D

Sara's muffin?

More like get her a bottle of chilli sauce xDDD

by **ookamidesu** Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:57 pm

More randomness~!

[23:47:17] depression76 : lol
[23:47:20] ookamidesu : Koi is
[23:47:22] depression76 : wat are you oscar the grouch? xD
[23:47:35] depression76 : eh? koi is what? O_o
[23:47:38] ookamidesu : lol
[23:47:49] IlliterateKoi : I AM?
[23:48:04] Nagi : don't make me spit out my tea! XD Oscar!?
[23:48:11] depression76 : EH WAT *is lost
[23:48:16] depression76 : oscar lives in the trashcan! xD
[23:48:17] Nagi : LOL
[23:48:28] IlliterateKoi : haha
[23:48:42] Nagi : but I don't live in Sesame Street XD
[23:48:55] depression76 : but your mum is a trashcan? xD
[23:49:14] depression76 : wait-- nee sama said koi is your mom
[23:49:19] depression76 : so KOI IS A TRASH CAN?
[23:49:22] ookamidesu : koi is nagi's mom
[23:49:22] Nagi : i dunno. Koi's not a trashcan xD
[23:49:40] ookamidesu : hahahaha
[23:49:41] IlliterateKoi : SO WHAT IF I AM IN A TRASHCAN
[23:49:55] depression76 : ARE U A FISH OR ARE U A CAN
[23:50:06] depression76 : choose one Dx or are you a CANNED TUNA
[23:50:24] Nagi : ... CANNED KOI
[23:50:26] IlliterateKoi : DDDDDDDDDDDD;;;;;;;;;;;
[23:50:46] depression76 : man canned koi woulda cost a fortune
[23:50:55] depression76 : wonder if they de-scaled the fishy before they canned it
[23:51:03] ookamidesu : im sure they dp
[23:51:05] ookamidesu : do*
[23:51:14] Nagi : they probably did
[23:51:57] depression76 : so Koi is the new blowfish
[23:52:02] IlliterateKoi : none of you can afford canned koi
[23:52:06] Nagi : SO EVIL VILLAINS ARE BORN FROM THE TRASHCAN? OR THE CANNED KOI?
[23:52:22] depression76 : O_O that is a deep question.
[23:52:25] ookamidesu : apparently so
[23:52:38] depression76 : so which one is nagi's mum, nee sama?
[23:52:54] ookamidesu : Teh KOI
[23:53:11] ookamidesu : O_O I got a mermaid preggo?!
[23:53:14] ookamidesu : HOWD THAT HAPPEN?
[23:53:23] Nagi : Koi kaa-san! ;_;
[23:53:24] IlliterateKoi : LOL
[23:53:25] depression76 : dont look at me, nagi said you got a trashcan prego xD
[23:53:43] ookamidesu : hahaha... no no, that's just a rumour
[23:53:51] Nagi : LOL
[23:53:59] depression76 : so you and trashcan-chan is a rumor?
[23:54:06] depression76 : AND YOU'RE WITH A MERMAID NOW?
[23:54:13] depression76 : the brow-less koi mermaid
[23:54:22] depression76 : costs more than a toyota
[23:54:22] ookamidesu : hahaha
[23:54:24] ookamidesu : yesh
[23:54:30] ookamidesu : it seems that way
[23:54:39] * depression76 claps twice
[23:54:41] depression76 : namu.
[23:54:45] IlliterateKoi : T_T
[23:54:53] depression76 : nee sama you pimp xD
[23:54:56] * Nagi almost spits out tea and can't stop laughing in public

by **Chaglette** Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:29 am

depression76 wrote:
ookamidesu wrote:
IlliterateKoi wrote: T_T

Aww! You know we love you. :D

Sara's muffin?

