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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Hahahahaha, I'm glad my mom isn't so confusing, the basic formula for her is, "Make me some food and then just stay the fucck outta my way."
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Kara wrote:Hahahahaha, I'm glad my mom isn't so confusing, the basic formula for her is, "Make me some food and then just stay the fucck outta my way."
(( Your mother is more of a straight shooter, or so I've read from your posts in the past. X3 ))
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This was a txt convo between me and my bf.
Me: Speaking of music, what kind do you listen to?
Him: Promise you won't laugh?
Me: ....Oh god. You listen to Hannah Montana.
Him: Yes. I listen to Hannah Montana.
Me: For realll!?
Him: No! It was sarcasm!
Me:....Was that sarcasm too?
Me: Speaking of music, what kind do you listen to?
Him: Promise you won't laugh?
Me: ....Oh god. You listen to Hannah Montana.
Him: Yes. I listen to Hannah Montana.
Me: For realll!?
Him: No! It was sarcasm!
Me:....Was that sarcasm too?
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
(( XD I'm still surprised you have a bf. You're gorgeous and all, but it's him I'm concerned about. All he has to offer you are cardboard boxes! WTF?! ))
Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Hell no, he's a rich boyy! He took me to Dollywood, like even before we were dating, and payed my way in, which was like 50$ for one day.
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(( Damn, he is generous! I love Dollywood BTW, it was the only site I ever visited in Tennessee. Plus I'm a long time fan of Dolly Parton herself. :D Me, a Hispanic who loves country music, now that must scare the living shit out of you. :twisted: ))
Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Hahaha, Dolly Parton is...idk, we watched a video of her on this ride and I was like, "She must have her bras hand-fuckingg-made!" But she seems cool haha.
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Kara wrote:Hahaha, Dolly Parton is...idk, we watched a video of her on this ride and I was like, "She must have her bras hand-fuckingg-made!" But she seems cool haha.
(( XD Yeah, her Melons are her trademark. When I was your age, seeing her perky self carry such heavy boobage around made me uber happy.))
Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
(( You guys. I bring you the greatest convo ever. I have titled it: 'Supah Krugah hates lemons, and Shizuru belongs in the kitchen.' A Masterpiece. Enjoy.
[00:14:39] Haruka Suzushiro : swish
[00:14:44] Haruka Suzushiro : SUPAH KRUGAH BITCHES.
[00:14:57] Haruka Suzushiro : *punches Shizuru in the face*
[00:15:21] Haruka Suzushiro : Bitch, you wouldn't have gotten that fist sammich if you were in the kitchen making me a real sammich.
[00:16:03] Haruka Suzushiro : *throws unconscious body into the kitchen*
[00:16:08] Haruka Suzushiro : I expect my sammich shortly.
[00:16:34] Haruka Suzushiro : *swishes cape and takes out several children*
[00:17:09] Haruka Suzushiro : 'Daddy, I'm almost 3 feet tall!'
[00:17:14] Haruka Suzushiro : Son. I am disappoint,
[00:17:23]Â Shizuru Fujino has joined the chat on Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:17 am
[00:17:29] Haruka Suzushiro : *kills small child and sends it to the kitchen*
[00:17:40] Haruka Suzushiro : And take care of that, it's yours anyway.
[00:17:49] Shizuru Fujino : ....
[00:17:55] Shizuru Fujino : i have a psychotic girlfriend
[00:17:56] Shizuru Fujino : -_-;;
[00:18:04] Haruka Suzushiro : Hahahahahaha
[00:18:08] Haruka Suzushiro : Yes you do.
[00:18:30] Haruka Suzushiro : Now, after you bring me my sammich and bury your fifth child, I demand non lemony tea.
[00:18:42] Haruka Suzushiro : WITHOUT THE LEMONS.
[00:19:00] Haruka Suzushiro : For every lemon I find...I shall kill you.
[00:19:57] Haruka Suzushiro : *swishes cape and decapitates a small kitten*
[00:19:59] Shizuru Fujino : **sips tea calmly** ara... how crude... please make your own "sammich"
[00:20:16] Haruka Suzushiro : *bitchslaps Shizuru for giving Supah Krugah backtalk*
[00:20:31] Shizuru Fujino : **dodged!**
[00:20:32] Haruka Suzushiro : Who says 'please' anymore!?
[00:20:47] Haruka Suzushiro : *throws kitten's head at Shizuru, then its body*
[00:20:58] Shizuru Fujino : **dodge**dodge**
[00:21:14] Haruka Suzushiro : *squints and worries about aim*
[00:21:31] Haruka Suzushiro : WAIT A SECOND.
[00:21:41] Haruka Suzushiro : *looks at Shizuru suspiciously*
[00:21:49] Haruka Suzushiro : How...
