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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
This was me and Kenz doing improv, she was using her Shizuru voice and I was doing my Natsuki voice.
Me: Hey, Shizuru, what would you do with me if I died?
Kenz: That's easy, Natsuki, I'd keep you in my kitchen.
Me: Why the kitchen?
Kenz: So I could feed you mayo all the time.
Me: But what if I got fat because I couldn't digest the mayo?
Kenz: Then I'd get inside you and digest it fo' you.
Me: O_o ...But I would start to smell too.
Kenz: Dat's ok, I'd jus' spray you wit some febreeze :)
Me: Hey, Shizuru, what would you do with me if I died?
Kenz: That's easy, Natsuki, I'd keep you in my kitchen.
Me: Why the kitchen?
Kenz: So I could feed you mayo all the time.
Me: But what if I got fat because I couldn't digest the mayo?
Kenz: Then I'd get inside you and digest it fo' you.
Me: O_o ...But I would start to smell too.
Kenz: Dat's ok, I'd jus' spray you wit some febreeze :)
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Kara wrote:This was me and Kenz doing improv, she was using her Shizuru voice and I was doing my Natsuki voice.
Me: Hey, Shizuru, what would you do with me if I died?
Kenz: That's easy, Natsuki, I'd keep you in my kitchen.
Me: Why the kitchen?
Kenz: So I could feed you mayo all the time.
Me: But what if I got fat because I couldn't digest the mayo?
Kenz: Then I'd get inside you and digest it fo' you.
Me: O_o ...But I would start to smell too.
Kenz: Dat's ok, I'd jus' spray you wit some febreeze :)
Oh God. XD Lmao! I can totally see that happening, oh jeez hahahah!
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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
Hahaha, I think you should put that in your abridged story haha
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Kara wrote:Hahaha, I think you should put that in your abridged story haha
OMG I will! Lmao! It will go perfectly xD
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Haha, yay! Kenzie will be so excited
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Tell Kenzie I said hi! And that I'm glad she likes the story xD
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Hahaha, she said hi back..but in a really deep voice for some reason. Lol but she says she wants to know when your next chap is comin' out
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Lmao, deep voice xD
I took a loooong time out from the abridged story because I wanted to start on Otome and then I got distracted by shiny new ideas xD
The next chapter will be out soon!
I took a loooong time out from the abridged story because I wanted to start on Otome and then I got distracted by shiny new ideas xD
The next chapter will be out soon!
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Our arguement while watching Titanic...again....for the 3rd time in a month. (I'm never deleting that DVR recording.)
Me: I'm Rose.
Kenz: I'm Rose!
Me: How about this, you be Rose the first half of the movie, and I'll be her the last half of the movie.
Kenz: Ok. I'll be her all the way until Jack dies and then you can be her.
Me: NO! I tried compromising with you, now you get to be the butler! ARE YOU HAPPY?!
Me: I'm Rose.
Kenz: I'm Rose!
Me: How about this, you be Rose the first half of the movie, and I'll be her the last half of the movie.
Kenz: Ok. I'll be her all the way until Jack dies and then you can be her.
Me: NO! I tried compromising with you, now you get to be the butler! ARE YOU HAPPY?!
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LMAO! Kenz is a sneaky little urchin. She wanted to be Rose during the nude sketch and the sex. O_O
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I know! I was going to be generous and let her be drawn naked, but she wants to be greedy! So, no Leanardo drawing for her and definitly no Leanardo sex :evil:
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Double post cause this just happenedd.
Me: Can we name one mittens?
Mom: No.
Me: But in this stor--
Mom: We're not naming one mittens, we'll name them what I want.
Me: Fine, I'll just touch them all and Saiya will eat them, then we won't have to decide on ANY NAME.
Me: Can we name one mittens?
Mom: No.
Me: But in this stor--
Mom: We're not naming one mittens, we'll name them what I want.
Me: Fine, I'll just touch them all and Saiya will eat them, then we won't have to decide on ANY NAME.
