The following Mai-HiME characters fail at...

Midori does not fail at staying calm during the whole festival ordeal.

Headmaster Mashiro fails at covering up the truth of the cursed land of Fuuka.

Natsuki fails at being a bitch towards Mikoto. She even called her an animal.

Nao does not fail at being shady, arrogant, and mean.

Reito fails to know that he has no chance with Mai :3

Nymphetamine wrote:Reito fails to know that he has no chance with Mai :3

Mai Tokiha doesn't fail at being the most desirable HiME. The Obsidian Lord has good taste in women. :) Maybe he was aware of ShizNat and orchestrated their lovey dovey demise from episode 25...

Nao doesn't fail at looking cute with an eye patch on. It makes her look even more menacing.

Bluholic711 wrote:Nao doesn't fail at looking cute with an eye patch on. It makes her look even more menacing.

Nao Yuuki looked so much better with the eye patch, it was her trademark. I was disappointed when her eye healed in episode 26. Cruel as that sounds...XD

Akira Okuzaki doesn't fail at being the most attractive boy there is. I'd go gay for him~

: I AM NOT A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yukino fails on confessing her love to Haruka :B

: WHAT?!

Fumi does not fail at being a creepy maid from time to time.

Shiho doesn't fail at being annoying >_<

Nagi fails at being a bit of a troll at the start of the series.

Miyu doesn't fail on how to bake a cake :3

Nymphetamine wrote:Miyu doesn't fail on how to bake a cake :3

She doesn't fail at stirring either. >:3 What kind of stirring is that!?

Shiho fails trying to be the leader when it comes to baking

Nymphetamine wrote:Shiho fails trying to be the leader when it comes to baking

That's why her face ended up in the cake.

Shizuru Fujino doesn't fail at informing everyone about the 5 second rule.

: WHY DIDN'T SHE HELP OUT? I TOLD YOU ALL SHE WAS UTTERLY USELESS!!!

Haruka fails at being a interrgating Mai in the 2nd episode. I disliked her for that reason. That and she's just plain annoying.

Takumi sort of 'won' the contest even if he wasn't in it. Takumi did fail to be relevant for the rest oft the series.

GAP wrote:Takumi sort of 'won' the contest even if he wasn't in it. Takumi did fail to be relevant for the rest oft the series.

True. The Cake Orphan hated what he ate at the Cake Wars competition. He was head over heels the second he tasted Takumi's cake. What do you expect? He is Mai's little brother, the best cook in all of Fuuka. Too bad for Sakomizu, Tate and the rest. Takumi's cake would of been gentle on their internal organs...

Mr. Sakomizu sucks at being incognito. Even a lame brain like Mikoto can sniff you out:

Mashiro fails to be useful until later on.

Mashiro Kazahana doesn't fail at owning a creepy collection of antique dolls. :pale:

Mashiro doesn't fail BECOMING a creepy doll! It's almost like when Mary Shaw's corpse became a doll when she died, in Dead Silence... :pale:

Nymphetamine wrote:Mashiro doesn't fail BECOMING a creepy doll! It's almost like when Mary Shaw's corpse became a doll when she died, in Dead Silence... :pale:

>_< Dead Silence. A boring movie shoot in BLUE for some reason. Still, the idea of Mashiro's doll from that scene where Alyssa tries to apprehend her is freaking CREEPY. The mouth and...AHHHHH! :affraid:

Natsuki fails consuming alcohol That lightweight!

As does Yukariko, she has a weak stomach.

Nao too :3

Nymphetamine wrote:Nao too :3

: PROOF? NONE. GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS, LIKE I DID THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT.

Mai fails at being decisive.