[00:21:52] Shizuru Fujino : ara?
[00:21:53] Haruka Suzushiro : did you get out of the kitchen?
[00:22:08] Shizuru Fujino : i simply walked out
[00:22:12] Shizuru Fujino : *smiles*
[00:22:16] Haruka Suzushiro : *gapes*
[00:22:24] Haruka Suzushiro : IMPOSSIBLE.
[00:22:46] Haruka Suzushiro : Damn these kitchen-women-keeping-them-inside salesmen...
[00:23:00] Haruka Suzushiro : Electric collar didn't even go off..
[00:23:08] Haruka Suzushiro : Invisible fence didn't work either
[00:23:23] Shizuru Fujino : ara? collar? you mean this?
[00:23:32] Shizuru Fujino : *dangles a collar on index finger*
[00:23:39] Haruka Suzushiro : *growls
[00:23:49] Shizuru Fujino : by and invisible fence... do u mean that?
[00:23:49] Haruka Suzushiro : Did you at least bury your fifth child?
[00:24:05] Shizuru Fujino : *looks over at random pile of spray-painted barrier*
[00:24:36] Shizuru Fujino : you mean... that child? *points outside to a child playing tag with a butterfly*
[00:25:10] Haruka Suzushiro : WHY ISN'T IT DEAD YET. IT'S TOO SMALL TO SURVIVE IN MY WORLD. EAT IT BUTTERFLY, EAT IT ALL!
[00:26:28] Shizuru Fujino : *chuckles*
[00:26:36] Shizuru Fujino : "Supah Krugah"-san
[00:26:47] Shizuru Fujino : i believe it is time you learn to respect other people
[00:26:52] Shizuru Fujino : *evil glint in eyes*
[00:27:08] Shizuru Fujino : Kiyohoime.
[00:27:21] Shizuru Fujino : *summons naginata*
[00:27:21] Haruka Suzushiro : I'D RATHER DIE THAN RESPECT YOU. SAMMICH-CHILD BURYING-TEA MAKING WOMAN!
[00:27:37] Haruka Suzushiro : *swishes cape and runs*
[00:27:50] Haruka Suzushiro : *knocks down child and kills butterfly*
[00:28:30] Shizuru Fujino : ara ara
[00:28:33] Shizuru Fujino : Kiyohime
[00:28:48] Shizuru Fujino : *rides one of kiyohime's head and passes you*
[00:29:03] Haruka Suzushiro : SUPAH KRUGAH DOES NOT FEAR HYDRA OCTOPUSSY WOMAN.
[00:29:12] Shizuru Fujino : *uses naginata to in snake-mode... trappin u*
[00:29:16] Haruka Suzushiro : *swishes cape magnificently*
[00:29:24] Shizuru Fujino : ara ara
[00:29:55] Haruka Suzushiro : Nothing will make me respect you! Not even years of you bearing my children!
[00:30:05] Haruka Suzushiro : I killed them all anyway!
[00:30:12] Haruka Suzushiro : AND YOU MAKE HORRIBLE SAMMICHES.
[00:30:49] Shizuru Fujino : *shakes head and tightens the naginata around you, crushing you slightly*
[00:31:11] Shizuru Fujino : *kiyohime comes bearing a large bell and drops it on your head*
[00:31:52] Haruka Suzushiro : I HEAR WEDDING BELLS, BUT I NEVER MARRIED YOU, YOU DISGRACEFUL WOMAN!
[00:32:04] Shizuru Fujino : kiyohime... another one, please
[00:32:15] Shizuru Fujino : *kiyohime's other head drops a bell onto your head*
[00:32:18] Haruka Suzushiro : Also, you make horrible tea as well. I TASTE THE LEMONS!
[00:32:35] Shizuru Fujino : kiyohime, another, please
[00:32:45] Shizuru Fujino : *another head drops a bell onto your head*
[00:33:12] Shizuru Fujino : ara ara... did we over-do it? is she unconscious now??
[00:33:20] Haruka Suzushiro : Beauty is fleeetttiinnnngggg~ Especially when your name is Shizuruuuuuuuuuu~ *howls*
[00:33:52] Shizuru Fujino : ara... a fourth one please
[00:34:02] Shizuru Fujino : *fourth bell gets tossed onto krugah's head*
[00:34:49] Haruka Suzushiro : For whom the bells tolls, it tolls for thee. Also, Shizuru's a skank. *Moves arm slightly to throw a lemon at her head*
[00:35:29] Shizuru Fujino : *catches the lemon and throws it back at you*
[00:35:41] Haruka Suzushiro : LEMONS!