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Kara wrote:Double post cause this just happenedd.
Me: Can we name one mittens?
Mom: No.
Me: But in this stor--
Mom: We're not naming one mittens, we'll name them what I want.
Me: Fine, I'll just touch them all and Saiya will eat them, then we won't have to decide on ANY NAME.
WHY THE MITTENS HATE, WHYYYY!?!?!?! :evil:
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I DON'T KNOW! D: IT MAKES ME SAAAAD!
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Kara knows I hate cats with a passion, but I have to side with her here. Come on, Melvin-mama, Mittens is an AWESOME name. >_>
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Mittens is the best kitten/cat name in the world.
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You know how video ads play while you're uploading on photobucket? Well I was in no mood to hear it this morning while I was watching something else on YT...
Video ads: Ever wonder why life insurance is so expensive? Ensure your family's well being today!
Me: PLEASE don't spoil the movie by adding your own FUCKINGG soundtrack!
Video ads: Ever wonder why life insurance is so expensive? Ensure your family's well being today!
Me: PLEASE don't spoil the movie by adding your own FUCKINGG soundtrack!
Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]
My mom had a few drinks in her and starting chatting with me, which in itself is a bad idea xD
Mom: "So when are you gonna get a boyfriend?"
Me: "Mom, I'm a lesbian."
Mom: "That's right! So, when are you gonna get a mate?"
Me: "Wait...what? A mate? What am I, a wolf?"
Mom: "That's not what I meant and you know it!"
Me: "I suppose I'll find another, grab her by the scruff of the neck with my fangs and carry her back to you, so you can see how well her belly matches her paws."
Mom: "You are so taking this wrong."
Me: "And then we'll have pups, somehow, and I'll name them Anya and Leliana, because they'll both be girl wolves."
Mom: "I said I was sorry!"
Me: "Woops, gotta go mom. My pack and I are gonna go hunt down a giant moose to feed my pups. Seeya."
XD
Mom: "So when are you gonna get a boyfriend?"
Me: "Mom, I'm a lesbian."
Mom: "That's right! So, when are you gonna get a mate?"
Me: "Wait...what? A mate? What am I, a wolf?"
Mom: "That's not what I meant and you know it!"
Me: "I suppose I'll find another, grab her by the scruff of the neck with my fangs and carry her back to you, so you can see how well her belly matches her paws."
Mom: "You are so taking this wrong."
Me: "And then we'll have pups, somehow, and I'll name them Anya and Leliana, because they'll both be girl wolves."
Mom: "I said I was sorry!"
Me: "Woops, gotta go mom. My pack and I are gonna go hunt down a giant moose to feed my pups. Seeya."
XD
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Hollowed-Words wrote:Me: "Mom, I'm a lesbian."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! REALLY!?
Hollowed-Words wrote:Me: "Wait...what? A mate? What am I, a wolf?"
Or an Australian...
Hollowed-Words wrote:Me: "I suppose I'll find another, grab her by the scruff of the neck with my fangs and carry her back to you, so you can see how well her belly matches her paws."
Mom: "You are so taking this wrong."
Me: "And then we'll have pups, somehow, and I'll name them Anya and Leliana, because they'll both be girl wolves."
Mom: "I said I was sorry!"
Me: "Woops, gotta go mom. My pack and I are gonna go hunt down a giant moose to feed my pups. Seeya."
XD
:lol: The sarcasm was just queefing out of your system, Cathy. I feel sorry for your mama. LOL
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LMAO XD This sort of stuff happens all the time :lol:
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Hahahaha, omigod! That was so funny that I had to call Kenz over to read it, then Billy to share the hilarity. That would be a funny Facebook status
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Hahahaha xD It's too long lmao
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Mom: "So when are you gonna get a boyfriend?"
Me: "Mom, I'm a lesbian."
Mom: "That's right! So, when are you gonna get a mate?"
You could just put that haha
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Hahaha! Posting it now xD
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