The Awesome Collection of Quotes 2!

"I don't know what happened, but we've taken on a lot of clocks"
~ Leela from Futurama, episode Roswell That Ends Well

"Every time I turn on the History Channel, all I saw was stuff about Hitler."

~ Stacy (Krysten Ritter) from Vamps 2012

"What happened to my sweet girl?!"
"SHE'S GONE!"
~ Nina Sayers and her mother from Black Swan

"Her talking to Barnaby is a matter of pouring one ear into the other and coming out the other side. Can't be done."

~ Stannie Dum from March of the Wooden Soldiers

"Tell us about it, Janet!"
~ Magenta and Columbia from Rocky Horror Picture Show

A quote by Sir David Attenborough,



If you are offended, I am sorry

"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter."

~ Hemingway

"How many cigarettes have you smoked tonight?"
"Too many"
"For every one you smoke, I smoke half"
~ Itzhak Stern and Oskar Schindler from Schindler's List

An inspirational quote from Kickassia

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"In my experience, the prettier a girl is, the more nuts she is... which makes you insane. You're probably nutty coo coo crazy."

~ Dean from Blue Valentine

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"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped"
~ Groucho Marx from movie A Day At The Races

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a godd damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

~ Blain from Predator

"An Officer without his sword is impropperly dressed" ~ Mad Jack Churchill

"I just hope they slip on a pile of crap and crack their heads open on the toilet!"
~ Germaine from internet cartoon Foamy

The best response to I HATE MY LIFE, it actually comes from one of the Muppet movies

Jim: "I hate my life"
Gonzo: "I hate your life too"

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

~ Detective John Kimble from Kindergarten Cop

"Hey man, I told you to stand back or I'll make you swallow your Nikon!"
~John Diggle, Arrow

"When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD lady fumi!" ~ Khorne Berserker Philosopher

"Triple H never had a great match."

~ Bret Hart

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((101% true.))

"Munchkin killer! He'll stab you in the ass while you poop"
~ Foamy from Neurotically Yours episode, Horror Flick Chicks

on the matter of the X-Com remake

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"Stop picking Danica Patrick and getting 1st place before I kill you, nigger!!!"

~ Some cute comedian on Xbox Live just a few minutes ago.

Make me, muddahfucka. ))

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left" ~ Bertrand Russell

"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend."

~ Bruce Lee

"And my third idea is about this crazy giraffe, who dresses like a clown, and sneaks into the homes of bad children to steal their toenails"
~ Foamy from Neurotically Yours episode An Original Idea