[00:36:02] Haruka Suzushiro : DAMN YOU WOMAN, YOU TAKE THINGS TOO FAR. *tears up*
[00:36:33] Shizuru Fujino : *produces more lemons and throws them at you*
[00:36:57] Haruka Suzushiro : IT'S NOT MANLY TO THROW LEMONS! *weeps*
[00:37:13] Haruka Suzushiro : Lemons...Supah Krugah's only weakness...
[00:37:52] Haruka Suzushiro : Because it makes me produce...
[00:38:00] Shizuru Fujino : produce...?
[00:38:07] Haruka Suzushiro : ACID TEARS, BITCH! *headbutts*
[00:40:24] Shizuru Fujino : *laughs*
[00:40:33] Shizuru Fujino : *produces more lemons and throws them at you*
[00:40:41] Haruka Suzushiro : NOT THE MELODIC/BORING KYOTO-BEN LAUGHTER
[00:40:41] Shizuru Fujino : have as many as you want... i have plenty
[00:41:13] Haruka Suzushiro : *acid tears melt through the naginata's hold, and Supah Krugah swishes cape and runs*
[00:41:36] Haruka Suzushiro : MUAHAHAHAA
[00:41:42] Haruka Suzushiro : In your face.
[00:41:48] Shizuru Fujino : *sighs* im late for my evening tea...
[00:41:58] Shizuru Fujino : *stares at the retreating krugah*
[00:42:10] Shizuru Fujino : ah well... *turns the other way*
[00:42:16] Haruka Suzushiro : *knocks over a tea stall*
[00:42:31] Haruka Suzushiro : TEA IS THE ENEMY.
[00:42:58] Shizuru Fujino : *ignores*
[00:43:15] Haruka Suzushiro : Hey. I am important. Not tea.
[00:43:58] Haruka Suzushiro : Pay attention to me.
[00:44:59] Shizuru Fujino : *ignores*
[00:45:05] Haruka Suzushiro : HEY.
[00:45:36] Haruka Suzushiro : Er, yeah you better be making me a sammich. *has to look cool in front of friends, though no one is around....and Supah Krugah doesn't have any friends...*
[00:51:33] Shizuru Fujino : *ignores*
[00:52:16] Haruka Suzushiro : *growls with self-loathing and bunnylust for the woman who dare disobeys the Supah Krugah*
[00:53:16] Shizuru Fujino : if you want attention, "krugah-san"... i suggest going to the kitchen and making me a sandwich
[00:53:28] Shizuru Fujino : and non-lemon flavored tea
[00:54:13] Haruka Suzushiro : *mouth drops at the very idea of making anyone, especially that woman, a sammich. TEA ALSO? FUCKK HER* grrrr
[00:56:53] Shizuru Fujino : ara... if you want to
[00:56:59] Shizuru Fujino : but first, my sandwich and tea
[00:57:35] Haruka Suzushiro : *is torn between needing to smack that bitch, and wanting to smack that bitch in bed*
[00:57:50] Haruka Suzushiro : *stares*
[00:57:58] Shizuru Fujino : *smiles*
[00:58:15] Haruka Suzushiro : *swishes cape and produces a nice...'sandwhich'...and non lemony tea.*
[01:00:36] Shizuru Fujino : ara... thank you, krugah-san
[01:00:47] Shizuru Fujino : *consumes the foods given*
[01:00:55] Haruka Suzushiro : *feels dirty*
[01:02:19] Shizuru Fujino : *licks u*
[01:02:47] Haruka Suzushiro : Supah Krugah has been licked.
[01:04:43] Haruka Suzushiro : Therefor defeated.
[00:14:39] Haruka Suzushiro : swish
[00:14:44] Haruka Suzushiro : SUPAH KRUGAH BITCHES.
[00:14:57] Haruka Suzushiro : *punches Shizuru in the face*
[00:15:21] Haruka Suzushiro : Bitch, you wouldn't have gotten that fist sammich if you were in the kitchen making me a real sammich.
[00:16:03] Haruka Suzushiro : *throws unconscious body into the kitchen*
[00:16:08] Haruka Suzushiro : I expect my sammich shortly.
[00:16:34] Haruka Suzushiro : *swishes cape and takes out several children*
[00:17:09] Haruka Suzushiro : 'Daddy, I'm almost 3 feet tall!'
[00:17:14] Haruka Suzushiro : Son. I am disappoint,
[00:17:23]Â Shizuru Fujino has joined the chat on Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:17 am
[00:17:29] Haruka Suzushiro : *kills small child and sends it to the kitchen*
[00:17:40] Haruka Suzushiro : And take care of that, it's yours anyway.
[00:17:49] Shizuru Fujino : ....
[00:17:55] Shizuru Fujino : i have a psychotic girlfriend
[00:17:56] Shizuru Fujino : -_-;;
[00:18:04] Haruka Suzushiro : Hahahahahaha
[00:18:08] Haruka Suzushiro : Yes you do.
