Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Fri May 10, 2013 6:32 pm

Granted, but you'd only be drawing yaoi hentai.

I wish Mai Tokiha's boobs could talk.

by **CaptainVonCookie** Sat May 11, 2013 6:22 am

Granted, one has the voice of Fran Drescher from "the nanny" and the other of a posh politically correct pompous Englishman.

I wish my laptop would be resurrected!!!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sat May 11, 2013 4:31 pm

CaptainVonCookie wrote:Granted, one has the voice of Fran Drescher from "the nanny" and the other of a posh politically correct pompous Englishman.

*laughs uncontrollably* I didn't expect such a crude answer. XDDDD

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Granted...wait...no. I'm sorry, but the Blue Screen of death is beyond my power. ;_;

I wish Nicki Minaj would come out of the closest as a Jynx.

by **ookamidesu** Mon May 20, 2013 9:29 pm

Granted, but she becomes ten times more popular and the media can't stop raving about her.

I wish people will stop being so stupid.

by **midori's crazy398** Mon May 20, 2013 9:35 pm

Granted,but now they are all super smart snobs who shove their intelligence down people's throats and argue over who is smartest

I wish foreign music got more attention in the West 0-0 (Like SCANDAL : D)

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Mon May 20, 2013 10:39 pm

Granted! But foreign music already got attention! What do you think Gundam Style was? ;_;

I wish people would become smarter. study

by **ookamidesu** Mon May 27, 2013 10:39 pm

Granted, but they're all super smart, making you feel super stupid... and they continuously rub it in your face.

I wish rabbits didn't stink so badly.

by **CaptainVonCookie** Tue May 28, 2013 4:16 am

Granted, the stench has transferred all to you! Rejoice!

I wish for beach weather!!! Seriously!! WTF already!!!!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Tue May 28, 2013 7:32 pm

Granted, but I accidentally set it to 300 degrees because you weren't specific on heat temperature. :'3

I wish that Christian Bale would stop smoking cigarette trucks.

by **LyriumEidolon** Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:42 am

Granted, but soon you discover a worse habit he is into.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:05 am

Granted, but you won't be able to return to your slumber. Ever. Natsuki Kruger2

I wish fish could fly and birds could swim and...NOT fly.

by **CaptainVonCookie** Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:14 am

Granted, avian flu is gone because of your wish Mikoto Minagi

but fish flu brought by the practically unknown fish of the abyss is now rampant and the cause for a zombie breakout! And even if you survive the flying sharks will get you!

I wish the electrical fans weren't sold out!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:10 pm

CaptainVonCookie wrote:Granted, avian flu is gone because of your wish but fish flu brought by the practically unknown fish of the abyss is now rampant and the cause for a zombie breakout! And even if you survive the flying sharks will get you!

/>_<\ The flying sharks are beyond my power. DAMN YOU, VON CHIPS AHOY!

I wish the electrical fans weren't sold out!

Granted. Now electrical fans are everywhere on unlimited supply. In fact, the stock has become so excessive that trucks and stores are exploding! Because of you, there's a giant wave of fans racing towards the East Coast. BECAUSE OF YOU, we are going to be destroyed by BRITISH FANS.

I wish I could have a tattoo shaped like a butt that has a butt-shaped tattoo on it...ON MY BUTT. *A*

by **CaptainVonCookie** Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:21 pm

Granted! Your buttception attracts gay guys from all over the world eager to get some analception on!! giggity

Chips AHOY??? My delicious sweet self?? JAMAIS!!!

I wish I could control the sea!! Wave power ON!!

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:15 am

CaptainVonCookie wrote:Granted! Your buttception attracts gay guys from all over the world eager to get some analception on!!

Chips AHOY??? My delicious sweet self?? JAMAIS!!!

I wish I could control the sea!! Wave power ON!!

WEE WEE! EVERYBODY WANTS TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF YOUR CHOCOLATY MAN PARTS!!!

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Granted. But even with all the power of the ocean, you'll eventually be killed by a Disney Prince and his busted up ship.

I wish I had a Chucky doll. Natsuki Kruger2

by **aRANZa-tHAiR** Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:55 pm

granted!...
(I think there are many ways to corrupt this wish... let me see... mmm...)

But your doll is cute and innocent, or so it seems at first glance... the television hired him to be a substitute in the Teletubbies. by job stress goes crazy and he attempts to revive the great chapters of the simpson, resulting in a nuclear explosion. (I don't know how to alter time and space could cause a nuclear explosion exactly)

I wish could turn back time... to mmm ... march last year

by megarockman Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:38 pm

Granted - You've also landed in Homs when the Syrian government launched its assault on rebels there and get killed in the crossfire.

I wish I had a healthy weight.

by **CaptainVonCookie** Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:42 am

Granted! All your organs were removed, leek

ta-da~!

I wish my foot would heal already!!

by **LyriumEidolon** Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:18 am

Granted, but now your other foot's busted.

I wish I could create fan-art

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:33 am

Granted, but you'd end up drawing lots and lots of hentai. Trollface

I wish the sun would just...go away. *_*

by **CaptainVonCookie** Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:28 pm

Granted, we are now plunged into a world of utter and complete darkness, doomed to always walk on the shadows darker than the great bottomless abyss. loljustkidding we all die from the subzero temperatures.

I wish I didn't have the need for sleep!

by **aRANZa-tHAiR** Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:36 pm

Granted, but today you're a zombie!

I wish a new painting

by **ookamidesu** Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:38 pm

Granted, but the new painting consists of only yaoi hentai.

I wish people would stop nagging me to get a boyfriend.

by **Luu Sky Sapphire** Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:20 am

Granted, but then they be nagging you to get a girlfriend and seeing how you already have one, your annoyance will continue forever and all time. Feels

I wish Blu-Ray would be erased from existence so that DVD and VHS can live forever. *_*

by **CaptainVonCookie** Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:46 am

Granted, for the simple fact that eventually Blu-Ray will be obsolete and in museums together with DVD and VHS... Forever and ever!

I wish the weather wasn't bipolar! My beach time :(

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