Your favorite anime/manga quotes!

"So it was a direct-to-video? Well that explains why I haven't won an Oscar yet!"
~ Panty from Panty & Stocking, episode 2

"I wasn’t at the scene but Vice-captain Vita has already scolded you. So I think you’ve already reflected on your mistake. I won’t scold you a second time. But Teana, I think you try too hard every now and then. It’s becoming a bit of a problem. You have to remember that you aren’t fighting alone. Our position in combat has us surrounded by allies. That’s why you made your mistake today. Think about it carefully and make sure it doesn’t happen again."

~ Nanoha Takamachi from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS

If it's a weapon, then use it to save the world!

~ Ao Fukai from Eureka Seven: Astral Ocean

"*while literally falling down drunk* Ohhh~ I'm in my happy place~"
~ Yukari from Azumanga Daioh, episode 3 (I think )

"Well, well. What else was in Pandora's box? Hope, perhaps?"

~ Futagami from RahXephon

"Holy f*ck. We don't have any money left!"
~ Stocking from Panty & Stocking, episode 7 (I think)

"If we all reacted the same way, we'd be predictable, and there's always more than one way to view a situation. What's true for the group is also true for the individual. It's simple: overspecialize, and you breed in weakness. It's slow death."

- Major Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell

"For while it's true, that love sometimes does kill people. There is something else that you must never forget--that hatred can NEVER save them. NEVER."
-- Odette Bouquet (Noir)

"SIT!"
"That's right, biiiig sit"
~ Kagome and Miroku from Inuyasha

"Souls of miserable women...come to me."

- Kikyo from Inuyasha

"You're a one brilliant bitch!"
~ Panty from Panty & Stocking, episode 2

"Pharaoh 90 will emerge and the time for silence will begin!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

- Mistress 9 from Sailor Moon S

"WHAT THE F*CK! ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU'RE SELLING THIS MASTERPIECE FOR 2 BUCKS? I WORKED MORE THAN THAT!"
~ Panty from Panty & Stocking, episode 2

P&S is just full of awesome lines

"To love someone, why do you need society's approval and permission?"

- Nana Osaki from NANA

"Tranquilizer guns. They're mocking me"
~ Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop, episode 14

"Grow up… Death comes with being a shinobi… There are times when death is hard to accept, but if you don't get over it, there's no future…"

- Tsunade from Naruto

"I did it!"
"BUT WHAT THE HELL FOR?!"
~ Tomo and Yomi after Tomo threw the house key to see if it falls through the tree

"Would you like to choose the form of your destructor, oh small breasted one?"

- Joyrock from Slayers Perfect aka Slayers The Motion Picture

"HOLY *HONK* A TALKING CAT!"
~ Rei from the Sailor Moon abridged series

"Point blank, shithead!!!"

- Mari Illustrious Makinami from Evangelion 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance

"Yuusuke, I'm scared, but... I want you to see me"
~ Sara from Tenshi ni Narumon! episode 5

That show is seriously on crack and acid at once o.o;

"Don't say that you're better suited to bad luck rather than good, when you were lucky enough to find a four leaf clover."

- Angel from Sengoku Collection Episode 18

"If anyone should have my porn, it should be you"
~ Panty to Stocking from obviously Panty & Stocking

"Oh spirit of thunder,swift in the sky, you who makes the earth and air tremble with your voice! I, your servant call upon your awesome power! Power that smashes, i call upon you now! Become Thunderbolts in my hand! Destructive Thunder!"

- Urd from Ah! My Goddess: The Movie

“To be sure, love can kill, but always remember, hate can never save. Never.”
Odette Bouquet from Noir episode 25.