[00:18:30] Haruka Suzushiro : Now, after you bring me my sammich and bury your fifth child, I demand non lemony tea.
[00:18:42] Haruka Suzushiro : WITHOUT THE LEMONS.
[00:19:00] Haruka Suzushiro : For every lemon I find...I shall kill you.
[00:19:57] Haruka Suzushiro : *swishes cape and decapitates a small kitten*
[00:19:59] Shizuru Fujino : **sips tea calmly** ara... how crude... please make your own "sammich"
[00:20:16] Haruka Suzushiro : *bitchslaps Shizuru for giving Supah Krugah backtalk*
[00:20:31] Shizuru Fujino : **dodged!**
[00:20:32] Haruka Suzushiro : Who says 'please' anymore!?
[00:20:47] Haruka Suzushiro : *throws kitten's head at Shizuru, then its body*
[00:20:58] Shizuru Fujino : **dodge**dodge**
[00:21:14] Haruka Suzushiro : *squints and worries about aim*
[00:21:31] Haruka Suzushiro : WAIT A SECOND.
[00:21:41] Haruka Suzushiro : *looks at Shizuru suspiciously*
[00:21:49] Haruka Suzushiro : How...
[00:21:52] Shizuru Fujino : ara?
[00:21:53] Haruka Suzushiro : did you get out of the kitchen?
[00:22:08] Shizuru Fujino : i simply walked out
[00:22:12] Shizuru Fujino : *smiles*
[00:22:16] Haruka Suzushiro : *gapes*
[00:22:24] Haruka Suzushiro : IMPOSSIBLE.
[00:22:46] Haruka Suzushiro : Damn these kitchen-women-keeping-them-inside salesmen...
[00:23:00] Haruka Suzushiro : Electric collar didn't even go off..
[00:23:08] Haruka Suzushiro : Invisible fence didn't work either
[00:23:23] Shizuru Fujino : ara? collar? you mean this?
[00:23:32] Shizuru Fujino : *dangles a collar on index finger*
[00:23:39] Haruka Suzushiro : *growls
[00:23:49] Shizuru Fujino : by and invisible fence... do u mean that?
[00:23:49] Haruka Suzushiro : Did you at least bury your fifth child?
[00:24:05] Shizuru Fujino : *looks over at random pile of spray-painted barrier*
[00:24:36] Shizuru Fujino : you mean... that child? *points outside to a child playing tag with a butterfly*
[00:25:10] Haruka Suzushiro : WHY ISN'T IT DEAD YET. IT'S TOO SMALL TO SURVIVE IN MY WORLD. EAT IT BUTTERFLY, EAT IT ALL!
[00:26:28] Shizuru Fujino : *chuckles*
[00:26:36] Shizuru Fujino : "Supah Krugah"-san
[00:26:47] Shizuru Fujino : i believe it is time you learn to respect other people
[00:26:52] Shizuru Fujino : *evil glint in eyes*
[00:27:08] Shizuru Fujino : Kiyohoime.
[00:27:21] Shizuru Fujino : *summons naginata*
[00:27:21] Haruka Suzushiro : I'D RATHER DIE THAN RESPECT YOU. SAMMICH-CHILD BURYING-TEA MAKING WOMAN!
[00:27:37] Haruka Suzushiro : *swishes cape and runs*
[00:27:50] Haruka Suzushiro : *knocks down child and kills butterfly*
[00:28:30] Shizuru Fujino : ara ara
[00:28:33] Shizuru Fujino : Kiyohime
[00:28:48] Shizuru Fujino : *rides one of kiyohime's head and passes you*
[00:29:03] Haruka Suzushiro : SUPAH KRUGAH DOES NOT FEAR HYDRA OCTOPUSSY WOMAN.
[00:29:12] Shizuru Fujino : *uses naginata to in snake-mode... trappin u*
[00:29:16] Haruka Suzushiro : *swishes cape magnificently*
[00:29:24] Shizuru Fujino : ara ara
[00:29:55] Haruka Suzushiro : Nothing will make me respect you! Not even years of you bearing my children!
[00:30:05] Haruka Suzushiro : I killed them all anyway!
[00:30:12] Haruka Suzushiro : AND YOU MAKE HORRIBLE SAMMICHES.
[00:30:49] Shizuru Fujino : *shakes head and tightens the naginata around you, crushing you slightly*
[00:31:11] Shizuru Fujino : *kiyohime comes bearing a large bell and drops it on your head*
[00:31:52] Haruka Suzushiro : I HEAR WEDDING BELLS, BUT I NEVER MARRIED YOU, YOU DISGRACEFUL WOMAN!