More like get her a bottle of chilli sauce xDDD

*snickers*

by MidnightPersona Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:44 pm

[20:15:39] * MidnightPersona looks at the door and wishes someone would come in.
[20:24:55] * MidnightPersona watches as a tumble weed blows past. The moon light beats down on the Resident HaruKino fanwhore. This is her inner thoughts as she sits alone in the voids of the MM chatbox...
[20:25:46] @ MidnightPersona : I sit here, alone. I know others lurk around, posting, existing, but I sit alone. I walk this lonely road. The only one that I have ever known. I don't know where it goes, but it's only me and I walk alone.
[20:26:47] * MidnightPersona then notices a small pond in the area. She runs her left hand through her blonde hair and wonders if the water is safe to drink.
[20:27:12] @ MidnightPersona : Blast, it's not running water... I'd need to boil it, but how? I don't have a way to build a fire...
[20:28:39] * MidnightPersona walks closer and peers into the murky waters of the pond. She begins to wonder of her past, present, future... if things are as they seem. Her reflection shifts as creatures move underneath the surface. She begins to reach out toward the water... as-if touching it could answer all her unanswered questions.
[20:31:51] @ MidnightPersona : I...
[20:33:47] * MidnightPersona watches as the water ripples from the touch of her left index finger before she plunges her hand in. Slowly, she pulls her hand out and keeps it slightly over the still-rippling surface. She couldn't decide if she should give up and accept defeat or wait for something more to occure and try.
[20:35:08] @ MidnightPersona : I can't seem to understand... the moon is bright in the starry sky. Not even a cloud in sight... but I wonder what I should do. There are so many decisions to be made, so many ways to go and I wonder if any are right or if I'm, well, screwed
[20:37:01] Lerena joined the chat on Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 20:37
[20:38:00] * MidnightPersona looks up as someone else appears in her location and interrupts her self-reflection.
[20:38:11] @ MidnightPersona : Hello, what brings you to these wild parts?
[20:38:35] Twi joined the chat on Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 20:38
[20:38:35] Lerena : Mainly boredom and the need to chat with someone. How are you doing?
[20:38:53] Twi : Stop being creepy Raven.
[20:39:33] * MidnightPersona is in shock as someone else enters, knowing her name
[20:40:02] @ MidnightPersona : I--I am doing fine. How did you know my name, strangers?
[20:40:07] Twi : You don't need to talk and play by yourself.
[20:40:16] Twi : with yourself even
[20:40:23] Twi : giggity

[20:41:23] @ MidnightPersona : I was having fun, thank you very much.
[20:41:27] @ MidnightPersona : I was in the ZONE

So, this happened.

by **Twi** Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:03 pm

[22:00:50] Bluholic711 : ever heard of Persona 3 anybody?
[22:00:58] hildebrant : yup
[22:00:59] * MidnightPersona stares at Shan
[22:01:06] Bluholic711 : well believe it or not...
[22:01:09] @ MidnightPersona : you can call me Ravem
[22:01:13] @ MidnightPersona : And Persona?
[22:01:19] @ MidnightPersona : Like, ya know, MIdnight Hour?
[22:01:22] Twi : I call you what I want.
[22:01:27] @ MidnightPersona : How do you think I picked my name?
[22:01:34] Cheshire Katniss : JESUS YOUR HAIR AILSHDGKVN,Z
[22:01:34] Bluholic711 : it reminds me of Mai-hime
[22:01:42] Bluholic711 : the game?
[22:01:51] * MidnightPersona stares at blu
[22:01:55] @ MidnightPersona : No the manga.
[22:01:59] @ MidnightPersona : Yes, the game xD
[22:02:05] Bluholic711 : oooh
[22:02:14] Bluholic711 : clever
[22:02:19] Twi : *pokes raven's name*
[22:02:25] @ MidnightPersona : Yes, I am.

Me and Raven were giggling so hard. XD

by MidnightPersona Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:23 pm

While watching Zwei Episode Two:
Twi: Why don't they just let Haruka handle it? Go in and be a beast?
MidnightPersona: There's a difference between diplomacy and Haruka.

On a sidenote, we also agreed there's a difference between diplomacy and me. Haruka and I tend to work on emotions, reactions, and GUTS. Not that that's always a good thing. o.o

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