[00:32:04] Shizuru Fujino : kiyohime... another one, please
[00:32:15] Shizuru Fujino : *kiyohime's other head drops a bell onto your head*
[00:32:18] Haruka Suzushiro : Also, you make horrible tea as well. I TASTE THE LEMONS!
[00:32:35] Shizuru Fujino : kiyohime, another, please
[00:32:45] Shizuru Fujino : *another head drops a bell onto your head*
[00:33:12] Shizuru Fujino : ara ara... did we over-do it? is she unconscious now??
[00:33:20] Haruka Suzushiro : Beauty is fleeetttiinnnngggg~ Especially when your name is Shizuruuuuuuuuuu~ *howls*
[00:33:52] Shizuru Fujino : ara... a fourth one please
[00:34:02] Shizuru Fujino : *fourth bell gets tossed onto krugah's head*
[00:34:49] Haruka Suzushiro : For whom the bells tolls, it tolls for thee. Also, Shizuru's a skank. *Moves arm slightly to throw a lemon at her head*
[00:35:29] Shizuru Fujino : *catches the lemon and throws it back at you*
[00:35:41] Haruka Suzushiro : LEMONS!
[00:36:02] Haruka Suzushiro : DAMN YOU WOMAN, YOU TAKE THINGS TOO FAR. *tears up*
[00:36:33] Shizuru Fujino : *produces more lemons and throws them at you*
[00:36:57] Haruka Suzushiro : IT'S NOT MANLY TO THROW LEMONS! *weeps*
[00:37:13] Haruka Suzushiro : Lemons...Supah Krugah's only weakness...
[00:37:52] Haruka Suzushiro : Because it makes me produce...
[00:38:00] Shizuru Fujino : produce...?
[00:38:07] Haruka Suzushiro : ACID TEARS, BITCH! *headbutts*
[00:40:24] Shizuru Fujino : *laughs*
[00:40:33] Shizuru Fujino : *produces more lemons and throws them at you*
[00:40:41] Haruka Suzushiro : NOT THE MELODIC/BORING KYOTO-BEN LAUGHTER
[00:40:41] Shizuru Fujino : have as many as you want... i have plenty
[00:41:13] Haruka Suzushiro : *acid tears melt through the naginata's hold, and Supah Krugah swishes cape and runs*
[00:41:36] Haruka Suzushiro : MUAHAHAHAA
[00:41:42] Haruka Suzushiro : In your face.
[00:41:48] Shizuru Fujino : *sighs* im late for my evening tea...
[00:41:58] Shizuru Fujino : *stares at the retreating krugah*
[00:42:10] Shizuru Fujino : ah well... *turns the other way*
[00:42:16] Haruka Suzushiro : *knocks over a tea stall*
[00:42:31] Haruka Suzushiro : TEA IS THE ENEMY.
[00:42:58] Shizuru Fujino : *ignores*
[00:43:15] Haruka Suzushiro : Hey. I am important. Not tea.
[00:43:58] Haruka Suzushiro : Pay attention to me.
[00:44:59] Shizuru Fujino : *ignores*
[00:45:05] Haruka Suzushiro : HEY.
[00:45:36] Haruka Suzushiro : Er, yeah you better be making me a sammich. *has to look cool in front of friends, though no one is around....and Supah Krugah doesn't have any friends...*
[00:51:33] Shizuru Fujino : *ignores*
[00:52:16] Haruka Suzushiro : *growls with self-loathing and bunnylust for the woman who dare disobeys the Supah Krugah*
[00:53:16] Shizuru Fujino : if you want attention, "krugah-san"... i suggest going to the kitchen and making me a sandwich
[00:53:28] Shizuru Fujino : and non-lemon flavored tea
[00:54:13] Haruka Suzushiro : *mouth drops at the very idea of making anyone, especially that woman, a sammich. TEA ALSO? FUCKK HER* grrrr
[00:56:53] Shizuru Fujino : ara... if you want to
[00:56:59] Shizuru Fujino : but first, my sandwich and tea
[00:57:35] Haruka Suzushiro : *is torn between needing to smack that bitch, and wanting to smack that bitch in bed*
[00:57:50] Haruka Suzushiro : *stares*
[00:57:58] Shizuru Fujino : *smiles*
[00:58:15] Haruka Suzushiro : *swishes cape and produces a nice...'sandwhich'...and non lemony tea.*
[01:00:36] Shizuru Fujino : ara... thank you, krugah-san
[01:00:47] Shizuru Fujino : *consumes the foods given*
[01:00:55] Haruka Suzushiro : *feels dirty*
[01:02:19] Shizuru Fujino : *licks u*
[01:02:47] Haruka Suzushiro : Supah Krugah has been licked.
[01:04:43] Haruka Suzushiro : Therefor defeated.
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
XDDDD Reading lemon made me think this was gonna be a conversation about something else. This was hilarious and I practically lost it with the one-hit kill licketh. Supah Krugah should have her own show, the egotistical cavewoman.
Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
This was so random, but Kk-chan made me laugh XD
[23:18:11] Messages cleared by Kino karutta-chan
[23:18:23] @ Kino karutta-chan : Now it was time to do this.
[23:18:31] @ Kino karutta-chan : *steals something from you*:
[23:18:41] @ Kino karutta-chan : SWISH
[23:18:44] Kino karutta-chan is Disconnected on Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:18 pm
[23:18:48] Hollowed-Words : OMG
[23:18:53] Hollowed-Words : I WAS ROBBED.
[23:18:57] Hollowed-Words : AND SHE SWISHED ME.
[23:18:11] Messages cleared by Kino karutta-chan
[23:18:23] @ Kino karutta-chan : Now it was time to do this.
[23:18:31] @ Kino karutta-chan : *steals something from you*:
[23:18:41] @ Kino karutta-chan : SWISH
[23:18:44] Kino karutta-chan is Disconnected on Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:18 pm
[23:18:48] Hollowed-Words : OMG
[23:18:53] Hollowed-Words : I WAS ROBBED.
[23:18:57] Hollowed-Words : AND SHE SWISHED ME.
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Haha.
Nice that I am in this thread for once, too XD
Oh, and I robbed your swish from you, but only this time, so don't worry.
Nice that I am in this thread for once, too XD
Oh, and I robbed your swish from you, but only this time, so don't worry.
Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Kk-chan is full of surprises...
Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Another one!
[00:47:31 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : i'm off my meds!
[00:47:33 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : XD
[00:49:09 04/11/10] dye882003 : right.........
[00:50:28 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : lol
[00:50:37 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : lol looks like a drowning person
[00:50:41 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : ~lol~
[00:50:44 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : xD
[00:51:31 04/11/10] dye882003 : u and drowning things...
[00:51:32 04/11/10] dye882003 : -_-;;
[00:51:40 04/11/10] dye882003 : we're never going to the beach together
[00:51:43 04/11/10] dye882003 : or the waterpark
[00:51:46 04/11/10] dye882003 : or a pool
[00:51:51 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : LOL
[00:52:14 04/11/10] dye882003 : or a tub filled with water
[00:52:26 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : LOLOLOL
[00:52:31 04/11/10] dye882003 : i'd like to increase me chances of living
[00:52:50 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : Where's the fun in that?
[00:53:20 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : >
[00:53:22 04/11/10] dye882003 : the fun comes when i have to drown you
[00:53:23 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : damn
[00:53:24 04/11/10] dye882003 : somehow
[00:53:26 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : LOL
[00:53:52 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : why would we both be around a tub filled with water?
[00:53:57 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : thats asking for disaster
[00:54:06 04/11/10] dye882003 : lol. is it?
[00:54:34 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : yes.
[00:54:41 04/11/10] dye882003 : how so?
[00:54:44 04/11/10] dye882003 : 0.o?
[00:55:19 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : Drowning woman! pay attention
[00:55:21 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : lol
[00:55:31 04/11/10] dye882003 : lol. besides that
[00:55:48 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : lol
[00:56:00 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : now i can't say 'lol' without drowning someone
[00:56:57 04/11/10] dye882003 : LOL
[00:57:00 04/11/10] dye882003 :
[00:57:15 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : LOL
[00:57:24 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : he's screaming for help in that one
[00:47:31 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : i'm off my meds!
[00:47:33 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : XD
[00:49:09 04/11/10] dye882003 : right.........
[00:50:28 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : lol
[00:50:37 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : lol looks like a drowning person
[00:50:41 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : ~lol~
[00:50:44 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : xD
[00:51:31 04/11/10] dye882003 : u and drowning things...
[00:51:32 04/11/10] dye882003 : -_-;;
[00:51:40 04/11/10] dye882003 : we're never going to the beach together
[00:51:43 04/11/10] dye882003 : or the waterpark
[00:51:46 04/11/10] dye882003 : or a pool
[00:51:51 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : LOL
[00:52:14 04/11/10] dye882003 : or a tub filled with water
[00:52:26 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : LOLOLOL
[00:52:31 04/11/10] dye882003 : i'd like to increase me chances of living
[00:52:50 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : Where's the fun in that?
[00:53:20 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : >
[00:53:22 04/11/10] dye882003 : the fun comes when i have to drown you
[00:53:23 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : damn
[00:53:24 04/11/10] dye882003 : somehow
[00:53:26 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : LOL
[00:53:52 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : why would we both be around a tub filled with water?
[00:53:57 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : thats asking for disaster
[00:54:06 04/11/10] dye882003 : lol. is it?
[00:54:34 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : yes.
[00:54:41 04/11/10] dye882003 : how so?
[00:54:44 04/11/10] dye882003 : 0.o?
[00:55:19 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : Drowning woman! pay attention
[00:55:21 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : lol
[00:55:31 04/11/10] dye882003 : lol. besides that
[00:55:48 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : lol
[00:56:00 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : now i can't say 'lol' without drowning someone
[00:56:57 04/11/10] dye882003 : LOL
[00:57:00 04/11/10] dye882003 :
[00:57:15 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : LOL
[00:57:24 04/11/10] Hollowed-Words : he's screaming for help in that one
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
*Talking about Jack*
Amanda: Why is his arm always out of his shirt?
Me: He wants to be like Tarzan!
Amanda: Well if he starts swinging out of trees, you need to do something.
Me: I'll be like, 'Jack! Watch out for that!...tree...'
Kenzie: *deep voice* Hey, Natsuki.
Me: *deep voice* What, Natsuki?
Kenzie: *deep voice* Watch out for that tree.
Me: *deep voice* That's not a tree, that's just Shizuru.
Kenzie: *deep voice* Oh..DAMN!! :O
Me: *deep voice* AAAAH! Help! I hit her and now I'm being sucked into her fat!!
Amanda: Why is his arm always out of his shirt?
Me: He wants to be like Tarzan!
Amanda: Well if he starts swinging out of trees, you need to do something.
Me: I'll be like, 'Jack! Watch out for that!...tree...'
Kenzie: *deep voice* Hey, Natsuki.
Me: *deep voice* What, Natsuki?
Kenzie: *deep voice* Watch out for that tree.
Me: *deep voice* That's not a tree, that's just Shizuru.
Kenzie: *deep voice* Oh..DAMN!! :O
Me: *deep voice* AAAAH! Help! I hit her and now I'm being sucked into her fat!!
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
I was bored one day. I mean, about to die boredom.
So, naturally, I go to my friends house and we're hanging out. Her parents aren't home, so I just started saying random stuff.
Me: "Ooh."
Her: "What?"
Me: "Your momma does cocaine when she thinks no one's lookin'."
Her: "WHO TOLD YOU THAT!?"
XD
So, naturally, I go to my friends house and we're hanging out. Her parents aren't home, so I just started saying random stuff.
Me: "Ooh."
Her: "What?"
Me: "Your momma does cocaine when she thinks no one's lookin'."
Her: "WHO TOLD YOU THAT!?"
XD
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
:lol: What's with you girls and cocaine jokes. If you love cocaine so much, why don't you supply some dammit?!
Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
They can't supply it if they love it! That's breaking the drug dealer's golden rule!! Don't get high off your own supply!!
My momma taught me that :)
My momma taught me that :)
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
LMFAO. Hahahahhaha! Kat's last reply made my fuckingg life.
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[21:34:25] Tomoe : Milk tastes best when it comes directly from its source.
[21:34:38] dye882003 : lol.
[21:34:44] Hollowed-Words : XD.
[21:34:52] Hollowed-Words : nice.
[21:34:54] zanekal1 : that's what i told some guy the other day when he told me to "enjoy my milk".
[21:35:24] Kara : From cows?.
[21:35:33] zanekal1 : um no.
[21:35:38] dye882003 : no, kara... goats.
[21:35:40] Hollowed-Words : XD.
[21:35:44] Kara : Oooh!.
[21:35:48] Hollowed-Words : No Zhang, Panda's..
[21:35:56] dye882003 : LOL.
[21:35:58] Kara : PICK ONE!.
[21:36:06] dye882003 : panda goat.
[21:36:16] Hollowed-Words : Panda goat cow.
[21:36:22] Hollowed-Words : also breasts.
[21:36:27] Hollowed-Words : mostly panda goat cow.
[21:36:35] PsychoKat101 : Manbearpig..
[21:36:38] dye882003 : panda goat cow's breasts.
[21:36:39] dye882003 : .
[21:36:48] Hollowed-Words : xD.
[21:36:49] Kara : Natsuki and Shizuru's chiild is a panda goat cow.
[21:37:02] Kara : .
[21:37:29] PsychoKat101 : *is imagining how HORRIBLY DEFORMED Shizuru and Natsuki's child is*.
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[21:34:25] Tomoe : Milk tastes best when it comes directly from its source.
[21:34:38] dye882003 : lol.
[21:34:44] Hollowed-Words : XD.
[21:34:52] Hollowed-Words : nice.
[21:34:54] zanekal1 : that's what i told some guy the other day when he told me to "enjoy my milk".
[21:35:24] Kara : From cows?.
[21:35:33] zanekal1 : um no.
[21:35:38] dye882003 : no, kara... goats.
[21:35:40] Hollowed-Words : XD.
[21:35:44] Kara : Oooh!.
[21:35:48] Hollowed-Words : No Zhang, Panda's..
[21:35:56] dye882003 : LOL.
[21:35:58] Kara : PICK ONE!.
[21:36:06] dye882003 : panda goat.
[21:36:16] Hollowed-Words : Panda goat cow.
[21:36:22] Hollowed-Words : also breasts.
[21:36:27] Hollowed-Words : mostly panda goat cow.
[21:36:35] PsychoKat101 : Manbearpig..
[21:36:38] dye882003 : panda goat cow's breasts.
[21:36:39] dye882003 : .
[21:36:48] Hollowed-Words : xD.
[21:36:49] Kara : Natsuki and Shizuru's chiild is a panda goat cow.
[21:37:02] Kara : .
[21:37:29] PsychoKat101 : *is imagining how HORRIBLY DEFORMED Shizuru and Natsuki's child is*.
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[04:26:25] @ Kara : i'M CLEAN
[04:26:38] @ Hollowed-Words : SO LET'S GET DIRTY AGAIN CAREBEAR.
[04:26:41] @ dye882003 : WOOT!
[04:26:43] @ dye882003 : CLEAN KARA
[04:26:49] @ Kara : NO. I'M FINALLY Komugiraffe CLEAN.
[04:27:02] @ Hollowed-Words : BUT I WANNA DO SOME MORE STUFF.
[04:27:07] zanekal1 : that's why you need to get dirty
[04:27:14] @ Hollowed-Words : WE HAVEN'T EVEN USED THE ROCKING HORSE.
[04:27:26] @ Kara : NO. I DON'T WANNA DO ANYMORE STUFF
[04:27:30] zanekal1 : it's carebear not tomoe kruger
[04:27:36] @ Hollowed-Words : ARE YOU SORE?
[04:27:36] @ Kara : I WAS SO SCARED, I PEED MYSLEF.
[04:27:38] @ Hollowed-Words : LOL
[04:27:40] @ Hollowed-Words : XD
[04:27:46] @ Kara : AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
[04:28:06] @ Hollowed-Words : LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER WAY TO EXPRESS MY LAUGHTER.
[04:28:19] @ Hollowed-Words : XD
[04:29:01] @ Kara : Don't laugh at me.
[04:29:06] @ dye882003 : so much yellin -_-;;
[04:29:11] @ Kara : That's it, we're never playing house again.
[04:29:48] zanekal1 : yeah I can't imagine you would look good with a cane and a gimp leg kara
[04:29:53] @ Hollowed-Words : XD
I'm creepy.
[04:26:38] @ Hollowed-Words : SO LET'S GET DIRTY AGAIN CAREBEAR.
[04:26:41] @ dye882003 : WOOT!
[04:26:43] @ dye882003 : CLEAN KARA
[04:26:49] @ Kara : NO. I'M FINALLY Komugiraffe CLEAN.
[04:27:02] @ Hollowed-Words : BUT I WANNA DO SOME MORE STUFF.
[04:27:07] zanekal1 : that's why you need to get dirty
[04:27:14] @ Hollowed-Words : WE HAVEN'T EVEN USED THE ROCKING HORSE.
[04:27:26] @ Kara : NO. I DON'T WANNA DO ANYMORE STUFF
[04:27:30] zanekal1 : it's carebear not tomoe kruger
[04:27:36] @ Hollowed-Words : ARE YOU SORE?
[04:27:36] @ Kara : I WAS SO SCARED, I PEED MYSLEF.
[04:27:38] @ Hollowed-Words : LOL
[04:27:40] @ Hollowed-Words : XD
[04:27:46] @ Kara : AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
[04:28:06] @ Hollowed-Words : LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER WAY TO EXPRESS MY LAUGHTER.
[04:28:19] @ Hollowed-Words : XD
[04:29:01] @ Kara : Don't laugh at me.
[04:29:06] @ dye882003 : so much yellin -_-;;
[04:29:11] @ Kara : That's it, we're never playing house again.
[04:29:48] zanekal1 : yeah I can't imagine you would look good with a cane and a gimp leg kara
[04:29:53] @ Hollowed-Words : XD
I'm creepy.
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Yeah. JERK. I was so happy about being clean and then you wanted to go get dirty. ICK.
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Kara wrote:Yeah. JERK. I was so happy about being clean and then you wanted to go get dirty. ICK.
Sorry that I JERK SO HARD. XD
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Hollowed-Words wrote:
I'm creepy.
We know....
Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Sorry that I JERK SO HARD. XD.
LOLOL. Don't make song references!!
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